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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WIP
Bouquet of flowers processed through a custom painting algorithm
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 16/07/2026
Unsubscribing isn't enough, I want to fistfight whichever staffer they care about most.
A text from Greg Stanton's campaign followed by a very reasonable reply from myself asking them to tell him to eat shit. 

At this point I am apparently unsubscribed but reiterate my request for them to tell Gregy Stants to consume fecal matter.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kiddo standing in the greeting card aisle, impressionistic rendering
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wait, what? SQUEEEEEE
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sherman cat below the limits of resolution
Impressionistic rendering of a gray cat in a blue and tan room.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Evening reflection of a couple walking past a pool at the top of Stone Mountain GA.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WIP
Low dark cloud rendered at sunset in shades of blues and purples.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WIP
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Making art tonight. Late 80s roller rink chic.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’ve accidentally found myself in a bad part of town and I can hear the puns going off in the distance.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I have "missed" these particular posts.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
How do you influence what gets used in the training materials? Who polices this and what standard should be enforced?
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
windows 3.1 hotdog cart color scheme.
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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This has to stop. There has to be a point at which conservatives consider the future of the country and their own position and realize that whatever they lose by abandoning Trump will be less than what they will lose by embracing him. How many of them actually want to live in the world he's making?
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“bigfoot stepdad” 1/2
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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I've just gone through the affidavit that the FBI used to obtain the ballots and documents from 2020 in Fulton County. It relies entirely on assertions found wanting in several lawsuits by election denialists who have been getting laughed out of court for five years. Kevin Moncla. Joe Rossi. Others.
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Sara Amis @saraamis.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Best Georgia rebel bird (Brown Thrasher) I've seen. Made by a real person, Leslie Shepard Black. Brown thrashers are related to mockingbirds, fyi.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ART FIGHT! ART FIGHT!
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This is the way.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
this is not the future we were promised.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The last one is your illustration for your author’s card
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The second one shows the beginning of your graphic novel the third one shows the end of your graphic novel, and the one in the middle is a good general illustration for scene change in your graphic novel
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Artwork you can smell.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The hole in my yard just has the increasingly distant voices of contractors saying haven’t found the blockage yet. Blood might be preferable
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
He likes the new house
He is into novelty 
Not anxiety
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I have harvested
from the ill advised marriage
all the brightest parts
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The grey boy surprised
I see him exploring and
Open the window
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Every thing that can
Hurt hurts all the ALL the time
Still hope is the worst
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
printing this out for my vision board.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
unexpected high colonic.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Before the plumbers came to install a pressure regulator for the entire household water supply, the bidet was a force to be reckoned with.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Lemme tell you about this guy named Walter Cronkite who would read the news to the entire country every night and end his broadcast with ‘That’s the way it is’. And then give the nation a tiny forehead kiss before signing off.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
That book broke me a bit as a kid
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Very good recommendation. Flavors of Greg Egan’s high concept physics work but friendlier.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Might give it another shot and see if I can let it be its own thing.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Probably the best way then. Jordan spent so much time world building that the new series was giving me cognitive dissonance against what the books evoked for me.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
First season left me cold, I did not dig the interpretation. Has your journey through the rest of it been worthwhile?
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The Decepticons were just trying to get home
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
English plaque the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
just one more flavor of toothpaste bro we're so close to paradise on earth i can feel it
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’ll add it to the list. Excellent baddie in LoD. Unambiguously, irredeemably, radioactively, the worst.
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@adamroberts.bsky.social I've got a copy of "ON" and "Salt" on my shelf. Think I hit all the early stuff but I've been on an audiobook kick for a while and I missed a couple of years of your stuff. So (wow, catching up has been a romp) - was there a nod to ONs gravity vector issue in another book?
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Black cat on a bench menaces an oblivious orange cat loafing on the floor underneath
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The upstairs neighbor’s
Unnatural fixation 
With big orange boy
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
She looks like a seal. 
Ready to slide off the chair
And into the waves
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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
million dollar idea: an alert for when old people get on a facetime and end up progressively getting louder and louder until they’re screaming
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RandomlyPerplexed @randomlyperplexed.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Stop catching the birds
Don’t you know dude about the 
Virus you can catch?
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