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3-0 flatters seattle who defended outstandingly and countered perfectly, but im beginning to think #nerevs might be screwed without fofana, yusuf, and harrison.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 11h

it’s too late, the car insurance mascots have the upper hand. (stolen from r/massachusetts)

A reddit post for a protest against the dread terror Liberty Biberty, followed immediately by an ad for same.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

every day is a good day for the #redsox to stop trying to rehabilitate him, but especially today, i suppose.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

went up 3-0, then down 4-3, against a team that was dramatically younger and faster than us. a couple of those were cannon shots from distance, one was an impossible angle. whatever. but we cleaned it up, and resumed pressuring them in the midfield and it paid off.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

never change, L tri. second half was fun to watch for a little bit, the young #usmnt playing well. its ugly foul-happy crap now though.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

one of the underrated joys of riding the seaport daily is getting to interact with 18 wheelers in the city. today i nearly interacted with one head-on because either they didn't see me as they hurled into their left turn, or they did see me and couldn't waste $9 diesel by lightly tapping the brake.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well at least it’s all been maximally dispiriting, great job, #redsox

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

anyway, the #redsox were unwatchable all season except for the middle two months where they were electric. be nice if that summer team came back tomorrow.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

whatever it is you’re hoping for…

An MBTA station sign hoping “Maybe it will happen today”

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Universal Hub @universalhub.com · 28/09/2026

To try to win back a $20-million Roxbury road grant, Boston offered to eliminate proposed curbside EV chargers; regime refused, city is now suing www.universalhub.com/2026/try-win...

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

they’re stealing blue states’ money every single day of the last year*. *which is arguably preferable to using it in more lawful ways to actively punish us.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.

Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

one of my kid's spelling words this week is 'draft', so when asked to write a sentence with it, he lazily suggested "I went to Draft Kings." we revised it to "I see a lot of ads for Draft Kings but I don't know what it is." in summation, every day is a good day to ban online sports betting.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/09/2026

"We must reject all calls, from all sides, to bathe in the blood of opposing groups. Groups like Give Us Your Blood and No! We Need That Blood are both acting aggressively. Yet it is clear to me that Grand Chancellor Trump must apologize for his comments. A nice apology will make this right."

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I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure

“Today I, along with my Republican colleagues at the Imperial Figurehead Parliament say this in the strongest terms: America is not about extracting the bloo...

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

or, hear me out here, we could raise the gas tax, which has not kept pace with inflation, and help transit get people out of their cars.

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i played a half in goal tonight and made two whole saves. on the second i smashed my pinky out of joint and went to feel it and found it very crooked indeed. anyway as play went on i was trying to flex it, then it suddenly went back into joint. reader it was the most amazing feeling. but we lost.

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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

While working people struggle to get by, Donald Trump is spending hard-earned tax dollars on illegal wars, vanity projects, and securing sweetheart deals. Trump doesn’t work for us—he works for billionaire CEOS. We must impeach Donald Trump now.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

awfully damn nice to see #nerevs respond to a trash pk gift furiously.

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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OpenAI And Microsoft Knew Their Sh*t Would Kill Newspapers Like Big Tobacco Knew About Lung Cancer And Big Oil Knew About Climate Change and I'm The Joker Now by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/openai-and...

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OpenAI And Microsoft Knew Their Sh*t Would Kill Newspapers Like Big Tobacco Knew About Lung Cancer And Big Oil Knew About Climate Change

I’m the Joker now.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it's fun to hear the name of a client from 20 years ago and to look them up and see what they're selling and to discover that something you designed is still on their front page.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

671 year old Mitch McConnell, his tendons and bones crumbled to ash centuries ago, lies in a puddle begging god to let him die but god won’t give him a hearing this close to an election.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

my first game over fifty. we didn’t steal a win shorthanded against a younger better team, we earned it cleanly with scrappy goals on the counter and frustrating their offense. it’s so nice when you just know your presence is fucking them up without even touching the ball.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

as they advertising-blitz through boston and the T, it's worth remembering that 'lesser evil' snacks' ceo is the father of "big balls" who rampaged through your personal data and helped a certain billionaire murder thousands by ending usaid programs. buy literally anything else.

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Here, let me help. The premise is: “Let them be Muppets and give them Muppets-level guests.”

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Running for office on a platform of everyone who votes for me gets a ginger cat

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

hahahahahaha, winning it late against the damn pigeons, inject it directly into my veins. #nerevs good response, great to get a result in a game where the ref lets physical play go; thats almost always to their disadvantage.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/09/2026

"Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher in profound change, abstracted into a focus-group-tested campaign slogan." buff.ly/tt1slzK

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These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose

“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026

The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.

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Universal Hub @universalhub.com · 09/09/2026

She flew to Boston to serve in a Tall Ships honor guard but instead got thrown in ICE's Burlington dungeon for ten days www.universalhub.com/2026/she-fle... #immigrants #lawsuits

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As a former professional football player, I can confidently say that this essay is incorrect from every conceivable angle, and contributes heavily to the culture of toxic masculinity that still infests high schools and colleges across the country.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

siri: biased towards dogs when summarizing a thread about cat sitting, but do go on about ai’s inevitable victory over whatever.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

we've got one in my office. it makes appearances when important enough people want something to show off. the rest of the time, it just sits there reminding me of more useful robots we didn't develop expertise in.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

my kid and i go to gillette stadium all the time for #nerevs games and i think he may finally be figuring out that they're not the main tenant. he's only vaguely aware of football, but if and when he asks about it, i won't be shy about explaining why we do not watch it and he's not to play it.

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rob c. @rcolonna.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

people who know me would be surprised to know that i actually talk a lot of shit on the soccer field. mostly at myself mind you, but, you know, i’m chatty. so anyway we lost 0 - 2 to a team that doesn’t belong in c division. this guy fakes me down the line, i bite hard and fall on my ass. 1/

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