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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
just prepared a nutritious meal with locally sourced, sustainable ingredients 😋
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
unlike other games that use the gold/silver/bronze motif, the mario kart ds placement icons gradually become more red as your rank worsens, even in the podium spots. this taught me at a young age that anything short of perfection carries the stain of failure
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i'm so tired of tough, overcooked meat. it's pretty rare that i eat a steak these days
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
it's actually very easy for me to hear the non-diagetic elements of my narrative (britney spears B-sides, trombone going "womp womp," etc.) maybe i'm just built different?
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
my apartment smells like cookies right now and i'm really enjoying it! i'll post a picture so that you can enjoy the smell too
oven
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
they should make an object that contains another object inside of it
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
honestly i think we should try to normalize having chakras that are misaligned and generally just kind of shit... but that's probably the empath in me speaking...
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We are fucked when they make their way inland
A map of all the Michigan lighthouses(the most of any state) they almost completely ring the state
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 23/08/2025
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Julian @friendgolem.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
she wears short skirts im the creature she's cheer captain and I am the creature
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 25/07/2025
don't forget about Palestine. Don't stop talking about Palestine. Even among the so many other horrible things going on, the plight of Palestine is critical to the future of all of us
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
dude youre kind of being a dick to my cat... she's not a nepo baby. she doesnt even have a bank account
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
haha that's crazy. no more talking now though baby i need that chinese finger trap *inserts arcade tickets into your mouth*
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dreambuffer @dreambuffer.com · 08/04/2025
The implication of this gradient is that gender can be solved with k-means clustering
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Water @wataboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I'm here to defend my fellow Skeetians from trolling online!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
anyone here order there pizza pie from pontius pilate with a side of smoked oregano today #SuperBowl #SovereignCitizen #JesusWept
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
erm... you really want to start a dialogue? *gestures toward my hissing and shrieking belly button* with this diva?
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dreambuffer @dreambuffer.com · 28/03/2025
agouti? dont know what that is i only shop prada
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
id refine his macrodata any day of the kier
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dreambuffer @dreambuffer.com · 01/03/2025
My friend's 6 year old brother wants to learn "Linear Algebra". The children yearn for the lines
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
when he tries to pause the frutiger aero chill mix to play "real music"
the wii sports/wii fit dog staring at the viewer
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dreambuffer @dreambuffer.com · 11/02/2025
I bet this russian MP would be mad easy to model in blender
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dreambuffer @dreambuffer.com · 23/12/2024
im going to beat you over the head synnergystically until you touch base with god
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
me (indignant): far be it from a pauper like me to tax the resources of the medical establishment nurse: i'm not giving you another band-aid. you already have two and you didn't even let me give you the shot
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"doing hookers and blow" is a magnificent coinage... in uniting dissonant uses of the word "do" — both consumptive — we are enticed to imagine untold forms of debauchery. Shakespeare would be proud metlife hr rep: we're not hiring for customer service positions at this time
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
unfortunately your A.I. lawyer has gotten stuck in a local minimum and is currently reciting the Iowa Penal Code word for word so yes it does look like you'll be receiving the death penalty
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
do you ever think about how the pear tree probably wasn't the partridge's natural habitat
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
god said my iphone is going to hell
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
imagine if you got your starter pokémon from professor oak and you were all excited and giddy and then when you opened up the pokeball it was just a summons for jury duty
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
this is officially a webpage for Briny Broth Babes
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
for our 1057th wedding anniversary i'm glimpsing a theme of "runes untold"
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
can a nipple ever truly be "free" under capitalism's yoke.
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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
i got a response!! it seems like they werent interested, maybe i need to edit the script a bit
email from AMC with the subject line "PLEASE STOP EMAILING US" in all caps.

"Dear Geet,

Please stop emailing us about your movie "Communist Accountant." We are not "Hollywood," Hollywood is a place, and we are a movie theater company. If you would like to contact someone in order to get your movie produced, then contact a movie studio. In the mean time, please stop emailing AMC every week, telling us that "Communist Accountant is gonna be the next big hit." I read your script, and it doesn't even make sense. Even if it did, contacting a movie theater would to nothing to help you get your movie produced.

Please stop,

AMC"
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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
pitching my movie Communist Accountant to hollywood later tonight, wish me luck
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
(on the set of iron chef, counseling my protégée) it's clear that he's liquidated his dish in a desperate bid for attention, but you're better than this. don't soup to his level
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🏳️‍⚧️ Cowboy Kos / KOS39 @himbosuplex.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Haven't been opening up my sketchbook near as much as I should but a definite goal of mine was to finish at least one whole sketchbook this year... 🎨
Marker portrait of Will Ospreay
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
(me 50 years from now) my darling angels... what did you get your ayn rand-ma for christmas my grandchildren: the virtue of selfishness. god is dead and i have established my everlasting cosmic tenure (vigorously pumping the hand crank that keeps my pacemaker going) i raised then right
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
even when an insect stings me right on the nose i don't worry about how it'll affect my appearance. after all, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
going to start pretending that i've never eaten a cookie. going to start treating cookies as an object of mild curiosity, insinuating with pity that those who have eaten cookies before are guilty of some small, quaint, indelible moral failing
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
My Old Computer Was SAVED by Linux (Biblically)
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
whenever pitbull says "así me gusta" in a lustful voice he's actually picturing the waiters and waitresses at outback steakhouse bringing him a well-done sirloin
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
sorry but if i feel threatened i might summon a bubble of cosmic energy to ensnare you before teleporting to the shadow realm. it's a trauma response
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
dear god i would like to give thanks for petco. i am so grateful that you allow me to play "SEAL Team 6" with the hamsters. it is through your divine providence that i am able to escape each time before the manager can catch me
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
birds like it when you bedazzle their eggs. it's like giving your wife a diamond ring
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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
[lady gaga voice] she looks good but her boyfriend says she's a mess (she's a mess) (she's a mess) now she's got IBS
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