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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11h
I'm sure the NY Times tomorrow will have another story about Hasan Piker, and not a mention of the VP's "intellectual guru" saying this...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...
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OxfordCommaStanAccount 🌹🇺🇦🇹🇼 @really-right-now.bsky.social · 20h
Every fucking day it gets harder to deny that this country needs to be purged of rot from top to bottom
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Red Fleet Submariners: "Our front was the worst of the war!" Veterans of the Pacification of Idaho: "No, ours was!" Average day in the Seattle Commune (the Central Committee is debating he/him lesbians again):
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about this again
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 05/10/2026
gym employee: oh hey u guys are back early clavicular: foids mogged gym employee: what? clavicular: *loading testosterone shot and getting back in the rented lambo* foids mogged
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "But the word 'refineries,' where's Russia's uhhhh rouesing a lot of refineries because of Ukraine. That has to do with a lot of the uh diesel that you're see. Where ours is being. Think of it."
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dan Quayle: What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a juxtaposition
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why we don’t do “poor Melania” or write fanfic narratives where the wives of these men are victims. they wake up every day of their marriage and choose this
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 04/10/2026
The thing about the Tucker Carlson//Jacob Rees-Mogg interview is that Tucker is an American moron whose entire tactic is “assume the other guy won’t question my premises”, up against a British aristocrat that debates for fun at Oxford Union. Its like a small animal encountering an Apex predator
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John Holbo @jholbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A John Henry-style ballad about how a heroic bad faith debater - 'a straw-manning man' - attempts to out-Gish Gallop an LLM, only to be worn down in the end. He dies with Maslow's Hammer in his hand.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the ny post's red apple/scare front page
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not morally opposed to the death penalty, I’m procedurally opposed to it for ordinary crimes because I don’t trust the American carceral state to fairly apply it. I think it’s necessary in cases of crimes against democracy, but even there I think the condemned deserve a quick merciful death.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think every bomb we provide to a genocidal power should be armed and falling at a reasonable speed
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
uh…what the fuck
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Romeo Kokriatski @vagrantjourno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like this poster, but christ does it fucking bother me that, in the year 2026, leftists are still unable to call the systemic destruction of Ukrainian life, language, and culture as a genocide.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The raw visceral hatred some men have for women, at least women who step out of line, is shocking. I know it sounds like some sorta "one of the good ones" ploy but I am genuinely taken aback when I see it because I think: I had a fairly normal socialisation as a man in the west, how did I miss this?
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You ever think about how between the end of USAID, the Iran War, and whatever horrid plague RFK Jr. unleashes, the backlash to Me Too will probably kill more people than the backlash against the actual literal act of war on 9/11?
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the perfect storm for GOP wipeout this year is full-bore hispanic reversion, massive african-american turnout, dominating with independents, suburban voters resume the steady march left, and either a vote share or vote total drop-off of rural voters.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I almost want just four years of pure revenge. Double stuff pack the court like eight new justices, withhold disaster funds from red states but give them to blue municipalities in those states, try to destroy car dealerships altogether, treat rich sex pests like Rs treat immigrants, etc.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pack the Court.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A politician who in private has a short fuse and curses a lot, has a dark sense of humor, and sometimes has staffers do odd personal tasks? Oh no, how terrible. I've never encountered such a thing. What an inconceivable shocking revelation.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Dr Oz is saying that paying for insurance and not using it is fraud, because he wants sick people to die in pain. It's eugenics, he is a eugenicist, and any actual opposition party would make "we are going to have him face a firing squad" part of their platform.
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You have to do some unsavory things to win at politics
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Putin: if I die the entire country falls apart. Like bigtime. Again. I need daily blood transfusions Xi: we had a perfectly good system and I made it personalist again. I’m gonna go out mumbling like Mao KJU, measuring his daughter for epaulettes and the big hat:
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump cost them money & gave them less than nothing to show for it
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the absolute fucking gall to do this after Trump's 'document handling'
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First eyewitness accounts from this afternoon’s ICE shooting in Austin is here, from freelance reporter Emiliano Tahui Gómez.
Emiliano Tahui Gómez
@emilianotahui
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Here in North Austin, where ICE agents appear to have shot an individual in his car. I spoke to two of the only witnesses.

Nedevia Bolaños and her husband, Carlos, own a business just off the intersection where the shooting happened. Shortly before 1 pm they says they heard what sounded like two gunshots. Carlos ran out first. A blue Toyota sedan and a black Escalade were stopped under the highway.Combined tweets, cutting tags and other such
 
He said he saw an olive-skinned man, seemingly in his 30s, leaning backwards against his seat. A masked agent was standing outside the car. The agent refused to answer questions. Within a few minutes as many as 10 other ICE agents arrived.

Carlos asked the victim if he was ok. "Yes," the man said in Spanish, but he looked exhausted. Carlos asked why they had shot him. "Because I didn't stop."Combined tweets, cutting tags and other such. 

Bolaños ran up next. She said she continously asked the ICE agents about why they'd shot him and if they were going to render aid. They didn't answer her. It was an APD officer who later arrived and cut open the young mans shirt, revealing a deep hole between his shoulder blades. The ambulance arrived about 10 minutes after and carried him off. "I've never seen all this. Thank God I'm a citizen," Bolaños said in Spanish. "Or I'd be living like this. In a dream of terror."
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Determining your cheese preference based on which is not halal is a strong contender for the quintessence of GOP ideology. It's irrelevant to them, no reason for them to think about it at all, but they don't have personalities, they're simple reactionary creatures governed solely by bigotry.
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lauren Boebert Strap God. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it
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OxfordCommaStanAccount 🌹🇺🇦🇹🇼 @really-right-now.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man I love Chicago. best city in America
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i support the first amendment but bari deserves this
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