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Ronil Patel

@randomronil.bsky.social
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Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 6h
Funnier still is hearing the very vocal and openly critical Arsenal fans of Wenger controlling the purse strings. Now praising him and pretending they were always behind him. Nah, bollox. I remember you all shouting Wenger Out and complaining he worried too much about finances than the club
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This brought back memories. I'm sure I listened to this live. It still made me laugh uncontrollably again after all this time
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh, I wish GRRM and HBO would realise nobody gives a shit about the Targaryens. Apart from Baelor (RIP), we liked the interactions between Dunk and Egg. That's what made AKotSK great. HotD correctly shows how awful they all are, which is why it's hard to pick between Green or Black
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pickled Onion flavour is my favourite atm. Halfway through a bag your tongue and mouth feel cut up, but you still finish the bag
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't sell anything on FB do we have this here? If so you probably don't want to use it Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house
The new AI agent, Muse, was released last week and has been downloaded by 3 million users
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well take a few this side of the pond too. Remind our Left politicians they can do things to help us
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tbf something as big as this needs to be planned and budgeted correctly. The media and opposition will constantly attack every minor detail so it can't be rushed. I guess why people want it straight away is because there is very little trust in what is said and then what is actually done
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no the audience got it wrong! 😱 #WhoWantsToBeaMillionaire
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think that was offside. I would really like to see that again #ENGvsESP #England
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dads: We should get there now to be on the safe side.
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tesco are notoriously bad for front loading their sandwiches, but this takes the piss
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Struggling to get through the Lord of the Rings audiobooks because of all the singing. I have no idea how I read these without giving up. I guess I was so excited with the story and wanted to see what happens that I put up with the nonsense to get to the action
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
20?! There are planning applications for 20 AI data centres in Scotland. Even with all that rain they'll become a desert
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's funny hearing all these football radio shows talk about the Man City charges and questioning their recent success. Yet whenever an Arsenal fan said the same thing over the years they were 'sore losers' and 'typical Arsenal moaners'. I can't forgive them for keeping quiet over the years
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So what toilet should they use?
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The rich kids will be ok. They'll just go private and pay for their own assessment
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1 minute left on the washing machine. Come back a ouple of minutes later, 1 minute left. Sit down for a bit, 1 minute left. Why lie?? Someone needs to check with the guys making washing machines to see if their watches run correctly
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU? The true people's Princess
static.klipy.com
Nikki Grahame
Alt: Nikki Grahame iconic Who is she moment from Big Brother
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A redesign to an easy to use, logical and practical website. Giving users a pleasant, painless experience guaranteeing they'd use it again. Surely they just updated pics and wording, but kept it generally the same, right? Nope. I'm sure it's still user friendly after I work out where everything is
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've not seen his other stuff but people rave about them so this could be interesting. I don't think people understand how much the English language has developed over time. Anyway Baz Luhrmann already made the best version back in the late 90s
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finding it funny that the Director of Enforcement at Ofcom dealing with this Pornhub bollox is named George Lusty UK watchdog investigating Pornhub over concerns it can still be accessed by children www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Snippet of article in link highlighting the name George Lusty who is OFCOMs director of enfircement
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They have said this was a technical failure and I cant imagine even a greedy corporation would interrupt a live match like this. Maybe this was a test to see how many complaints they get Disney+ criticised for advert break during Women’s Champions League game www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Disney+ criticised for advert break during Women’s Champions League game
An advert break interrupted the second half of Tuesday’s live television coverage of Arsenal’s opening Women’s Champions League fixture
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wondered why most of the vids recently used the same Can't Hold Us song. Only just found out this is a Macklemore song. I guess I do know one of their songs then
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see who Ed Sheeran passed that jelly spine too
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bought a bottle of pills that cure laziness but they have a child-proof lid so maybe next time.
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Phew! I was worried a waste of space ex-Tory, who had a major part in screwing the country over wasn't going to give their unwanted opinion this week
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yet only the poor/working class are demonised for claiming pip Young people’s Pip claims for ADHD and autism ‘rising fastest in affluent areas’ www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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Young people’s Pip claims for ADHD and autism ‘rising fastest in affluent areas’
Experts say trend across England probably reflects swifter access to diagnoses as wealthier families go private
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I genuinely love this film, it's so much fun. Both leads are problematic now, although, this tanked way before any of that was known
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2nd week in a row that a team has run out of time as Victoria didn't give a 2 seconds warning. I know its not a mandatory thing but the teams are definitely waiting to hear it #OnlyConnect
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry but no
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a friend who is mad on posting those 90s teens Vs teens now memes where everyone now is pictured on their phones at every event. We weren't on phones ONLY because we didn't have phones. Don't kid yourself into thinking we were more in the moment than kids of today
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please don't ever bring this across the pond
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On ALL subscriptions haha what a joke. Oh well that's given me the push I needed to keave
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks Google none of my 3 searches resulted in anything relevant. Congratulations you've achieved perfect enshitification. You used to be so good *Peter Kay who remembers.gif*
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Current status: mauled by the seagulls #Arsenal
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are countless YouTube creators who just let out a sigh of relief because now they don't need to think of content ideas for a few weeks. Narnia has gone woke, Aslan is now female. This is a jackpot for them
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm 94% sure that, by this time next year, we'll have heard all about how David #Walliams has suddenly discovered Christianity.
David Walliams backlist dropped by HarperCollins
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This has been stuck in my head all morning. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but I haven't seen the episode in years youtu.be/JlmzUEQxOvA?...
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The Simpsons - Planet Of The Apes Musical - Dr. Zaius
YouTube video by PlanetAlgon
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why don't they do all this early support stuff AND diagnose them? It's mad to think any employer is going to amend an employee's hours without an official medical diagnosis
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everything that's wrong with this labour government in one small screenshot.
screenshot of the trends.

1. Far-right protests target UK asylum sites
Activist Daniel Thomas visits Piddington camp as RNLI station closes amid far-right abuse.
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2. MPs to review UK Eurovision entries
Many mock MPs for tackling this after UK's entry scored just one point.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was my favourite Ed Sheeran burn I saw yesterday. Great stuff
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They're not lying this is the best thing I've seen today
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They won't want to hear it, but, the best way to keep costs low is to hire Indian dinner ladies. They'd whip up a curry for a fraction of the price and making enough to feed 500 is standard
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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys
A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house.  A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it.  It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've started listening to the Lord of the Rings audiobook. Currently stuck at the Tom Bombadil bit. F me that part of the story is a drag
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Disappointed with the result against Palace. If we are to be serious title challengers this season then we need to win these games. Let's focus on the positives, 1 point and a clean sheet 👏👏👏 #arsenalwfc
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have never seen Alien, something I'm about to rectify
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I always knew there was something about him. Tbf given what other TV entertainers from his generation are known for, this ain't so bad
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