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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Penne for your thoughts? -Italian brainstorming

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Papua’s Got a Brand New Guinea

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Markus @markusblog.de · 06/06/2025

FBI-Warnung vor Sicherheitsbedrohung für israelische und jüdische Gemeinden.

Das FBI und Homeland Security haben eine öffentliche Bekanntmachung herausgegeben, um auf mögliche Bedenken hinsichtlich der öffentlichen Sicherheit im Zusammenhang mit anhaltenden Bedrohungen für jüdische und israelische Gemeinden aufmerksam zu machen:

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Friends, Romans, Countrymen! You can have your ears back now! I SAID YOU CAN HAVE YOUR EARS BACK NOW! Oh, hang on...

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

It takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes one sphincter to be an asshole.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

"Beware the Fools of April" - soothsayer to Julius Caesar

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Amazonesia: noun: amazonesia a partial or total loss of memory of the contents of a package that arrived at your doorstep. "they were suffering from amazonesia"

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

WHAT DO WE WANT? HEARING DAMAGE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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makena kelly @makenakelly.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

SCOOP: DOGE wants to rebuild SSA's codebase in months, risking benefits and system collapse, sources tell me. The plan is to migrate all systems off COBOL quickly which would likely require the use of generative AI. www.wired.com/story/doge-r...

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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase In Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse

Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I just read a post so funny,milk came out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Apparently, Jared Yates Sexton blocked me because I disagreed with his take on the Columbia protests. Way to go, maintaining your progressive anti-zionist bubble!

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Older women in search of younger men in Mexican bars are known as La Cougarachas.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Remember during WW2 when the US insisted that England give up some of their precious reserves of rare minerals, or it wouldn't help them defend themselves? Yeah, me neither.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs

Fridge door full of eggs. Like, 200 fucking eggs.

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Inequality Media @inequalitymedia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Trump’s tariffs are yet another scam — taking a higher percentage out of the paychecks of working people than out of the wealthy. Trump even suggested he would use the revenue to “offset” more tax cuts for the rich and big corporations.

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The Truth About Trump’s Tariffs

YouTube video by Robert Reich

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Apparently, Qantas Airlines started a new route to Toronto, CA. Too soon?

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JB_CADCAM @jonbanquer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Macklemore is a Jew hating piece of shit. He can get fucked:

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House Budget Committee Democrats @housebudgetdems.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

After a 12-hour markup where Democrats fought to stop them, Republicans passed a budget that betrays the middle class. Their plan steals from working families while delivering a $4.5 TRILLION giveaway to their billionaire donors. Democrats will fight this Republican Rip Off.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

OK, so the Trump administration renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. It being Trump, I'm shocked that he missed the opportunity to sell the name to the highest bidder. Imagine the Gulf of Exxon.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Them: Plenty of fish in the sea The fish:

A literal monster

But seriously, an angler fish that was spotted in higher water the other day.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Does anybody remember laughter? Or that we were promised lower gas and grocery prices?

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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

We will expose and shut down the Republican Bait and Switch.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

It's only pizza if it comes from the urban region of New York. Otherwise, it's just sparkling cheese pie.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

So both Egypt and Jordan refused to accept relocated Gazans. The solution is simple. Relocate them to Qatar as that's the country that has been backing Hamas and hosting their leaders. Maybe send some of the refugees can go to Iran too, since they seem to care so much for Palestinian lives.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

If you're liking for a bad boy, I sometimes forget to put the toilet seat down.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Every day is a new WTF moment. Can it get any crazier? Trump: hold my beer...

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Christal Mercado @mercadox5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Jan 20th: FAA Director was fired. Jan 21st: Air traffic controller hiring frozen. Jan 22nd: Aviation safety advisory committee disbanded. Jan 28th: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees. Jan 29th: First American midair collision in 16 years.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

*biopsy appointment* BZZZZT Me: did you just cauterize the incision? Dermatologist: yes I did, why? Me: I thought I smelled bacon

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I really think that Israel should surgically implant "pagers" into the Palestinian prisoners it is releasing 😉 Or at least GPS tracking devices.

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

what we need is a separation of cult and state.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Nobody: Trump: Let's rename it "Gulf of America"

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Hey, you kiss my momma with that mouth?

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

When Trump told Hamas that there would be "all hell to pay" if they didn't release all the hostages before he took office, we didn't release that he meant an installment pay plan. Trump always puts his own interests first, over hostages, Jews, Israel, or anybody else.

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Waiting for Hell to be paid by Trump since only 3 hostages have been released. #TheArtOfTheDeal

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I'd call myself politically "homeless" after how Democrats have taken no action to prevent antisemitism, but I'm sure a Democrat would correct me and say you mean "unhoused" 😉

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ALL HAIL K̶A̶N̶G̶ KODOS! @randysutra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I can't imagine how much Hobbits have to shit.

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