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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WIP
Bouquet of flowers processed through a custom painting algorithm
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 16/07/2026
Unsubscribing isn't enough, I want to fistfight whichever staffer they care about most.
A text from Greg Stanton's campaign followed by a very reasonable reply from myself asking them to tell him to eat shit. 

At this point I am apparently unsubscribed but reiterate my request for them to tell Gregy Stants to consume fecal matter.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kiddo standing in the greeting card aisle, impressionistic rendering
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sherman cat below the limits of resolution
Impressionistic rendering of a gray cat in a blue and tan room.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Evening reflection of a couple walking past a pool at the top of Stone Mountain GA.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WIP
Low dark cloud rendered at sunset in shades of blues and purples.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WIP
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Making art tonight. Late 80s roller rink chic.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
How do you influence what gets used in the training materials? Who polices this and what standard should be enforced?
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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This has to stop. There has to be a point at which conservatives consider the future of the country and their own position and realize that whatever they lose by abandoning Trump will be less than what they will lose by embracing him. How many of them actually want to live in the world he's making?
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“bigfoot stepdad” 1/2
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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I've just gone through the affidavit that the FBI used to obtain the ballots and documents from 2020 in Fulton County. It relies entirely on assertions found wanting in several lawsuits by election denialists who have been getting laughed out of court for five years. Kevin Moncla. Joe Rossi. Others.
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Sara Amis @saraamis.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Best Georgia rebel bird (Brown Thrasher) I've seen. Made by a real person, Leslie Shepard Black. Brown thrashers are related to mockingbirds, fyi.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
He likes the new house
He is into novelty 
Not anxiety
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I have harvested
from the ill advised marriage
all the brightest parts
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The grey boy surprised
I see him exploring and
Open the window
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Every thing that can
Hurt hurts all the ALL the time
Still hope is the worst
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The Decepticons were just trying to get home
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
English plaque the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
just one more flavor of toothpaste bro we're so close to paradise on earth i can feel it
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@adamroberts.bsky.social I've got a copy of "ON" and "Salt" on my shelf. Think I hit all the early stuff but I've been on an audiobook kick for a while and I missed a couple of years of your stuff. So (wow, catching up has been a romp) - was there a nod to ONs gravity vector issue in another book?
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The upstairs neighbor’s
Unnatural fixation 
With big orange boy
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
She looks like a seal. 
Ready to slide off the chair
And into the waves
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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
million dollar idea: an alert for when old people get on a facetime and end up progressively getting louder and louder until they’re screaming
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Stop catching the birds
Don’t you know dude about the 
Virus you can catch?
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Today I built an
Arguably useful thing
From a tough resource.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I’m washing dishes
Scamper away in terror
Little frightened cat
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Everything must be
Exciting and new and wow
Or scurry and hide
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The question came up
Would the cats defend the house
From an intruder
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
They visited me
All of them except of course 
The black floof who hides
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/02/2025
I hope in the new Final Destination they finally defeat the evil villain, Rube Goldberg
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Final Version
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@donnaricci.bsky.social
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i am so afraid
how has it come to this place
what will we all do
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
should I say it harder
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Felgraf @felgraf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
HOLT SHIT, THIS IS *INCREDIBLE*. An actual treatment for prions! That's fucking ASTOUNDING. Those things are goddamn TERRIFYING.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/02/2025
You're gonna need a cat on your timeline, I think.
Spice the cat, caught mid-yawn
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i wrote a while back
an algorithm that tries
to paint like i might
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Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Sometimes a kindly boomer grandma follows me because I'm a nice young man. I always make sure to retweet some gay porn to see if they're legit and we got some real ones in here. I see you Sandra, you saucy minx.
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alexander solsten @solsten.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“What radicalized you?” “Sally from Tuesday bridge club got me to join BlueSky”
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Shadow Snacks @shadowsnacks.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Catball. 📷Nikon D60 #cats #photography #catphotography #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #monochrome #pets #bnw
A black and white photograph of a cat curled up sleeping.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
He is a chill dude With a sensitive trigger. Might need to cut you.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Her little bundle Of claws and tail point at me Sunbeam as lodestone
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”
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