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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

hey yall, go follow @washedband.bsky.social. apparently twitter made blocking useless today and people are starting to move over here. i'm basically gonna only post on that account

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

should i make a bluesky account for my band? it'd basically replace this account, i might post more often too

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

enshittification is what i do to the 7-eleven bathroom every tuesday after i finish my slurpee that i drank while putting half my paycheck into the video poker machine

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

is there swearing on here

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

imagine how much crazier football would be if we gave the players big bats that they can hit each other with

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

they call him bigfoot because only one of em is big, the other ones real little

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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 29/08/2023

Meta/Facebook/Threads/Instagram is now using your content for generative AI. There is a form to opt out, although I don't know if it'll make a difference, but here it is: www.facebook.com/help/contact...

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

theyre teaching nPr in the liberal math class !!!

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

its just a plant, it cant be bad for you *starts packing poison ivy into my pipe*

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

*tiktok tts voice* giving myself a lobotomy at home

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 11/09/2001

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 28/08/2023

apt-get install ffmpreg

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

no, officer, i actually rinsed this vodka bottle out and filled it with water. i dont really see the issue here

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rose @pottedrose.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Snoop Dogg Skechers Nft Shoe

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/08/2023

There’s an off-chance Trump tweeting this is a violation of the terms of his bail, which would get him thrown in jail AND make it the funniest tweet of all time

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 25/08/2023

The Associated Press appear to be circulating an AI-upscaled version of the trump mugshot, without disclosing as such. The implications of normalizing the presence of AI artifacts in historically significant images are nauseating. Direct link to AP's version: assets.apnews.com/92/03/069ad1...

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

things would have been different on that cross if jesus had a gun

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

ur doing a juice cleanse?? thats cool, im doing a beer cleanse

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

pitching my movie Communist Accountant to hollywood later tonight, wish me luck

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

pitching my movie Communist Accountant to hollywood later tonight, wish me luck

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

i got a response!! it seems like they werent interested, maybe i need to edit the script a bit

email from AMC with the subject line "PLEASE STOP EMAILING US" in all caps.

"Dear Geet,

Please stop emailing us about your movie "Communist Accountant." We are not "Hollywood," Hollywood is a place, and we are a movie theater company. If you would like to contact someone in order to get your movie produced, then contact a movie studio. In the mean time, please stop emailing AMC every week, telling us that "Communist Accountant is gonna be the next big hit." I read your script, and it doesn't even make sense. Even if it did, contacting a movie theater would to nothing to help you get your movie produced.

Please stop,

AMC"

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

hey does anyone want a bluesky invite

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

i think the reason i never ate yogurt as a kid is bc my mom would always talk abt how it helped her poop better so i would always think about poop whenever i thought abt having some

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

what about smokey the twink

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

"🫵🐻 only you can prevent forest fires" -smokey "the" bear

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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 14/08/2023

putting a screenshot of this tweet on here because it is seared into my brain and I don’t want to have to go back on twitter every time i want to find it to show it to someone

GayRodney on Twitter

My recipe for iced coffee is simple - pour a hot cup of coffee and let it sit. I made mine at 9:30 and it's ready now. Tastes like shit

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jesse pinkwoman @scorpiomars.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

Does anyone want a twitter code

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The Subway Slammer @dmx.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

when rappers talk about henny they mean hentai

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

they need to make it easier to find ur friends on here, half the time when i ask people if they want my invite theyve been on here for a while

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/08/2023

i like when a post is bad, let's give a round of applause for crap posts

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

dont tell the people that looked at my last post, but lying on the internet is easy and free

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

for each like this gets i will drink one alcohol

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

peeling off a blister, like a snake shedding its skin

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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

birds like it when you bedazzle their eggs. it's like giving your wife a diamond ring

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sabrina @rasterize.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

dear god i would like to give thanks for petco. i am so grateful that you allow me to play "SEAL Team 6" with the hamsters. it is through your divine providence that i am able to escape each time before the manager can catch me

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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

this machine kills fascists

a view of the slide, from the cop hurting himself on the slide video, seen from an angle that shows how long it is. it’s LONG

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

forgot how to be good at posting while sober so i drank until i shit my pants (2 white claws)

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

no no no, "french food" is supposed to be the classist one

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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 30/07/2023

working on a “remember to stay hydrated” is ableist take, hang tight

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

vocal fry is when your vocal cords are replaced with french fries

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mayor @wedgeshaped.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

*not getting any likes on mediocre posts* Haha Is this site super glitchy for anyone else,

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

they should make a movie like ratatouille but instead of a chef the rat controls god

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

knuckle tats that say "N U K L" and "T A T S"

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

they should make a cocomelon slot machine

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geet @geetboy.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

hey yall, my mom set up a gofundme to help her buy out her ex's portion of the house that we live in and that she does photography out of. my dad convinced the judge that she should get less spousal support than what the formula would give her and hes done a lot of other nasty shit (🔗 in replies)

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

do you think in ancient greece, horny teens used euphemisms like "i'm gonna go pray to aphrodite"

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