Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 7hFrom bad to worse 🤦 The manager has to take some of the blame for changing up our formation. We were not in any real threat but I can't blame her for wanting to change things up and go for a win. We'll just have to start afresh after the international break 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 8hFFS Arsenal 🤦 Who didn't track back and cover their player, because that's the only reason Hemp could be unmarked in the box 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 8h#Arsenalwfc really needs a win today. We've not had an ideal start to the season given our signings in the summer 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 9hI'm gonna start saying Knee to Nose, but no-one will know I'm doing a bit because they're not on Bluesky. Then I'll have to explain this and possibly even show them to prove I do know it's wrong. An explained joke is the best kind of joke 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 12hI'm guessing they were actual puppies and not a euphemism that HR needs to investigate 020
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 12hIt sounds too dry. You need a drizzling of gravy on top or better still a separate pot of sauce to accompany it 020
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That was the main criticism I saw, it clearly has taken liberties with the truth to make it more entertaining for TV. I'm not familiar with the case so I don't care about realism 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn't realise it was an old timey murder. I thought it was from the 70's lol 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Google tells me there's a song called Pearl's a singer, is that what your joke refers to?? 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I take it she's some American because I've never heard about her but I saw many Americans talking about the show when it came out 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That response explains to me how tipsy you are atm 010
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A train travelling at 50mph to a station 150 miles away leaves at 2pm. What time does a car travelling at 70mph but only 105 miles away from the end station, need to leave to reach there at the same time? 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FS with Tzolis due to be out for a month, it seems forcing Martinelli out was bit premature 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Charlotte Church is exactly who the Burnham speech was targeted at. She's fully swallowed the BS #HIGNFY 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hopefully you'll forget all about it a few minutes after you turn it off 010
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wow surely there was something else to watch instead. What's tomorrow's film Madame Web 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This was said two hours ago. I predict you didn't actually get a takeaway but decided to make something really complicated from scratch 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When you don't truly trust the fart you're brewing 020
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can we just tell those 'patriots' they are actually building mosques not data centres. They'll be out protesting this weekend 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I look forward to my subscription going up because Netflix bought this shit 020
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026think you mean 10 bottles of beer. Actually F it, 50 toilet rolls and 1 L of Fairy liquid 010
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also, surely the parcels should be locked away and only accessible by a code sent to the buyer. Otherwise people would just walk behind the robot and take them? 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is very clever by Evri bc they know nobody gives a shit about their couriers. They can replace every human delivery with these robots and we'll all just get on with our day. As long as the robots have a 10% success rate they'll be an improvement 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I bet he's used grok to create family pics for him that he shows to anyone he encounters. "This was from my birthday this year, look how happy we all are." "That's nice sir, but I was just posting this leaflet for the kebab shop. Also, in the pic why do you have 3 arms?" 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I do feel a bit sorry for United bc the Glazers were allowed to offload all their other debt on them. Then I remember how smug their fans were in the 90's and stop caring 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You just know whoever wins from now on will forever be told they wouldn't have done it if Pep was there or City were not punished 200
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah we def made some poor signings haha. Good to see Wenger's reputation getting a reboost 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah I just find it hypocritical to hear fans I personally know who were very critical of Wenger not spending big to get players. All of a sudden pretending they always supported his financial responsibility. I'm just glad we won the league whilst Pep was still there and they were still cheating 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The 'all' being the vocal and critical fans mentioned in the above 200
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Funnier still is hearing the very vocal and openly critical Arsenal fans of Wenger controlling the purse strings. Now praising him and pretending they were always behind him. Nah, bollox. I remember you all shouting Wenger Out and complaining he worried too much about finances than the club 220
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think he loves writing for TV more than books. He really likes seeing his world on the screen and soon the big screen. I must admit sometimes the adaptations are better than the book 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This brought back memories. I'm sure I listened to this live. It still made me laugh uncontrollably again after all this time 010
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I listen to the ASoIaF audiobooks every year. They really need to redo them, Roy Dotrice was good but there are far too many characters for one man to voice. I've given up hoping for GRRM to finish the series 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why? The film will have the field of fire, because you've got to have a dragon burn an army. Now they've retconned Aegon having dreamt of the White Walkers they'll give that as a reason Torren Stark knelt. They'll show the burning of Harrenhal. It'll just be set pieces, very little story 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ugh, I wish GRRM and HBO would realise nobody gives a shit about the Targaryens. Apart from Baelor (RIP), we liked the interactions between Dunk and Egg. That's what made AKotSK great. HotD correctly shows how awful they all are, which is why it's hard to pick between Green or Black 101
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy to take the money in installments if they want to spread the cost on the books 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pickled Onion flavour is my favourite atm. Halfway through a bag your tongue and mouth feel cut up, but you still finish the bag 010
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh so you're the reason it's turned grey and cloudy. Thanks mate 120
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To save time I have to check what it produces and make any necessary corrections. It makes the same errors each time, but this somehow is progress. If a human repeatedly made the same error they'd be fired 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some others for you: Set Lightsabers to stun Beam me up R2D2 Mr Chekov bring that gun your always going on about 090
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love explaining to my higher ups that AI will in fact not be useful to whatever task they think it can do. On a weekly basis 🤦 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't sell anything on FB do we have this here? If so you probably don't want to use it Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comMeta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his houseThe new AI agent, Muse, was released last week and has been downloaded by 3 million users 000
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well take a few this side of the pond too. Remind our Left politicians they can do things to help us 110
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh yeah for def, I don't believe anything will be done in any sort of detail. People are saying they've got the majority to get it passed now. That will just kill it 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tbf something as big as this needs to be planned and budgeted correctly. The media and opposition will constantly attack every minor detail so it can't be rushed. I guess why people want it straight away is because there is very little trust in what is said and then what is actually done 100
Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Omg I remember this shop. I don't think I ever went into one but I def remember their adverts on the telly 110