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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 14/04/2025
No one should be above the law, most especially the President. Ignoring a Supreme Court ruling to facilitate Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return isn't just cruel; it's unconstitutional. They're saying the quiet part aloud — if they get away with it now, they'll do it to anyone.
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Desperately trying to get Zack Grienke and RFK Jr in a room together
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Drove a manual for the first time in my 28 rotations around the sun. Proud to say i only stalled 7 times on this 75 foot journey
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me when I can get to somewhere via rail in less than 3 hours and for less than 160 USD honestly
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
"The cardinals made no moves this off-season they're going to implode this season" Lars Nootbaar: "We are going to be eating fried ravioli at the world series"
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's freaking opening day let's goooooooo
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GhoulfessorJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
bro said 🧍‍♂️ #wrestlesky #RAW #WWE
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/03/2025
luka doncic should lose like ninety pounds and get a white belt and become a screamo scene kid
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
God knew I'd be too powerful if I was good at more than one video game Idk why he made it fortnite ballistic
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Don't even need to add to this particular repost. Mad Men is my absolute undisputed GOAT show and I just don't debate it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/bird-fl...
MYTH: Infected birds are quarantined, humanely euthanized, and their carcasses safely disposed of.

FACT: The KFC Famous Bowl is now only $2.99 for a limited time!
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
anti-dei guy who's angry that there wasn't a single white dancer at the halftime show
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
crazy the things a white boy like me will get up to
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet theonion.com/inexper...
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Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet
NEW YORK—Noting that their youth would likely be a major factor in determining the outcome of Puppy Bowl XV, analysts noted Sunday that the inexperienced players on Team Ruff still hadn’t opened their eyes yet. “It’s hard to see how Team Ruff is going to be able to compete with Team Fluff given that its puppies lack experience seeing or hearing since their eyes and ears are still sealed,” said play-by-play announcer Scott Graham, adding that the puppies on Team Ruff were at a further disadvantage because they’d only had a few days since their birth to prepare for the game. “It’s difficult to win a football game when you’re incapable of standing or walking yet. Most of these little pups can barely lift their heads. Sure, they’re young and they’re hungry, but Team Fluff has a definite advantage in having dogs with a full command of their mobility and senses. But even if they don’t win the championship, this game is going to offer the puppies on Team Ruff some valuable experience in trying to urinate or defecate on their own.” At press time, the outlook for the inexperienced Team Ruff had decreased even further after the newborn puppies’ mother ate most of the litter at halftime.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Chiefs can still win, if Mike Pence finds the courage.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/01/2025
"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Socialism or barbarism, your choice
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage theonion.com/pete-he...
Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/01/2025
New Study Finds College Binge Drinking To Be A Blast theonion.com/new-stu...
New Study Finds College Binge Drinking To Be A Blast
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/01/2025
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat theonion.com/jd-vanc...
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 10. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.
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reddeathpasses.bsky.social @reddeathpasses.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hi world!
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