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@realdantekaiba.bsky.social
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Professional emcee and improv comic of 15 years, cosplayer, gamer, anime fan, burlesque dancer, large scale event organizer, filthy socialist, ethically non-monogamous, obsessed with every woman whose ever lived. 🏳‍🌈

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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Person: I really want to go on this Rollercoaster. Me: I should warn you, 9 people died on it last year and 18 the year before. Person: really!? Me: yeah, you can even use some of their corpses to mark how far along the ride is. Person: how is this still a thing people do? This is about Mt Everest.
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Damien: Meeeh! Me, boiling ramen: this isn't for you. Damien: ma-Raow! Me: I'm allowed to make food without sharing it with you! Having full conversations with your cat at 1am be like.
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Damien, screaming at the back door: Meeh! Me: you can't go outside, it's wet. Damien: -shows me his belly- Me: that's very cute but it's still wet. Belly for reference. His meows sound like a goat.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/06/2025
Let me be clear that Illinois will protect you and your care. I'll keep fighting to make sure Illinoisans and those who come to our state can receive the care they need from the providers they trust.
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Supreme Court rules for South Carolina in bid to defund Planned Parenthood
The Supreme Court upheld South Carolina's bid to defund Planned Parenthood, ruling that Medicaid patients cannot sue to choose their provider. The court held in a 6-3 ruling along ideological lines, w...
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@nillex.bsky.social @zeitrif.bsky.social
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
My disabled cat’s legs look like bad AI when she tries to loaf. That mess is hers, she just finished pulling mush from the bowl and eating it directly off the table for some reason.
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I love that the same people who had pictures of nooses with “hang in there Obama” on their trucks and chanted “hang Mike pence” at their insurrection are so up in arms about seashells.
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
My partners are so cute
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem.
It's not a very long poem, folks
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Other countries are like why does America get the pope AND the antiChrist???
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 12/05/2025
From cradle to career, we're investing in every child’s future, and it’s paying off. Thanks to historic investments, Illinois jumped to #4 in Pre-K to 12th Education according to US News & World Report. All part of our mission to make our state the best to raise a family in.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I love that the “party of accountability” always seems genuinely shocked that their actions have consequences or that they are judged for what they say and do. Like ya’ll, that’s literally what accountability means. I know most repubs are illiterate but come on.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Panel 1: Shen is sitting up in bed looking at his watch, panicked, yelling "OH MY GOD I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!"
Panel 2: Shen is sweating, hurriedly putting on a shirt and tie, holding a suit jacket in one hand and holding a toothbrush in his mouth.
Panel 3: Shen is running with a suitcase, speed lines in the background.
Panel 4: Shen is running into a building labeled "Drawing Yuri at Home In My Sweatpants"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Good thing he decorated the Oval Office with all that tacky gold shit from China before the tariffs kicked in.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/05/2025
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
cappuccino enjoying snacks 💫
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Live Entertainment Department | AnimeCon.Org @acoliveent.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So stoked for #Animinneapolis this weekend! We can’t wait to see everyone there! 🥰
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Well this song feels on the nose. #Nagito #Danganronpa #BritneySpears
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
104 days of falling into Fascism

20 January 2025: 
“I do solemnly swear
that I will faithfully execute the Office of
President of the United States,
and will to the best of my ability,
preserve, protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States.” 



4 May 2025:
Do you have to uphold
the Constitution of the United States
as President?  “I don't know.”
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds* The seeds: hehe perfect Me: *poops in a toilet* The seeds: no wtf
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⭐️Angela 🐿️ McEwen⭐️ @angelamcewen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Misogyny is terrorism & should be globally classified as such & misogynists should be classified as terrorists.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/05/2025
May the fourth be with you, Illinois.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
As we’ve said before now confirmed. FOIA requests reveal that DOGE employees are pulling in six-figure salaries, with many holding the title of “Expert,” a specific Office of Personnel Management (OPM) designation that pays around $190,000 a year.
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I don't get road rage but I sure experience whatever the airport equivalent is.
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
cinnamoroll and milk 💫
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trump has ordered criminal investigations into more than 50 federal employees so far, including former intelligence officials, political rivals, and even members of his own administration. He has declared some “guilty of treason,”
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Odd Thomas was weirdly good
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jackchickengravy.bsky.social @jackchickengravy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A husky husband always remembers to make his husky wife feel beautiful.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Despite promises of cuts from Trump and Elon, the U.S. spent about $220 billion more in the first 100 days than it did last year. We’re spending far more and getting far less. So where is all the money going?
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 30/04/2025
The President of the United States has chosen to throw the economy into turmoil.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door changes Mario's sleep timers, which inadvertently buffs Luigi's ability to bore people to sleep. Before, listening to him was 2.6 times more boring than doing nothing; in the remake, it is 6.46 times more boring.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇 Remember that.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Releaf
A couple of yellow-bellied sapsuckers are doing what they do in a tree. The first one gasps and says: "Leaves! Finally! Spring is here! Relief from the misery at last!" The second one goes "Oh, this winter wasn't so bad, in fact, the daily highs were well above average–" but this statement gets interrupted by the thoughts of the first bird thinking "I could kill him. No one would have to know."
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My neighbor took down their Trump flag they've had for months and replaced it with an American flag. #FAFO
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I haven't stopped mocking him and his people for a decade now. It's very easy
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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RDK @realdantekaiba.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Watching the original Digimon as a gay adult versus a ten year old with a lot of internalized misogyny means going from finding Mimi the fucking worst to "I would let her get me lost in the desert".
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The end of US democracy was sending a vengeful convicted felon back to the WH instead of to jail where he belongs. Him arresting judges, empowering Gestapo ICE agents to enter any home to look for migrants and moving towards jailing journalists is just the beginning.
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Sidney Morss @sidneymorss.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
What would encourage you to add to the baby supply?
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