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Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out
The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"
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Skybox @skyboxcritics.com · 04/10/2026
Consider The Woodchipper by @edgarallanbro.bsky.social CW: sexual assault, rape "Let me be clear: you are not a victim of what Geller did." Read on:
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Consider The Woodchipper
A response to "What Do We Do With Jacob Gellar?"
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
22. Metal Gear Solid 4 Handily the least fun to play in the franchise, but worth the journey for all the pay offs. Absurdly long insanely paced cutscenes are just what the doctor orders.
Metal Gear Solid 4 stats screen showing EAGLE rank because I kept blasting dudes in the head MGS4 key art
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting lazy with this thread already! 21. Metal Gear I can't believe this came out in 1987. As much as Solid is a game that I can't believe that came out in 1998 the original Metal Gear is so advanced it's kind of mind blowing. What a heater, grab a guide have a blast.
A Metal Gear stats screen displaying *DEER* rank, the lowest possible scoreCool guys don't look at explosions
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 is NOW AVAILABLE!! My solo action-adventure game inspired by Zelda, DMC, and Bayonetta just got bigger. A FREE update to Carter's Quest, adding a whole new chapter to the story, massive graphical updates, and more. Available on Steam now!
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Goat, washed!
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
20. Metal Gear Solid 3 Unfortunately absolutely lives up to the hype might be the greatest game of all time what a thrill. That ladder should have been 18 minutes long.
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finished MGS3 finally, which as it turns out is straight up no bullshit the greatest game of all time. Absolutely devastating.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
YOU'RE LISTENING TO [silt strider noises] 106.9 BALMORA FM [loud spell failure noise on repeat] GET READY FOR ONLY TRIBUNAL APPROVED TUNES [dunmer shouting STOOPID] THIS IS NOT YOUR ANCESTOR'S RADIO STATION [daggerfall shop music plays]
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have provided a handy reference diagram containing the entire Zelda Timeline from start to finish for anyone confused about how the games relate to each other.
Individual bubbles with no connection, each bubble states "A Game You Like"
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finished Big Walk
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Videogame Beaches🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Waterfall (Reel Fishing: The Great Outdoors/Fish Eyes Portable, PSP, Infinity, 2006)
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
19. Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection Man this game is *gorgeous*, I wish real monster hunter looked like this. Lots of interesting mechanics and a much more open world but the combat design gets to be a bit one-shotty towards the end. Still an incredible series and a joy to play.
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Greatest Puzzle Game of all time. Resident Evil but instead of zombies there are more puzzles.
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Boy I could sure go for Kill 7 billion Probopass right now
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The greatest show of all time
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Please fellas pay $80 to pre-order our online only PvP game please fellas the servers will be fixed
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My GOAT, WASHED :(
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me buying the potion of illness: Hell yeah man this fucking rules 😊 Me, seconds after drinking the potion of illness: What the hell man this fucking sucks 😞
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thinking about my main man big challenges
The Sanrio character big challenges who is a crocodile and perfect
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Canonically this is because, as a homeless drifter, he spends one (1) hot summer digging pools, pounding beers and eating steaks.
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Greatest Of All Time alert. 1000xResist operates at levels other games haven't even begun to dream of.
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Universal SMTIII: Nocturne experience
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 08/08/2026
NOW
COUNTRY FOR OLD
MEN
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did you play Breath of the Wild and think "yeah this is alright but what it really needs is a bunch of menial checklists for me to tick off in every area!"? Then Immortals Fenyx Rising is the game for you! (Genuinely I had fun)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cruelty Squad is $1.99 on Steam buff.ly/ZzVJshg
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Monster Hunter Stories 3 is a real step up from "The Power of Friendship will save the day" narrative from 1 and 2. The kingdom is at war motherfucker, people are dying out here!
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this absolutely wipes the fuckin floor with any ray tracing DLAA hyper real 100000 blades of grass bs monster hunter wilds is doing, its a massive huge gargantuan fucking shame that making a game like this is genuinely unthinkable for the AAA industry now
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
monster hunter 1 really fuckin nailed it immediately huh...
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pc2000s @pc2000s.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Daggerfall (1996)
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
18. Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin These games are just fun as hell, look at those environments! Monster Catching RPG in the Monster Hunter world just makes sense, starting on the third game asap.
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Always repost the Forspoken sale, what a deal for a very fun game
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My niece is really into Disney and Disturbed. Her favorite movie is Mo-a-a-a-na
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 12/07/2026
We have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK. We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.
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Dream @dwimepon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
girl are you the lagiacrus' hitbox. because when I check your hips I get knocked out instantly
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
17. Dragon Warrior (GBC) Fun fact, it took me a month and a half to finish this because I blew a fuse in my Gameboy after doing a battery mod and had to wait that long for a replacement. One absolutely dogshit solder job later and we came back to give DracoLord what for. Seminal RPG, nothing more.
A field of flowers has bloomed around the cursed castleThe EndA tiny ass pack of fuses that took 6 weeks to arrive due to a postage errorPurple Gameboy finally charging with LiOn battery
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
16. Metro Last Light Redux Suffers from being a more focused "sneak behind guys and knock them out" game than the first one, especially given the last couple levels become "stand in one spot and shoot 500 guys" mode. Thank god I managed to get off Ranger Hardcore for those levels. Weaker than 2033.
Metro Last Light ReduxWe're running towards a door and I was so locked in to UIless Ranger Hardcore that I forgot to take other screenshotsRoll 'em
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Romeo is a Good-Ass Game, Man!
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Skeletons in Video Games @skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne HD Remaster
A close-up screenshot of Hell Biker, a recurring character in the Shin Megami Tensei and Persona series.

Hell Biker is a human motorcyclist whose violent nature and hatred of himself and the world has turned him into a demon. He claims to come from hell, clothed all in black with a red scarf streaming, he rides full of rage calling himself the "Angel of Hell." His anger with himself and the world causes him to lash out, that everyone else would suffer as well.
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This shit ain't nothing to mе, man
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Rambo Calrissian 🐀 @ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Absolute banger alert, impeccable vibes, I know Tango were "saved" by Krafton but I doubt we'll see anything quite like this again.
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🐰harsh noise hotot🐰 @merzbun.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
gta vi is gonna be so funny. 13 years and five quadrillion dollars and an AAAAAA classification and all the worlds hype for another 50 hour game about marking a waypoint and following a line on a minimap
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ecco @daiwascarlet.horse · 27/06/2026
I think PSP is probably the right level of graphical complexity to get stuck at forever. We could MAYBE do Vita. Maybe. But I think we should just make PSPs and PSP games forever.
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