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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finding it funny that the Director of Enforcement at Ofcom dealing with this Pornhub bollox is named George Lusty UK watchdog investigating Pornhub over concerns it can still be accessed by children www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Snippet of article in link highlighting the name George Lusty who is OFCOMs director of enfircement

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child

Scene from Superman 3 where the lady gets turned into a cyborg. Her screaming as she's being transformed

Scene from Superman 3 where the lady gets turned into a cyborg. Transformation is complete and she's fully cyborg now

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Watched Eastenders after many years, mainly because as I was channel surfing I caught sight of Kat and Zoe Slater. Are they still in this? They're part of an iconic EastEnders moment

Iconic EastEnders scene Zoe Slater screaming "You ain't my mother!" and Kat Slater reveals she is by replying "Yes I am!"

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Really enjoyed today's Minute Cryptic clue. Clever use of technique, I had to think a bit longer to solve this one

Today's Minute Cryptic clue:
What you won't hear from honest builders debuting modest home (3)

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And my first mince pie of the season. Starting off with an Asda one

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What have they done to you 90's Columbo? 😞

Columbo with a bright pink feather boa from a 90's episode

Columbo with a bright pink feather boa from a 90's episode looking fed up

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Don't promise me with a good time etc etc

My phone weather app indicating drizzle expected tomorrow

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Post your TV/film crush from your younger years I left the film being amazed at the visuals and in love with Laura Dern

Laura Dern in Jurassic Park open mouthed in shock. The scene where she sees the dinosaurs for the first time

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Is The Last Duel a sequel to The Duel?

Screenshot of TV guide showing a film named The Duel and on the next channel a film named The Last Duel

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I can't work out what flavour these are meant to be. A straight translation of Campesinas gives peasant woman??

A bag of Lays crisps from Spain with the flavour Campesinas

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Channel surfing and stopped on an episode of Blockbusters. Heard the classic "Can I have a P please Bob." So elated I took a pic to show my brother Instantly buying a lottery ticket, I'm not wasting this luck

Screen cap of the classic TV show Blockbusters where the question P has been selected

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Thanks. I only know of her Bibendum chair, so was thrown when he said sofa

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Found this old book whilst having a clear out over the weekend. 'Fun File' is close to what we call him these days

The Phillip Schofield Fun File book from my childhood, back before he was a wrong'un

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The Spuds game is giving me mixed emotions #Arsenal

Button mene were a guy struggles to choose between two outcomes:
Tottenham win so Aston Villa have a reason to win against Man City or Tottenham lose because as an Arsenal fan it's funny

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My Easter Egg has been on Ozempic

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Sara Pascoe, when you have Mock the Week on Sunday night and then have to umpire Wimbledon on Monday morning

Comedian Sara Pascoe wearing a purple and dark green striped blazer on tonight's Mock the Week episode. It is giving Wimbledon chair umpire vibes

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Ominous foggy evening, sure why not

Picture from my window showing a really foggy evening - houses covered in fog

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Ok then, win the league and then burn all this shit down. Sounds like a plan

Fake Alister Heath headline, reads: Arsenal winning the Premier League is a Trojan horse for the complete dismantling of capitalism

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

If you see this post a monster

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

🎶 Hello blue skies my old friend 🎶 Seeing blue skies and sunshine really lifts your mood ☺️

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

That Man U fan is never getting a haircut. Then again at least this way he still gets views

Soup Nazi character from Seinfeld saying No Haircut for you

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

This pretty much sum it up for me

Visual description of the decline in quality of the show A Game of Thrones. Showing a pencil drawing of a horse going from expertly drawn to basic child drawing

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

"Great weather for Ducks." F me, it's still raining and not planning on stopping anytime soon

Weather forecast for my area showing rain all day and pretty much for the next 10 days to

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

"No, Paddington it's not my time, don't take my hand I'm not going with you!" Seeing Paddington used to be a delight, now it's a fright. Ooh that rhymes #poetdontknowit

A picture of Paddington doffing his hat on my TV menu screen today. Given he is the Angel of Death these days it came as a shock

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva" "YES, I AM!"

A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the UK

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Haha ManUre lost to a 10 man Everton

The Soup Nazi from Seinfeld but saying No Haircut For You!

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

Pope Leo, eyes closed in deep sincerity, gently caresses the mic with both hands as he softly sings the chorus of “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” by Chicago.

No one makes eye contact with each other.

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I'm finding this way funnier than I should

Restaurant scene, waitress taking the order of man sitting at table.
Man: "I can't decide what to have?"
Waitress: "How about the duck?"
Scene expands to show the other guest is a duck who says "I'll have the Lasagne."

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

1) She has proof Salt & Vinegar and Cheese & Onion colour swapped 2) Mrs Doubtfire & Rose from Titanic are the worst 3) She has a 3rd, correct, way of putting Jam and Cream on a Scone 4) Arsenal scoring from set pieces is perfectly acceptable and whining about it makes you a loser 5) Han shot first

BBC News article click baity headline Five Surprising Mary Berry facts

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social I had one, well half of one. Yeah it was nice, nothing amazing but not rubbish. A nice little treat and if you're a chocolate lover it's def one for you

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I tried some of the Maccers World Menu today: Sour Cream & Black Pepper Fries - I liked the Sour Cream flavour and the black pepper wasn't strong. 7/10 Nice change from regular fries

3 items from MacDonalds World Menu: Sour Cream & Black Pepper Fries, Mac & Cheese Triangles and Choco Caramel Pie

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Laughing too much at this, what a banger of a joke tho

Screenshot of a Chuckle Brothers joke.
Barry to Paul in their beds in the middle of the night:
"What time is it?"
"Dunno. Pass me that trombone & I'll find out."
*Blows trombone loudly*
Someone shouts: "WHO'S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?"

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film? Spartan would be my other choice

Dvd cover of the film Willow with Val Kilmer and Warwick Davis

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

This really pisses me off. It was bad enough that in the Jackie Chan Karate Kid film he teaches Kung fu instead of Karate. Now the film description calls the original a Kung fu thriller. He teaches Daniel Karate, it's in the fucking title

Film description, from Film4, of The Karate Kid (1984) which describes it as a Kung Fu thriller

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

You can tell the schools break up today 🙄

Weather alert for severe thunderstorms expected over Essex and the South East today

Screenshot of 10-day weather forecast showing rainy days exxpected

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

New Leader of the Opposition announced, to handle Hard Bastard Starmer

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

A good visual representation of what a @smershpod.com episode is like. The first post is a joke about someone made popular from a 60's TV show. The second is a serious post, but, you're not really sure because in your head you're still trying to work out did he just mention Stan from On the Buses?

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

The chemistry must've been cut from the theatrical release, because the films I saw had zero chemistry #ReleasetheChemistryCut

Screenshot of click bait article where Hayden Christensen admits to having a crush on Natalie Portman whilst filming Star Wars prequels. Which he claims enhanced their on screen chemistry

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

New whip Got my latest toy today

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Tbf your outfit choice isn't helping

Fancy dress Australian costume of guy with cork hat riding a Kangaroo

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

"They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring"

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