Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 09/11/2025You tell them a lie, and then when you don’t need it any more you tell them another lie and tell them they’re progressing along the road to wisdom. 110
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 09/09/2025Recessions, where the workload is the same, but nobody wants to sign off or pay for anything 🙃 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 22/08/2025Cutting lines of lemsip to take the fight to the source 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 10/08/2025It’s easy to mistake time for a circle, when it’s your first loop of the downward spiral 010
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 22/07/2025If you live in Mt Wellington, today was dry run for the traffic when ikea opens. 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 19/07/2025You could fix all of Auckland’s traffic problems overnight by removing all green lights and replacing them with orange lights, effectively doubling the speed that traffic clears an intersection 000
Reposted by Timothy ComputerTe Pāti Māori @tepaatimaori.bsky.social · 16/06/2025So it begins. 10-year outsourcing contracts for private hospitals? It’s a sell-off. You don’t lock in health equity with private contracts to those who profit from illness. You lock out the public. The corporate takeover of our health system is now official policy. #PublicHealthCrisis #NZPolrnz.co.nzHealth NZ told to give private hospitals 10-year outsourcing contractsHospital outsourcing contracts have tended to be short-term, but Health Minister Simeon Brown has made a new request. 21325130
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 11/06/2025The thing that bothers me about apples new ‘design’ is that it appears to be a glass theme. Still the same 2 buttons and wasted space on the Lock Screen. Few if any meaningful interaction improvements. Just dribbble fantasy aesthetics writ large. 020
Reposted by Timothy ComputerMinistry of Health NZ @health.govt.nz · 25/05/2025The Ministry of Health is now posting on Bluesky. Follow us to be alerted to our consultations, news and announcements. We welcome your respectful and relevant comments and reserve the right to take action against posts that violate our community guidelines:health.govt.nzSocial media community guidelines | Ministry of Health NZThe Ministry engages with the community and provides important safety and public health information through accounts on Facebook, X, and LinkedIn. 30307113
Reposted by Timothy ComputerN² @antire.al · 15/05/2025the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net 262120725214
Reposted by Timothy ComputerDr Dannie @danniemedia.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It’s time to save the government billions by paying the men as same as everyone else. 17320
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 30/04/2025The internet is a pathogen. Without exposure to the weakened pre-2012 version, a full dose will send your mind into either a boomer bubble or deranged neo-cult. 010
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 08/03/2025Every AI advancement brings us closer to making Transformers a reality 010
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 06/03/2025There has never been a better time to update your portfolio 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 04/03/2025Brother, just go into low power mode, you don’t need my permission 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 22/02/2025When I die, will they hollow out my body and fill it with candy like a piñata, so everyone can finish beating the shit out of it. Cadaver Brut 010
Reposted by Timothy Computerslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/01/2025we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths 263120092492
Reposted by Timothy ComputerDavid Pepose - Comic Book Writer @peposed.bsky.social · 24/01/2025We're working on it as fast as we can!!! 1304
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 22/01/2025We gotta get to the Captain Planet reboot pretty damn fast, too many people missed the message the first time around 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 21/01/2025We are so so so cooked The number of people who quite happily believe lies with zero evidence that reinforce their world-view is already sky high. Throwing in this quality of misinformation is the final nail in the coffin of shared reality - if that ever even existed. 020
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 18/01/2025Piloting a “mecha Spider-Man” that laughably has no vertical movement and primarily does damage by laying mines on the ground which are meant to be disguised by glowing webs that you shoot to surfaces, which anyone on their right mind would avoid but I’m still in bronze league so it is very effecti 000
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 08/01/2025The difference between brave and stupid is the outcome 030
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 13/12/2024Guy on the same bus as me is sitting here intently reading a physical book explaining the first 150 Pokémon and he is physically intrigued and enjoying it. I would kill to be able to experience this 020
Reposted by Timothy ComputerDanielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024What I lovehate about this is that the two hardcore spikes here are the GFC and the pandemic, and the third big spike is just... this government. All by itself. For no sensible reason 812844
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 29/11/2024Perfect night for some fireworks - my neighbors every night 020
Timothy Computer @reconfine.com · 28/11/2024Stop blaming the PM. This is the result of over half the country voting him and his ilk in. Suffering is deserved by everyone who checked that damned box and I wouldn’t have it any other way. 140
Reposted by Timothy ComputerJosh Trebach, MD @jtrebach.bsky.social · 27/11/2024kind of wish our out of office emails were similar to the old instant messenger away messages *~*the best part of BELIEVE is the LIE*~*~* ****Thanksgiving break**** 310216
Reposted by Timothy Computerpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Don’t lose hope, it’s not too late for Joe Biden to appoint himself dictator for life 2192579
Reposted by Timothy ComputerGabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 28/10/2024The Penguin is the best show on TV right now. Each episode has been killer. 2281
Reposted by Timothy Computercait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/07/2024i simply do not respect anyone whose entire career is getting in fights on niche microblogging websites and then posting their patreon as if this is behavior that deserves compensation. get in fights for the love of the game or fuck off 1267876
Reposted by Timothy ComputerStephen Hill @srhastraea.bsky.social · 30/05/2024Cool - so for $20 a week all I needed to do was fire 5,000 public servants, get rid of free prescriptions and subsidised public transport, disestablish the Māori Health Authority, and borrow a couple of billion dollars a year more. Alternatively for $20 a week I could have had all of those things. 519673
