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Putin: if I die the entire country falls apart. Like bigtime. Again. I need daily blood transfusions
Xi: we had a perfectly good system and I made it personalist again. I’m gonna go out mumbling like Mao
KJU, measuring his daughter for epaulettes and the big hat: