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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Taking a case off a phone after having used it with a case for a year makes the phone faster
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
About to play "is my pack too big for ryanair", wish me luck
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#opencall Seeking submissions for a new zine about London. Theme for issue 001 is "Heatwave"! Anything with a London angle - a feature, poetry, images, photography, illustration. Questions welcome in thread or DMs, submit using form in thread👇 #london #zines #cfp #art #photography #writing
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
502 Bad Gateways is too many
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@BigDavidMcIver

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Blimps over South London
The Good Year blimp in the distance above a row of houses
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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'd like to propose that we drain all of Sam Altman's blood and then offer to sell it back to him at cost.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
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Join
am i going to get fired?
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last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

Tottapola OP • 2y
no i had time to think about it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Justin Pot @justinpot.com · 15/04/2026
There's a real "right before the collapse of the empire" feeling in the air right now. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbi...
cnbc.com
Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 700%
Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
NASA’s Artemis II Reveals the Basin in Full For the very first time, the mysterious Orientale Basin has been fully photographed. Thanks to Artemis II, humanity now sees the Moon in unprecedented detail, reminding us of the endless wonders beyond Earth. 🛰️
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian
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Nicolas Vivant @grenoble.ninja · 09/04/2026
Quand je vous dis que ce sont des gens bien… La DINUM passe sous Linux. → www.clubic.com/actualite-60... #LogicielsLibres #OpenSource #FreeSoftware
clubic.com
L'État français va migrer de Microsoft vers Linux et des outils souverains pour se libérer des dépendances numériques
Le gouvernement a tenu un séminaire interministériel pour accélérer la réduction des dépendances numériques extra-européennes. Il en ressort une migration de Microsoft vers Linux, et un plan d'action ministériel à rendre d'ici l'automne.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Dr Matt Winfield @mattwinf91.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Odds on this having some really obvious AI slop in it?
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 31/03/2026
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know? Double cheese burger
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 12/03/2026
Thanks, I hate it. malus.sh
malus.sh
MALUS - Clean Room as a Service | Liberation from Open Source Attribution
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The censor on freedom.gov is so funny to me.
The landing page of freedom.gov, showing the word "freedom" being censored by pixelation.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who up wutherin they heights
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Imagine the Kaiju-sized chickens
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"average person has millions of microplastics in their body" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has zero microplastics in their body. Microplastics Georg, who drinks six pints of polyurethane and is made out of fibreglass, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Made a new playlist
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
First they came for the people who put big honkers on a cartoon dog in a game for children And I did not speak out
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I wonder if I can use a cassette tape case to store a Heltec V3 #meshtastic
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"Happening soon", hell yeah it is, can't wait #meshtastic
A delivery notification from my inbox that says my Binghe ESP Lorna V3 development board will be arriving tomorrow. My phone has labelled this as "happening soon".
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oli @olil.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
A picture of a foggy street
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
#Lloyds bank down for anyone else? Get an error online and in the app when trying to log in. Not asked for login details.
An error screen on the Lloyds bank website the says "Sorry, we're unable to process your request at the moment. We're currently having some technical issues."
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NetBlocks @netblocks.org · 13/10/2025
⚠️ Confirmed: Live network data show that operator Vodafone UK is experiencing a national outage with broadband and mobile data impacted, corroborating widespread user complaints 📉 #VodafoneDown
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity by provider from October 5, 2025, to October 13 2025. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing operator Vodafone Limited (AS5378) connectivity remains stable at around 100% throughout most of the time period, with a sharp drop on October 13. The chart has a dark background with a red circle highlighting the decline at the end of the period. Vodafone Limited (0% / 0%)
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Tantacrul @tantacrul.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
New video is OUT! - How We're Building Audacity 4 youtu.be/QYM3TWf_G38?...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2025
Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment
Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment
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Erik Malinowski @erikmalinowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
marge simpson krumping
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
“Trix are so dangerous we won’t even give them to rabbits!”
The face of Big Cooties
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
There have been stories of people ripping the RFID chips out of Oyster cards in London for years, but this is the first example of someone actually demonstrating a proof of concept that I've seen, awesome! I don't think it's really possible anymore since TFL started using a different brand of chip.
reddit.com
From the london community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the london community
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
theonion.com/nation-grate...
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Bot accounts out in force over the past couple days 🤖
Screenshot showing a list of accounts who recently followed me. All of them look like bot accounts with avatars of women.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Missed opportunity for "Jurassic tart" #gbbo
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
No notes
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
So that most recent War of the Worlds remake is a steaming pile of garbage, which I highly recommend watching purely for the joy of seeing Iced Cube hack things by going "right click -> hack this thing".
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Hearth @realhearth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
🐎
Royal London Hospital sign with graffiti on it that says "Give me ket I'm a horse"
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Nova @diceynova.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games. "Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like." "Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike" "Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What's the system of government where the state owns the means of production again? Is it capitalism?
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