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Ramsey Hootman

@ramseyhootman.bsky.social
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Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com

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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Time to get off the socials until I finish this revision. See you all on the other side!
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Back to school night for the high schooler. His teachers are all so amazing and cool and passionate. ❤️
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT with your home rivers Russian River: It's humble, but it's mine.
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Healdsburg Memorial Bridge - Wikipedia
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Channeling all of my rage into the ruthless assassin at the center of my current book.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wake me up when they release phone by the foot and i can just tear off as much phone as i need
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me 2 years ago: The orphan crushing machines in my book are a metaphor for tech companies and billionaires Me now: Oh so it's not metaphorical, got it
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The snippets of chat logs in this article are exactly how I would write a siren or succubus luring a traveler to their death. This is by design, of course, because these companies want you addicted to the machine that will tell you everything you ever wanted to hear.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl through my Amazon music subscription and with this specific title (The Butcher's Masquerade) every other time I pause listening, the app skips me forward ten or twelve chapters, at random. I am NOT pleased.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A thing about Japan: the relationship between customer and product did not feel adversarial. It felt like companies were constantly trying to innovate in ways that would give customers what they wanted and make their lives easier--rather than how they could trick people into paying the most.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In case anyone's wondering, that's bad.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a span of two days, two completely different strangers have done something I have never experienced before: apologized to me for being jerks on the internet.
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Okay quick what is everyone's #4?
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 08/09/2026
The problem with just using the term “ai” to mean generative ai/LLMs is that it allows boosters the bad faith argument of “oh so you want to get rid of all machine learning applications” like no I like the cancer identification sorter I just think the brain rotting autocorrect should perish
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Off-topic, but when I said I might want to grow my hair out again my hairdresser pulled up this exact pic of Isabella Rossallini. 😆
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like I don't NEED this, but I think I *need?* this?
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I worked in a clean room making optical parts for satellites. Specifically, coating on thousands and thousands of one particular lens with a microscopic layer of chrome, which was a bit like baking cookies.
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Mari Ness, writer of things @mariness.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One week later, I have an official response from #LACon #Worldcon! I thought all of you should see the entire thing: "Summary: Walking participants only Action Taken: Noted by Listeners team Current Status: CLOSED"
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki, smoking a cigarette and glancing to his right (apparently being interviewed by an offscreen figure), and saying "Action films are for women. They like the bloodthirsty stuff."
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw Coyote vs. Acme. Not for a single second do I believe the "killed it as a tax write-off" story. Someone with very thin skin saw that and realized it was making fun of *them.* Nothing scares tyrants more than being the butt of a joke.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In the Culture novels of Iain M Banks, his eponymous interstellar society of post-scarcity hedonists have a motto: "Money implies poverty." I think that's actually understating it: money *requires* poverty, and by extension, power requires abuse. That's what power is, what it means, what it promises
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woke up to this great post about PAX and it made me so grateful for our incredible Enforcers at PAX. They honestly are the spine of the show and imo what makes PAX special. www.reddit.com/r/PAX/s/ke23...
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From the PAX community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the PAX community
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A Jean Stevenson @amandajean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rarely has a book started and changed as many conversations as @kateclancy.bsky.social already has in my professional and personal life. And I haven't even finished it yet. It's well worth picking up, even if it's a tough read. Maybe especially because it is.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Still thinking about all the cars I saw in Japan. Like all the models I had never seen before and how cool they were and how much I want one.
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SF Boswell @sfboswell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a big stretch, but throwing this out in case: I'm working with someone who needs a Haitian creole-speaking interpreter for her USCIS interview (affirmative asylum). This would be in NYC in late September. Does anyone have leads?
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Found out halfway through first period that it's a minimum day. Huzzah!
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
imo if mr beast talks to anyone over 35 that’s elder abuse
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today involved sending about five different kids to the office and calling in security. Tomorrow is my laaaast day on this assignment, whew. But they're asking if I would be open to extending it. 😦
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How weird would it be to email an author to ask if my interpretation of their (awesome) story is correct? Yes this is about Percival Everett.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Help I've been murdered
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am a Very Good Parent, and yet there are so many times when I am just at a loss. Like nothing catastrophic, just... what do? How best to respond? It's worse the older they are because you know you only have a couple more years to influence them, so what response helps them most...? 🤷‍♀️
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026
robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not surprised that there's no TP in all the staff bathrooms nearest me. I AM surprised that the female teacher in there before me didn't WARN me! What the heck?? I thought there was a code. I thought we lived in a society.
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Robert Hewitt Wolfe @roberthewittwolfe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Bell Riots Days to all who celebrate. #DS9
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Carbohydrate scaffolding carrying fat and protein. The best genre. Hamburgers. Dumplings. Ravioli (dumplings deserve multiple entries). Noodles. Tacos. Sushi/burrito. Consult the chart
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Corollary: It is also totally acceptable to love fictional baddies. They are not real. No actual people were harmed.
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This, and: Books (and characters) are not monoliths meant to represent a pattern or a whole. A book is one story; a character is one character. A character who’s a bad person in a book does not automatically represent or speak for *ALL* real-life people with traits in common with them.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Usually you can connect with the kids who don't read via movies. You can teach literary concepts using film examples. If you know what movies they like, you can find them a book! But now I'm talking to teens who just... don't watch movies. Or shows. Just tiktok.
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Caitlin Rozakis @caitlinrozakis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Asking the most important questions of today's authors at Worldcon. (Part I.)
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Kate Clancy @kateclancy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I listen to @chanda.blacksky.app, and when Chanda tells me I should write something about a bad article on perimenopause, I write something!
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Has anyone read the Percival Everett story "Finding Billy White Feather?" I am like 100% sure I know what is going on but googling it turns up literally nobody else sharing my opinion and I want to talk about it! Maybe I need a blog.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have been feeling achy and not-quite-sick all afternoon, plus weird muscle cramps all day. And I JUST realized: I donated blood on Saturday. I'm low on iron. DUH.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Okay he (inevitably) got the chicken and waffles Oreos and they are... um. Hm. Weird. I think what I would prefer is just the waffles? Because that is good.
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tried to hand-sell Dungeon Crawler Carl to like 10 different teen boys at the high school library today and they all looked at it and went "ugh, too long!!" FOR REALS???
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh good! Now I do not have to eat my hat. Congratulations, and *extremely* well deserved.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 30/08/2026
my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:
Rainbow lettered sign "everyone alowed in this fort"
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was gonna take my kid to 6 Flags for his birthday but I saw this news report about how the one in SoCal has this coaster that has been regularly giving TBI's to people for a decade but they've just been paying out all the lawsuits because it's more lucrative to do that and keep it running. 😦
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
drawing of a bunch of computer mice with their all cords tangled together
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Ramsey Hootman @ramseyhootman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Widow's Bay: Consumed. Hiro Murai just doesn't miss, does he?
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you’re tempted to use genAI to brainstorm for writing stories, please just talk abt your story to friends instead! Friends who have good story sense that you trust, writer friends who will give you honest feedback, friends who care & get excited about your ideas with you! I know it’s scary +
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