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Ronil Patel

@randomronil.bsky.social
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Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 7h
From bad to worse 🤦 The manager has to take some of the blame for changing up our formation. We were not in any real threat but I can't blame her for wanting to change things up and go for a win. We'll just have to start afresh after the international break
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 8h
FFS Arsenal 🤦 Who didn't track back and cover their player, because that's the only reason Hemp could be unmarked in the box
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 8h
#Arsenalwfc really needs a win today. We've not had an ideal start to the season given our signings in the summer
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 9h
Unless you've touched them all, how do you know?
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 9h
I'm gonna start saying Knee to Nose, but no-one will know I'm doing a bit because they're not on Bluesky. Then I'll have to explain this and possibly even show them to prove I do know it's wrong. An explained joke is the best kind of joke
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 12h
I'm guessing they were actual puppies and not a euphemism that HR needs to investigate
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 12h
It sounds too dry. You need a drizzling of gravy on top or better still a separate pot of sauce to accompany it
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was the main criticism I saw, it clearly has taken liberties with the truth to make it more entertaining for TV. I'm not familiar with the case so I don't care about realism
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn't realise it was an old timey murder. I thought it was from the 70's lol
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh ok thanks
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Google tells me there's a song called Pearl's a singer, is that what your joke refers to??
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I take it she's some American because I've never heard about her but I saw many Americans talking about the show when it came out
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That response explains to me how tipsy you are atm
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A train travelling at 50mph to a station 150 miles away leaves at 2pm. What time does a car travelling at 70mph but only 105 miles away from the end station, need to leave to reach there at the same time?
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FS with Tzolis due to be out for a month, it seems forcing Martinelli out was bit premature
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Charlotte Church is exactly who the Burnham speech was targeted at. She's fully swallowed the BS #HIGNFY
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hopefully you'll forget all about it a few minutes after you turn it off
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow surely there was something else to watch instead. What's tomorrow's film Madame Web
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was said two hours ago. I predict you didn't actually get a takeaway but decided to make something really complicated from scratch
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you don't truly trust the fart you're brewing
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can we just tell those 'patriots' they are actually building mosques not data centres. They'll be out protesting this weekend
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I look forward to my subscription going up because Netflix bought this shit
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
think you mean 10 bottles of beer. Actually F it, 50 toilet rolls and 1 L of Fairy liquid
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe some helium balloons will balance you out
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, surely the parcels should be locked away and only accessible by a code sent to the buyer. Otherwise people would just walk behind the robot and take them?
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is very clever by Evri bc they know nobody gives a shit about their couriers. They can replace every human delivery with these robots and we'll all just get on with our day. As long as the robots have a 10% success rate they'll be an improvement
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bet he's used grok to create family pics for him that he shows to anyone he encounters. "This was from my birthday this year, look how happy we all are." "That's nice sir, but I was just posting this leaflet for the kebab shop. Also, in the pic why do you have 3 arms?"
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do feel a bit sorry for United bc the Glazers were allowed to offload all their other debt on them. Then I remember how smug their fans were in the 90's and stop caring
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You just know whoever wins from now on will forever be told they wouldn't have done it if Pep was there or City were not punished
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah we def made some poor signings haha. Good to see Wenger's reputation getting a reboost
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I just find it hypocritical to hear fans I personally know who were very critical of Wenger not spending big to get players. All of a sudden pretending they always supported his financial responsibility. I'm just glad we won the league whilst Pep was still there and they were still cheating
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 'all' being the vocal and critical fans mentioned in the above
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't say all, only the loud complainers
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funnier still is hearing the very vocal and openly critical Arsenal fans of Wenger controlling the purse strings. Now praising him and pretending they were always behind him. Nah, bollox. I remember you all shouting Wenger Out and complaining he worried too much about finances than the club
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think he loves writing for TV more than books. He really likes seeing his world on the screen and soon the big screen. I must admit sometimes the adaptations are better than the book
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This brought back memories. I'm sure I listened to this live. It still made me laugh uncontrollably again after all this time
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I listen to the ASoIaF audiobooks every year. They really need to redo them, Roy Dotrice was good but there are far too many characters for one man to voice. I've given up hoping for GRRM to finish the series
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why? The film will have the field of fire, because you've got to have a dragon burn an army. Now they've retconned Aegon having dreamt of the White Walkers they'll give that as a reason Torren Stark knelt. They'll show the burning of Harrenhal. It'll just be set pieces, very little story
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh, I wish GRRM and HBO would realise nobody gives a shit about the Targaryens. Apart from Baelor (RIP), we liked the interactions between Dunk and Egg. That's what made AKotSK great. HotD correctly shows how awful they all are, which is why it's hard to pick between Green or Black
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy to take the money in installments if they want to spread the cost on the books
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pickled Onion flavour is my favourite atm. Halfway through a bag your tongue and mouth feel cut up, but you still finish the bag
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh so you're the reason it's turned grey and cloudy. Thanks mate
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To save time I have to check what it produces and make any necessary corrections. It makes the same errors each time, but this somehow is progress. If a human repeatedly made the same error they'd be fired
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some others for you: Set Lightsabers to stun Beam me up R2D2 Mr Chekov bring that gun your always going on about
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love explaining to my higher ups that AI will in fact not be useful to whatever task they think it can do. On a weekly basis 🤦
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't sell anything on FB do we have this here? If so you probably don't want to use it Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house
The new AI agent, Muse, was released last week and has been downloaded by 3 million users
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well take a few this side of the pond too. Remind our Left politicians they can do things to help us
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah for def, I don't believe anything will be done in any sort of detail. People are saying they've got the majority to get it passed now. That will just kill it
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tbf something as big as this needs to be planned and budgeted correctly. The media and opposition will constantly attack every minor detail so it can't be rushed. I guess why people want it straight away is because there is very little trust in what is said and then what is actually done
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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg I remember this shop. I don't think I ever went into one but I def remember their adverts on the telly
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