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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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ESO @eso.org · 20/08/2026
ICYMI Our VLTI has found a star that’s breaking records! ➡️ It’s the fastest star known in our galaxy ➡️ It comes closer to the #MilkyWay ’s supermassive #BlackHole than any other star found before. This makes it the first star that could allow us to measure the black hole’s spin. 🔭 🧪 1/2
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Pentagon website has erased the number of U.S. Military casualties since the start of the Iran "Not-a-War," the same way he insisted if COVID wasn't talked about, it didn't exist. This, as the Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces is as low as it gets.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 27/07/2026
Step through 500 million years of star formation in the Andromeda galaxy. In this video, bright = high rate of new stars. New research using Hubble shows that Andromeda’s activity is winding down following a long-ago starburst: news.stsci.edu/3TBwkO9
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 13/07/2026
This animation is based on 20+ years of combined Hubble and #NASAWebb data. It tracks a segment of a star’s path around its stellar-mass black hole companion in Omega Centauri. From the data, the rest of the star’s orbit can be calculated: news.stsci.edu/3SUGysD
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If the Bible is going to be taught in school then science needs to be taught in church.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This might be hard for Americans to hear, but the USA getting humiliated by its abject failure as a power during this Iran War might be the best thing possible at this time. The country needs to understand there are consequences for electing a crook.
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Neckties of Noir @neckties-of-noir.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#christianity #bible #art #mothersday HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
A painting of Mary, Joseph and Jesus from the Bible. Jesus is asking his mother “Mom, where do babies come from?”And Joseph says, “Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?”
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Bailey Poletti @baileypoletti.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day (You don't need to be blood to be family)
Still from Aliens, showing Ripley (a mother-figure) and Newt. Ripley is carrying a large military assault rifle with flamethrower.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dude couldn’t even jog to the end of his driveway. It also requires you to know how to swim.
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Panel 1:
Earth pulls back a slingshot while Moon orbits around her. 
Earth: do you trust me

Panel 2:
Moon continues to move along its orbit
Moon: not really 

Panel 3:
Earth releases the slingshot. A tiny spaceship flies toward Moon’s orbit 
Moon [scared]: AHH

PANEL 4:
The spaceship curls around very close to the Moon and begins a return back to Earth
Moon [continued screaming]: AHHHHH

PANEL 5:
Earth rejoices: Yessss
Moon [relieved]: PHEW

PANEL 6:
Earth points at Moon: YOU OK?
Moon [giving thumbs up]: I’m ok
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/03/2026
Star Formation xkcd.com/3222/
4-panel comic. (1) [Glowing black dot surrounded by clouds.] DOT: I think I did a good job with this universe. Pressure waves dance through gas clouds. They clump together and then pressure pushes them apart. (2) [Some of the clouds are clumping together.] DOT: Oh weird, that big clump of clouds is staying together. Their gravity is overcoming the pressure and more gas is falling in. (3) [More clouds are sucked in.] DOT: It’s not stopping! The heat is rising but the collapse is only accelerating! I messed up. I messed up *bad*. (4) [The clump has become a shining star.] DOT: NOOOOOOOO!!! My beautiful clouds! Ruined! It’s all ruined!
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readoutnoise.bsky.social @readoutnoise.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
T.A.C.O.
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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readoutnoise.bsky.social @readoutnoise.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Nothing says "I know I'm wrong" like having your "Replies disabled".
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 05/01/2026
Scientists trained Hubble’s sharp vision on a starless, gas-rich, dark-matter cloud and identified a new type of astronomical object—a failed galaxy that never produced stars. Nicknamed Cloud-9, it is considered a fossil from the early universe: news.stsci.edu/4bdj2Ov #AAS247
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Due to feedback from our testers, we have decided to patch "Happy New Year" to "Acceptable New Year" to avoid disappointment and better match the realities of the market.
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readoutnoise.bsky.social @readoutnoise.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
What a family of liars and law-breakers!
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ESO @eso.org · 27/10/2025
The sky above our VLT is split in a greenish & a reddish airglow. An airglow is only noticeable in the darkest regions. Preserving such pristine skies not only enables scientific research, but also the experience of a perfectly dark night. www.eso.org/public/images/potw2543a 🔭 🧪
An observing site, with three large domes in the centre and the arching Milky Way above them. To the left is a long building, and to the right is a smaller dome. A fourth, larger dome is hidden on the right side. The horizon exhibits a faint coloured glow: green on the left and red on the right.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/10/2025
Document Forgery xkcd.com/3160/
Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 01/10/2025
Watch as the familiar pattern of the Gemini constellation on the sky distorts into a whole new perspective when seen in three dimensions. As the camera pans up, the constellation Gemini (The Twins ♊) takes center stage with its brightest stars, Castor and Pollux, at the top. 🔭 🧪
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The Shape of Gemini in Three Dimensions
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 07/09/2025
Notice to flat-Earthers in Earth's Eastern Hemisphere witnessing a Total Lunar Eclipse right now Once again, please alert the authorities if your eclipse tonight looks like this:
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readoutnoise.bsky.social @readoutnoise.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Told you so.
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Perfectarc @perfectarc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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✨🦋𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓘𝓛𝓐 🦋✨ @sheilaharris.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles
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JohnnyMangu @johnnybarbu.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
goodoneshow Bill Burr
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 01/08/2025
Watch as this visualization reveals the stars of the Leo constellation in three dimensions. 🦁 👀 🔭 🧪
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The Shape of Leo in Three Dimensions #stsci #space #universe #astronomy
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. — Carl Sagan 📷: Max Claret
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
#BookSky
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
When so much of the media rolls out the comfy red carpet for Farage, Private Eye trips him up and milkshakes him. Be more Private Eye.
Farage promises to build more jails
by Our Reform Correspondent
Nick Money

BRITAIN'S next prime minister, Nigel Farage, has vowed to expand the prison service to deal with the increasing lawlessness in Broken Britain.

Farage said it was imperative that we have more prisons to accommodate law-breakers such as Reform MPs.
Said Farage, "No, let me finish! We are looking at hundreds more Reform MPs after the next election, and with our vetting systems we are guaranteed to have a vast number of criminal members of Parliament, who have stolen public money or pushed their girlfriends down the stairs."

When asked how much all this would cost, the Reform leader explained in great detail that he didn't have a clue and couldn't care less.

Farage also promised to send the worst offenders to El Salvador, following a successful pilot programme sending Reform supporters to live in Dubai.
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Tee Vixen Sutton @vixenbite.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
THIS
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 22/07/2025
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My family legacy: my grandmother drew the Kenny Loggins Jesus
An illustration of white jesus looking a lot like Kenny Loggins. It’s. Worksheet with typed questions and written answers:
- Who is this man? “Kenny Loggins”
- How does his death help us? “No more bad songs.”
- Why is it important that we remember him? “Highway to the Danger Zone was ok.”
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Daniel Pietersen @pietersender.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Jesus and the Devil, caught at a Coldplay gig
A medieval artwork, in colour, which depicts a scaly, brown devil (who has chicken feet, a tail and visible vertebrae) carrying Jesus away into the hills. Jesus is a pale-skinned man with brown hair and beard, wearing an orangey robe. He has a strangely stiffened posture, as if paralysed.
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