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Baja Blastronaut

@rawlers.bsky.social
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Third child of sleepy people. Lazy comic. Have strong opinions on a handful of topics, shrug at many others

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Space Coyote @spacecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, Michigan rant. Go ahead and put in the paper that I am mad. This is not a low talent O. They have 2 All-B1G caliber WRs. A draftable RB and a back up that while young has clear athletic ability/ talent. An OL that even with injuries probably has more talent than LY and is pass protecting better
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This team is bad. Coaching staff is bad. Forfeit the rest of the season and just start practicing man. Maybe next year we’ll be ok
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social folks because they’re industry leader in all things Mike Tomlin Minecraft
Headline from the Channel 6 newsletter asking “IS MIKE TOMLIN GOOD AT MINECRAFT?”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gio Lopez just got annihilated
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@iwriteok.bsky.social regarding todays episode: Serbian friend and her mom put cigarettes on Tito’s grave for his birthday every year
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
A notification reads "Chipotle is partnering with Palantir to track food safety risks at its stores"
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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playoff seltzer @seltzermom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
storming the field after a MAC team put belt to ass for 59 minutes and 59 seconds have some fucking dignity
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Second Michigan Decade of Humiliation is upon us
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This feels like the Brady Hoke era all over again
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lyrics are fitting tonight
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Footballs got me bud Dwyer posting already
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
These two fighting is gonna look like the CGI slugs in the new Star Wars
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social not only did Yale’s Skull and Bones steal Geronimos skull, it was done by Prescott Bush (yes that Bush) although one guy says it wasn’t Geronimo
Prescott Bush was admitted to the Zeta Psi fraternity and Skull and Bones secret society. George H. W. Bush was also a member of the society, as is his son, George W. Bush. George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush were, however, not members of Zeta Psi, and were members, instead, of the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity. According to Skull and Bones lore, Prescott Bush was among a group of Bonesmen who dug up and removed the skull of Geronimo from his grave at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, in 1918.14] According to historian David L. Miller, the Bonesmen probably dug up somebody at Fort Sill, but not Geronimo. 5]
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Being shown Texas political ads during this football game makes me feel less bad about our stupid political ads in Michigan
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lane Kiffin in fansville
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Excited to see this years crop of commercials. I will be annoyed by them by the end of the day. In a month they will make me want to end my life. College Football is back baby
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We heard you, InfoWarriors. Now you can change your PFP to honor Tim.
The image features Tim with a serious expression next to a horse with a white stripe on its face. The background is a soft gradient of blue, and the word "INFOWARS" is prominently displayed at the bottom.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
President Curtis is very very good
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can’t believe @timheidecker.bsky.social is going to Hell to fight Alex Jones. So brave!
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson and Marge in The Simpsons
Alt: Homer Simpson and Marge in The Simpsons, Marge slaps a diseased submarine sandwich out of Homers loving clutches
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
John Wick dad or Guy Fieri mom
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Great song recommendation @inthesedeserts.bsky.social Listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social for more Great Depression bangers
Apple Music interface showing the album cover for Stringbean “More of that Rare old time banjo pickin and singin”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
white people when they hear "mr brightside" at the function
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every Jake Tapper interview with a Muslim is like Willem Dafoe as the headmaster of the military school on The Simpsons going "let's go over this one more time, just to make sure I understand the situation: you're a girl?"
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
People still resist the dictatorship but the media and the party seems to be in full Dearh of Stalin mode.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: the opening title card for a TLC reality show called My Life with a PERMANENT STANKY LEG. Pictured behind the title text is a man hysterically ugly crying on the shoulder of a presumed family member. Panel 2: the man is at a funeral ceremony. The other people at the funeral - including the priest reciting the last rites of the deceased - stand somberly around the casket. The man from the first panel is a member of the crowd. His face is one of solemn sorrow, but his body is hitting the nastiest stanky leg. Hands on knees, getting crazy low with it.
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is the coolest vehicle I've ever seen. Who wants to buy me a star wagon? bringatrailer.com/listing/1993...
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No Reserve: 1993 Mitsubishi Delica L300 Star Wagon Jasper Edition Turbodiesel 4×4
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1993 Mitsubishi Delica L300 Star Wagon Jasper Edition Turbodiesel 4×4 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot...
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This Dylan Larkin shit is so funny man
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just saw a border patrol agent at a Qdoba
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@jkass99.bsky.social just finished Iwo Jima episodes, great stuff! My grandpa was on the Pensacola - he never mentioned them getting hit but talked ALOT about how terrifying the kamikazes were. He said you couldn’t hear much in the belly of the ship, but you could hear plane engines flying in
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
people are so fucking stupid i could just scream
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Congrats @iwriteok.bsky.social
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Still thinking about this
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wow what a hit
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I love how blurry you are @edsbs.bsky.social 69 - 63 (plus fee) Go Blue and donate to New AP!
A screenshot of the donation confirmed page showing the amount billed and an image of the host of college footballs only podcast
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the only way Draymond's season could end
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The funniest part of all of this is that Donald would fucking love Pontus Pilate
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I hate hockey actually. Worst sport actually. Total bullshit actually
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Ellen. @ellenk124.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What are the chances that Denver is willing to settle this on the basketball court
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Baja Blastronaut @rawlers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Internal explosion imminent. Mental infrastructure approaching critical meltdown
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