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Bobby Flayed God

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making my inner child an ipad baby

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"begs the question" does not mean "the question that's begging to be asked"
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Rescued a friend from my window well
A garter snake coiled up in a corner, it's flicking its tongue outA garter snake that has been placed in tall foliage, it's flicking its tongue out again
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The average person is captured on camera looking BUSTED 70+ times per day
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Oceanblue Art @oceanblueart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't have any recent works to show so here's something from back in the day: a minimalist painting of my sister's cat, Loki, from when I was 16. Me, my parents and my sister have been playfully arguing over who gets to keep it for years.
A minimalist style painting of a black and white cat with yellow eyes
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's stream time again We're playing Jackbox tonight No there's no bingo
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
platner claims he got a tattoo he didnt understand. i got a tattoo no one understands. we are not the same
cow tools tattoo still red and fresh
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/03/2026
edited Heathcliff cartoon.

Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. 

At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written.

From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 18/03/2026
🚨 Little guy detected 🚨
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The microwave will convert it to 1:25 to midnight
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Cathy G. Johnson🏴 @cathygjohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
cow tools
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Pericci 💕Now on VGen! @purrichi.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
CHIN UP, TITS OUT, AND WATCH FOR THE SHOE A lil' chibi page of one of my favorites. A true Icon #wrestlesky | #aew | #wrestleart
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I guess this annoying ass reply section is my fault for posting on bluesky in the first place
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I have been on yiay before, I don't use the tags. I know how this works.
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
You don't need to use the tag when it's a reply.
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: it happened.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
punk frog
Painting of a frog with mohawk and leather jacket on top of a royal lily on the lake, two dragonmoons fly on top of it
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Nobody's from "parts unknown" anymore
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Host Sam Reich on an episode of Game Changer, looking in disbelief at his podium that a contestant destroyed. Overlaid text is lyrics from "This Year" by The Mountain Goats: "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me"
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Royalty Free Christmas Songs 10 is finally released
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Here's a joke that might only be for pharmacy people "ut dictum? I hardly know em!"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas stupor. Photo from my collection, 1956.
Black and white photo of a plump shorthaired tuxedo cat sitting on an upholstered ottoman next to a tinseled Christmas tree, staring up into space. Open boxes of presents can be seen scattered about the floor.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
still my favorite christmas post
vigilantsycamore
Dec 25, 2020
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
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HeathcliffNull @heathcliffnull.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It's that time of year where I post this one
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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
capybara trombonist
painting of a capybara with a bow tie playing the trombone in the forest
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
capybaras enjoying some pizza
painting of capybaras enjoying some pizza
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
it bugs me every time I hear it but I have to remember it's a losing battle and language is often determined by the incorrect masses. "Nimrod" never meant "foolish" until people misunderstood what Bugs Bunny meant.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
pedantry is a bad look, meaning in language is determined by use, and also, that’s probably not what “begs the question” means
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ansacervicalis.bsky.social @ansacervicalis.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic
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Russ Epp-Leppel 💜💀 @leppeppel.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Reject prongler; embrace thagomizer.
The infamous "cow tools" comic by Gary Larson, but with the eponymous cow and tools replaced by a stegosaurid's thagomizer, also by Larson.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
he had that shit on
Fozzie bear wearing sunglasses
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I want to be able to turn off the fuckass fonts that people are able to make their names now
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 05/12/2025
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ghostbara
a painting of a ghost that's just a piece of fabric, but in the shape of a capybara
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oh good lord
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
In case anybody needed a deal on a forklift
A Walmart advertisement for a 2 ton forklift A Walmart product page for a forklift, it's on sale for Black Friday for $9,998.00 with the original price being $13,499.10. A savings of $3,501.10.
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 27/11/2025
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Found these cuties at Aldi, can't wait to drown them 🥰
A "melting penguin" and "melting snowman" for making hot cocoa
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Bobby Flayed God @ratbasket.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You can lead a Terminator 2 water but you can't make it drink
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