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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 6h
Might play Dead Island for spooky month, one of the first steam games I ever bought and the first I absolutely could not *stand* so I didn't play it for more than about 4 hours. I do not expect my opinion to have improved on it at all but it might be funny to just see it through
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 7h
Ball animals are the best This bird is called Bearded reedling
To the left, a photo of a Bearded reedling, on the right, an illustration made with Flipnote Studio.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 8h
OCTOBER MEDIA THREAD It's 🎃spooky season🎃 owwwoooohh etc etc. XC2 is still the focus because. christ. BUT I wanna get some seasonal games in too. Last year I started Silent Hill 2 because to my great shame I'd never played it, then to my equally great shame I didn't finish it, so that's on the list
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEPTEMBER HIGHLIGHTS XC2 doesn't count as a replay if I squint hard enough that the NS2E label counts as a new game, ok? Anyway the real highlight this month is Orbitals, an absolutely gorgeous delight. Sam 2nd Encounter was a lot of chaotic fun too. And some good classic cinema views
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So here's what I maybe think happens in video games in general in the event that tech prices remain astronomical and we're just Stuck With That for the forseeable (of course, certainly hope it doesn't, burn baby burn etc). I don't think it collapses, but I think it fractures.
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
woop woop
KOS-MOS on the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 blade acquisition screen
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Francisco González @grundislav.games · 24/09/2026
I just realized that these three inventory items can be found in Chapter 4 of my adventure game. It's not what it looks like, I swear! #iykyk
Screenshot from Photoshop showing three pixel art inventory items: a silver key, a newspaper, and an iron fireplace poker.

One might assume this means I have the infamous "push key through locked door" puzzle, but I swear I don't.
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
long long lonnnnnnnnng spagggghetti #fallingblockjam
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making it older? Hasn't it always been older. Isn't that how time works. Did they somehow overtake bread
Gamespot headline: Nintendo turns 137 today, making it older (and better) than sliced bread
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Yllande @yllande.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kat 🖤 #GravityRush
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey it's me, a dev at Remedy. I made some of the trailers for CONTROL Resonant! I'll be streaming the game for a few hours when it launches on September 24th at 10AM EDT, 9AM CDT, 7AM PDT, 3PM BST, 5PM EEST over at twitch.tv/chipcheezum
Key art for the game CONTROL Resonant. The protagonist Dylan Faden is holding a huge hammer with a corrupted Manhattan in the background.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me when i buy a new pc to replace my old perfectly capable if slightly underpowered one and then 10 months later finally get around to hooking the old one up again and discover it is perfectly capable if slightly underpowered
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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pudding @psipudding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#nichijou
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a truly excellent series of acting choices this fifty seconds of television presents…
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so the *soundtrack* is physical but
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
eh 20yo me already knew where it was heading so would probably be disappointed but not surprised
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Lu Nascimento @lunascimento.art · 16/09/2026
I kinda like our loading screen :>
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
It's TIME! TO! GET! HYPE! Today, I get to proudly unveil Steam Hype, the project I've been working on with the help of @hookshot.media for the past two and a half months. A new PC gaming site which aims to demystify PC gaming, cut through the 100+ daily releases and spotlight indies as much as AAA
steamhype.com
Steam Hype
Steam Hype is your go-to destination for discovering the latest, greatest, and most talked-about games on Steam.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Way too much to talk about on this one to fit a single post. Rolled credits but I'm not actually anywhere near done - the goal is 100%, that is all blades, all superbosses, all of it. That'll take A While! It's gargantuan even by Xenoblade standards - at 120 hours I've barely scratched the surface.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A new video upload from UncommentatedPannen: SM64 1 Key TAS But Mario Has Achieved True AGI And Is Looking Directly At You, Pleading To Be Released
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
first time I've seen "tilly" in motion and christ it looks and sounds like complete dogshit huh I don't wanna set unrealistic standards or anything but I generally prefer actors whose eyes don't float around their face like two ping pong balls in a jacuzzi
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
looks like there was a new deepseek release overnight so if my charts are correct today's AI discourse is slated to be how unfair it is that their world-destroying models are allowed to steal from our bloated, drastically more expensive world-destroying models
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
nintendo has now made a Zelda game where the name of the protagonist is Zelda, and a Metroid game where the protagonist is a Metroid, so now I'm looking forward to Mother 4 in which the protagonist is your mom
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
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Adam Riches @supernorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's immediate reaction to the visuals in the new Ocarina Of Time remake.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
big year for "movies that make me want to climb out of my own skin"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
well at least consumer gpus are currently really cheap to incentivise people to upgrade to run this technology at better fps wait im being handed a note
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 07/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 11
3 panel Garffeld comic: panel 1, the Abbess is administering a leech to a grimacing Garffeld while Jon says, "Tell me, Abbess, have you ever considered the existence of a fifth humor? I will show you my writing on the subject sometime."; panel 2, the Abbess responds, "Listen well, Brother. I am here to tend to God's creatures, in body and spirit, not for idle words." Jon says, "For certain."; panel 3, Jon carries off Garffeld and says, "God be with ye," and the Abbess responds, "Have a blessed day."
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orin @knbyo.neocities.org · 07/09/2026
>look into my opponent's genetic lunchbox >see a peanut butter and jelly sandwich >with the crusts cut off >mfw
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 screenshot showing a dialogue box displaying "You see, when a Rampaging Sauros ingests Benoît Nuts..."Benoit Blanc from the Knives Out movies
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they're gonna grind up data center RAM to spread on the roads after the bubble pops
BBC News headline - "Bradford Council gritting plan to use tech to help save salt"
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh i think i don't want to be on this island
Worms Armageddon Anniversary Edition screenshot. The game has pitted me against a CPU team called "Royalty", which includes a worm named Prince Island.
Also the battle is on an island.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
delicately crafting the most negative aura bookshelf of all time. a weapon to annihilate social contact. an impenetrable shield against talking to women
Amazon checkout page showing three books in the basket - piers morgan's biography by emily herbert and ready player one & two by ernest clineAmazon checkout page showing the other two books in the basket - ayn rand's atlas shrugged and mr beast's the most dangerous games
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fell at the first hurdle of assuming mr beast's fans are literate
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh hell yeah its orbitals week
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TIMES RUNNING OUT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATON IN HELL "HEY AI COMPANIES, ENJOY YOUR SLOP WHILE YOU CAN, YOU"RE GONNA BE REPLACE BY HUMANS ANY DAY NOW, WE WONT GIVE YOUR UNCLE DELUISONS OF GRANDEUR, HUMANS USE LESS WATER, IF ITS YELLOW LET IT MELLOW, DONT HALLUCINATE MUCH AT WORK, BETTER AT TRICKING BOOMERS, WE ONLY NEED TOKENS WHEN WERE AT CHUCKY CHEESE, WE NEVER USED EM DASH ANYWAY - ITS INEVITABLE - JUST ACCEPT IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ben Bertoli 🫜 @radishgames.com · 31/08/2026
Last night was the first night in my life (that I can recall) where I woke up sobbing from a dream, not because the content was sad or scary, but because it was so funny. I dreamt Bobby Hill was a Pokemon trainer and he said, “Well, I caught about 20. I can’t imagine there’s many more than that.”
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AUGUST HIGHLIGHTS I mean it's Blue Prince. Like by a mile. But in the interest of filling out the post, Splatoon Raiders was very fun in a sort of mindless way (I never went back post-credits), Coyote vs Acme was a pretty quality film, and uhhh I guess Spiderman can take slot 4. It's Blue Prince.
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm usually very "nothing is sacred" when it comes to adapting old media, but then they're using road runner meep meeps to censor lyrics in the heavily explicit song they've chosen for a montage halfway through the film and I find I am doing a certain amount of cringing
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
claude strife
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Kai @raylaxkai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is just code for "next gen won't have a disk drive / physical games" right? am I missing something? I can't see a reason to do this other than to stem *some* of the backlash when they get around to announcing the digital-only helix. "hey you digitised your games right? so its fine!"
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