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Profess0rJam

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I make videos about grand strategy games and yap about AEW. I wish I lived in Dead Space 2. 32 🏳️‍🌈pan Linktree for my stuff: linktr.ee/professorjam

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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✨ 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝔂 ✨. 🌙🌿
A flower-covered pink guillotine stands beneath a crescent moon in a dreamy pastel garden. “REWARD THEM FOR THE WORLD THEY CREATED.”
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Analytics deep dive on what brings some people to my Crusader Kings 3 videos
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just watched the Eric Schmidtt clip where he shows his entire ass and I gotta say, I'd walk into the fucking ocean if I was that much on an idiot on camera. And I am OFTEN an idiot on camera
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to know who over at Paradox decided they needed a "make the pope have sex with my spouse" achievement. It's called Papal Bull, and that's very funny, but I don't know if that means righteous judgement shouldn't visit them
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So I wasn't given early access to By God Alone like I was hoping BUT the dev of Eslabong reached out with a steam key... after I already bought the game lmao I do want to do an Eslabong video though! It's been fun so far, but I need to learn more about the game before I make a vid
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BY GOD ALONE TOMORROW BY GOD ALONE TOMORROW BY GOD ALONE TOMORROW BY GOD ALONE TOMORROW
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unbelievable. We're not getting that holiday bonus at this rate.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see everyone doing the "9 games to know me" thing, and I gotta say I think this is it still. Honorable mentions for Civ3 and SOMA. But Crusader Kings, Red Dead Redemption, Disco Elysium, Dwarf Fortress, and Pokemon rewired my brain. Elden Ring stands in for all FromSoft stuff I've played
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started watching AEW last year, and Pac became one of my favorites like, instantly. I was so excited to see him on cards. He was amazing on the mic. I would share screenshots of his entrances to my non-wrestling enjoying friends like a dork, because I thought he was so fucking cool.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking devastated about the Pac news. Unbelievable.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just had an ad auto-play while trying to check the weather widget on my phone lmao so fucking lame
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Crusader Kings @crusaderkings.com · 27/09/2026
How do you rise from a cleric to the Papal throne? How can a king decide who gets there? In our feature highlight video for By God Alone, we explore the clergy, papal elections, and how secular rulers can influence the church in Crusader Kings III. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DOC...
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Crusader Kings III: By God Alone - Feature Highlight
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
And now, your Death Riders starting lineup... #AEWTailgateBrawl #AEWAllOut
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no shit taz it's a headlock, of course she'd try to fight her way out what are we saying lmao #AEWAllOut
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BEAUTIFUL little hike today
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Crusader Kings 3 video that features both the Godherja mod AND it's the monthly community character, so you get to see a bunch of glimpses at other people's campaigns too and all the silliness people got up to
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Becoming A Horse Girl
YouTube video by Professor Jam
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was really excited to find fellow Dead Space fans on here, searched it, and immediately got hit with a guy jiggling his belly, advertising his Dead Space stream. Good for him. I didn't watch, but I appreciated the hustle. Honestly he's probably still doing it.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All true Mordor patriots will PREPARE for this conflict against the warmongering Dwarves, who have preyed upon the weaker Sauron-aligned factions. We just want to live in peace, create economic growth for Middle-Earth, and regulate the spread of invasive Ent plant life to our precious ecosystems.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Convinced this thing is gonna fall out of orbit and hit me specifically
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is going to make perfect sense soon
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you guys remember "cheugy" what the fuck was up with that
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay so in all seriousness, the Hearts of Iron 4 discord server has a rule about modern political figure profile pictures being banned, unless it's literally taken from the game. Someone had an Ataturk profile picture, refused to change it to the in-game one, they got banned
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Turkish nationalist agents will be called off if Paradox Interactive gives me early access to the DLC. They have 48 hours to comply.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The entire nation of Turkey is review bombing Paradox Interactive titles. What a time to be alive.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fucked up thing about working on Crusader Kings 3 videos is it gets in the way if playing Crusader Kings 3
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still have some roses looking GORGEOUS
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I just saw an attack ad against Tom Tiffany and his support of AI/Data Centers... using AI generated images. This shit fucking sucks man
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not fucking calling it that lmao
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine how powerful I'll be when I activate the second one
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really should take some time off next week lmao this DLC is going to rule
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really am surprised the default Dem position isn't to just go "I don't know who Hasan Piker is" and force these ghouls to explain why anyone should actually care about, much less be afraid of, a streamer. On top of like yeah, not selling out trans people.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Editing my Fear & Hunger footage, gonna upload it to Patreon for free afterwards with an announcement that I'm not doing any more Fear & Hunger videos lmao It seems like an interesting game but it's a lot of try and remain chatty while playing, and also I just don't just internet viewers to have
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do the two loudest men on the planet need to park themselves 20 feet apart from each other, me in the middle, and have a lengthy conversation? Just walk up to the other guy, he's on the bicep curl machine, he's stationary. There's no need to transmit information exclusively through barked words
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh hey, that's me with the evil grin and orange hair. Tried to make an orc looking guy and kind of just look like a slasher movie villain lmao
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tried to record a video playing Fear & Hunger for the first time (no spoilers pls) and holy fuck. It was upfront with how brutal it would be, and my dumb ass thought I would do fine on the medium difficulty. Also, idk if I'll be able to play for more than an hour straight lol
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lovely elliptical music
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Blade Soundtrack #1 - Blood Rave
YouTube video by Dennis Diehm
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Them: Why are you so insistent on scaring the normies off by calling them skeets? Old Bluesky users:
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gang I hate to say it but I'd have to give the new Resident Evil film a 5/10. I really enjoyed the film half of the movie, but much like many Resident Evil games, it loses the tension and atmosphere and turns into a big dumb spectacle lmao Go see it if you're a fan, but I think it's a pass otherwise
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TURN ON THE TV, ANY CHANNEL, THE FUCKING DWARVES HAVE THE ONE RING
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Dwarves are bullying the poor Dunlendings 🥺
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The Big Lebowski: This Aggression Will Not Stand
Alt: The Big Lebowski: This Aggression Will Not Stand
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drinking from my chalice tonight
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't know for sure what this means, but I take it as a signal to beat up on whoever hurts our buds. We gotta protect the black Numenoreans, the trolls, and those poor barrow wights.
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Kotu @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this good
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The AEW HBO issue is fixed gang, they didn't restrict it, it was like, a glitch or something lmao #AEWDynamite
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He'd be happy I have a house, still with @nightingaelic.bsky.social , I'm a teacher, and I'm making fun videos online. He'd be absolutely shocked I don't play MTG anymore. Like absolutely horrified.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That whole "only 3 hours of sleep" thing is really hitting now that I'm at the gym
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Profess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Crusader Kings 3 video! Playing Godherja this time. In a world of incredible magic and monsters, what if I just shoot everything with guns?
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Going from Embassy to Empire
YouTube video by Professor Jam
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