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Chris T.

@readyuser.one

1.5K followers 888 following 18K posts

Makes films, designs stuff, reads scifi, paddles kayaks. Dangerously woke chronic pain/CIDP pt. with espirit up to here. PFP art by @dochackenbush.bsky.social

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 11h

Oh god, that absolute fucking fraud of a person got SO mad at the bumfights guy.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 11h

Honestly this wouldn't have been a bad tactic for a genuine group 🤷‍♂️

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 11h

"Heavily wooded" is not a number.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 11h

Jackson Lamb must met the son he never knew he had.

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 11h

God now I'm imagining someone trying to get onto that show deliberately. To Catch a To Catch a Predator.

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 13h

it's absolute dogshit

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 13h

Forget it, Kate, it's Blueskytown 🩹

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 13h

All you did was highlight another aspect of an entire culture.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 14h

Yikes this may do medium term damage to their psyche. Legitimate art, then 👏

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 14h

Hence the realism in Slow Horses 😁

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 14h

Oh! I didn't know they were making one , hah, it should work well 👏

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 14h

Undefeated champ blockee 👏

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 15h

This is the time of year when Scotland and Ireland look the best 😁

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 15h

I had a pair of XM5s since my XM4s finally died in January after five years of tireless service ... the XM5s malfunctioned *constantly* and finally keeled over yesterday, so it's time for a downgrade, back to the safety of the XM4 (albeit the slightly updated version).

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 15h

Hah yes people are way into them

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 17h

The Dr Death documentary from @errolmorris.bsky.social uncovered a LOT of what the US systm is about. And it's not justice.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 17h

life in prison , with tens upon tens of hours of solitary confinement per month and no possibility of death is so, SO much worse.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 18h

Or anything new , ever.

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.

A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 18h

2Bea 2Wolfious

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 18h

If you're not going to write a nice message on Freecycle I'm not replying, it'll go to someone with manners 🤷‍♂️

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 19h

The rest of the world is busy hoovering up solar rejected by the US

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 20h

Oh yeah, 100%, NTS was absolutely 100% riffing and accidentally became great 😅

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Head and shoulders the creepiest AI ad I have ever seen.

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Data centres will use >25% of electricity in Ireland this year, these companies an existential threat to people here who are paying 37c/kWh this coming winter and who will not be able to heat their homes come January.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Fuck yeah Spain 💪

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

how do we deal with the 70s gelatin food people?

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

We're going to get an extra 40km^3 of water dumped on our heads and we are absolutely not prepared.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

It's 20c and just a bit stormy here in Ireland (Beaufort 6, maybe 7), it's the scariest storm I've ever seen because the wind is WARM and the humidity is in the high 90s. There is just too much energy in the north Atlantic , this winter is going to be like a million atomic weapons going off.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

static.klipy.com

ALT: Groucho Marx

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Groucho Barks

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

All they have to do is make this much money for 72 years in a row while not incurring any more operating costs or interest payments and they'll be $30bn in the green.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

there'll be a lot more in a short while

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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

my first thought 😁

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

I'm not sure Galillee has ever seen a river cow.

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fish are friends

Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

I'd leave him for Damon Albarn in fairness.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Shredder's fault

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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Donatello in Barry Gordon voice: “please, the Turtle Blimp is a marketing name Raphael came up with, it’s a dirigible at best.”

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Maybe so they can tell who is who , assuming they're not armed. Also did they even cross-train? Can they all sword fight or throw shuriken+

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

I WILL AWAY TO BIYATTLE

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

They'll raise better children and maybe we'll not be turned into Soylent Green.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Titan. More of a self destruct trigger than pause button.

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

I still have my disc 💿😁

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Lads. Offset 50% is where it's at.

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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large

Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026

Cinemas don't do ticket stubs any more which is a pity 😔 This is a snippet of my booking from the screening where I met my now-girlfriend for the first time. It will be three years ago tomorrow... that's the power of film! 😊❤️

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