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William Maley

@realmudmonster.bsky.social
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Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.

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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 21h
Woah, a Toyota Alphard!
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Rampage must be the party truck
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wondering if I am really 50 to 60 year old because of how much I like the SSR.
Chevrolet SSR sitting in parking lot.
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When you want a Lincoln LS with a British accent
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Having this Estima would help raise my Esteem. (I'll show myself out)
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It looks like a weird guy
awkward looking guy
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t argue here.
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fun fact: According to the Gunbuster Complete artbook, the name of the RX-7 comes from Mazda's Savanna RX-7, a luxury car line launched in 1985. The fact that it's similar to the RX-78-2 is a happy coincidence.
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh to be in her world.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I now want a Mitsubishi Carisma for some reason.
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seeing this made my Friday better
An Audi 5000 wagon

(Or a 100/200 wagon)
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 08/12/2024
I love art.
This image shows Garfield humorously reinterpreted in the style of the iconic Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock print, The Great Wave off Kanagawa by Hokusai. Garfield is personified as the towering wave, with his face and fur blending into the flowing water and lasagna noodles cascading down in place of sea foam. The background features a vivid red sun and Mount Fuji, anchoring the piece in its Japanese art inspiration. Boats caught in the lasagna-laden waves carry familiar characters like Odie and Jon, emphasizing Garfield’s gluttonous personality with lasagna as a recurring motif. The composition merges classical Japanese aesthetics with playful, Garfield-themed humor.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at my mechanics dawg my car is fucked 😭
the golden kamuy cast in a collab with a car? parts? company? theyre dressed as mechanics
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woah, I turn 38 today. Not sure how I feel about it.
The engine bay of a GM product, featuring a supercharged 3800 Series II V6 engine.

(Yes, I'm using a picture of a 3800 V6 to reference that today is my birthday and turning 38.)
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woah, I turn 38 today. Not sure how I feel about it.
The engine bay of a GM product, featuring a supercharged 3800 Series II V6 engine.

(Yes, I'm using a picture of a 3800 V6 to reference that today is my birthday and turning 38.)
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone should notify @midnightdorifto.bsky.social about this
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Oldsmobile @oldsmobile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to your Buick year! 🎉🎂
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I’m think I’m Choosin’ Hatsune Miku instead of Texas. Her crimes are way more my speed.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not going to have a take on that. That's stupid
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 24/09/2026
it's fine to have one of those "please be patient, new driver" signs, and holding an animated hands-free phone conversation behind the wheel is perfectly legal, but both at the same time is just taking the piss
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
who among us has not looked at a service and been like "what I really want to see is 1/15th improvement"
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought they had all gone extinct
1997-2001 Chevrolet Malibu
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 20/09/2026
mfw armour proves its worth
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find myself saying "Boss, I'm just tired" every day because of (gestures wildly at everything).
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Post-war Chevrolet sedanPost-war Chevrolet sedan
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2008 was a bit grim, but I think I would pick Volkswagen Golf GTI Golf R Jetta GLI Passat Wagon
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a helpful guide to “disrupters” I made for the New Yorker
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 12/09/2026
A sticker to place anywhere. Like hand dryers, toilet bowls, soap dispensers, alarm keypads, coffee machines, thermostats, pedestrian crossing buttons, BBQs, park benches, parking meters... As well as staplers, pens, potatoes, bricks, brooms, lunch, potplants and speed humps.
A piece of colourful corporate nonsense looking sticker stating NOW AI POWERED! Talk to me. Ask me to do things! with a happy little speech bubble computer-looking character, with shiny little AI stars and a space looking background in the middle. To be placed on things that look like maybe they could be AI powered, BUT ARE NOT.
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magic @magicswordk.ing · 11/09/2026
Kei and Yuri from Dirty Pair in a car, Kei is saying “Jeez, we destroyed two buildings for this one job.”Kei and Yuri from Dirty Pair, smiling broadly in a car at having destroyed two buildings for this one job.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As is tradition, I present the songs banned(at least by ClearChannel, or in some markets) from radio after 9/11. *In addition to this list, EVERY Rage Against the Machine was banned. 1. 3 Doors Down – Duck and Run 2. 311 – Down 3. AC/DC – Shot Down in Flames 4. AC/DC – Shoot to Thrill >>
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, I have a new brochure that I want for reasons
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn, I now want a set of playing cards
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rbnc @rarebutnobodycares.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WRC has some of the best camera operators/heli pilots in the world. What a shot.
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Brendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pull up to the spot in something that says IYKYK #weirdcarbs
The sawzall'd SCC Sentra
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My feeling for the year so far.
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Took me a moment to find the NSU and Audis in this photo
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not expecting to see one of these yesterday
Bollinger Box Truck
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not what I was expecting to see at the Micro Center.
Late 70s Ford Ranchero GT
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I may disagree with Daniel on a number of things, but even I think this is too much,
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's an honor just to be nominated for the coveted Guy Who Never Shuts The Fuck Up Award
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
September wishes
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Manifesting good things to happen"
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William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would play this version of MGS.
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MotoringGuru @motoringguru.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Catherine Lancia Zeta Jones!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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