Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Christingles are 100% my favourite piece of religious iconography ever. Just look at that thing. Look at it. 163 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sitting in an old man pub drinking an old man pint and listening to old guys at the bar discussing which companies they're now boycotting due to terrible AI adverts 💜 150 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is how I've chosen to deal with my problems today. (The spider is fine, I've just blocked this gap at the bottom of the bathtub so she can't leap out at me when I'm on the toilet.) 030 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is great, and also taught me something i didn't know: "When we put a glass down on a table... we feel the table... not the glass in our hand." Brb going to spend the rest of the day putting things on top of other things 000 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Youngest child is teaching himself to make pasta. I'm helping by staying in the other room, out of the way. 010 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Replaying NO MAN'S SKY and constantly saying, "wow, just arrived on a mysterious alien planet and - ooooooooooh IS THAT A NEW TYPE OF ROCK???" 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Dreamt last night of a wave of bank robberies perpetrated by a new super villain, who turned out to be Dwayne The Rock Johnson's head which had detached from his body and grown to the size of the Indiana Jones boulder. So, um, thanks Subconscious? 030 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Having spent 6 days figuring out how to check the air filters in my vehicle, I want to express my undying support of people who make videos entitled "how to undo this one weird hose clamp which no one uses anymore". 030 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I mean yes it does make sense that silicone sealant would be waterproof and therefore quite difficult to wash off if, say, someone was daft enough to accidentally pierce the tube with a fingernail and silicone all their fingers together 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"new dialogue in an extremely obscure circumstance" is such an activation code to the Deltarune community, I love it 0111 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026DELTARUNE is undoubtedly the game I've invested the most hours in despite never actually playing a minute of it myself 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It's hardly a reason to cancel Bargain Hunt tho, is it 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I saw this picture 3 times before I realised it was not in fact John Candy in some 80s comedy 010 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If there's someone else waiting for an elevator, I'll hide round the corner so I can take the next one alone. And today that paid off bc the guy ahead of me went to the top floor of the multistorey to yell at the sky about (I think) chem trails. 130 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Aaaand this is how I've just learned Milkshake Duck was not, in fact, a real duck 😅 000 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Me: (wondering if I should compliment my trans friend on how great her boobs look) My brain: TELL HER SHE HAS A TRULY STONKING SET OF BAZONKAHONKADONKS TODAY 010 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Procrastinating, so I drew some (hopefully not spoiler-y) fanart for GOD'S JUNK DRAWER by @peterclines.com of my favourite character and my favourite dinosaur 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Today I was blessed and highly favoured by Bagheera, who is 18 years old, quite large, and does not care if you had other plans for this morning 030 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Today, me and the youngest went out into nature so he could sketch landmarks along the trail, like Arthur does in RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2. 040 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Me at 3pm today: A perfect time to settle down with Michelle Paver's RAINFOREST. I'm sure that, unlike her previous two books, this won't result in me sleeping with the lights on all week. Me at 11pm: ... shit 120 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Hello friends! Just wanted to apologise to literally everyone for ghosting y'all this year. I'm going to come back to life very shortly, I promise! 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Everything is pretty terrible, but yesterday I saw the first bumblebee of the season, which was pretty rad 150 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Similarly, all animals are either cats or dogs. Cows are dogs. Hippos are cats. Horses? Also cats 010 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026... well now I need to find the playthrough that gives you the excessive makeout scenes, don't I 010 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Husband's middle name is Frederick, named after his grandad Fred, whose name was Henry 😆 030 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Adding the phrase "THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI JANET" to my everyday lexicon 130 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Rowling: [answers phone] hello? Julia Donaldson: hi is there a Ms. NottheUK'sbestsellingauthorbyvolume there Donaldson: first name Ima Rowling: hold on, i'll check 218811 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Vibes are bleak. Try to take a deep breath, and then find something (small or big) that you can do to help someone who needs it 201585334 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Me, 2 weeks ago: I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERS Me, 2 hours ago: I CAN FORGET I ORDERED FLOWERS SO I GET A LOVELY SURPRISE DELIVERY Me, 2 mins ago: I CAN FORGET THE FLOWERS ARRIVED SO I GET ANOTHER NICE SURPRISE WHEN I FIND THEM STILL IN THE BOX IN THE KITCHEN 020 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettAdam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 17/12/2025I guess what I am saying is in 2026 you should DO STUFF and MAKE STUFF and BE CRINGE and HAVE FUN and FIGHT with all you have got because an awful lot of people do not want you to do any of that. Their profits require that you don’t. Anyway. Time for a cup of tea. 0132 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Hello #ArtAdventCalendar friends! I had a very nice evening yesterday at a sip-and-paint event, and produced these mushrooms: 0304 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Cropped this screenshot to avoid spoilers, but I am genuinely crying over Brooke Lynn Hytes coming up onto the runway in HER ACTUAL SLIPPERS to comfort an eliminated queen on Canada's Drag Race 💜 130 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 11/12/2025[phone rings] Rowling: hello? Julia Donaldson: yes is your refrigerator running Rowling: hold on a ssecond, i'll check Donaldson: [blasting vuvuzela] YOU'VE JUST BEEN GRUFFALOED!! 21588 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025This is absolutely true, however please do not expect me to recall any details about anything I've ever written, since I frequently can't remember stuff I wrote yesterday, let alone several years ago (very much a me-problem 😂) 040 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettBex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2025♥️ 4543322092 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Finally got my hands on the gorgeous new book from @peterclines.bsky.social , just in time for me to spend a weekend reading under a warm blanket hiding from the weather 😊 071 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025These Christmas Carol skeletons are legit one of my favourite things about December 💜 1102 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Look what arrived!! Thank you @taliskimberley.bsky.social for sending me this friend, I can't wait to start assembling 💜 180 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I've been doing #Nudivember but haven't shared my stuff yet because I'm still finding my way back to drawing... But if I don't share now I never will, so here's a selection of my favourites from the first half of the month: 2316 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Predator: yah I went to Earth and it was *so* authentic, our guide provided us with traditional weaponry and everything. facing humans armed with nothing but a shoulder cannon and a wristblade was a really spiritual experience. 339346 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Stayed up past my bedtime because me and my kid were intensively debating the narrative significance of musical motivs in Deltarune and I have exactly zero regrets 020 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025This is just so beautiful! I'm sure I'm not the only one who's looking forward to seeing dozens of posts about this photogenic doofus (complimentary) in the years to come 💜 010 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettUK Centre for Ecology & Hydrology (UKCEH) @ukceh.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Many lichen species are sensitive to nitrogen pollution, making them natural indicators of air quality. 📱LicheN is a new app enabling people to help monitor air quality using lichens. Data gathered will improve understanding of N pollution and its impacts on ecosystems. buff.ly/AmWAOQB 🧪 1/ 18433 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Finally finished watching ALIEN EARTH and... well, I was going to say SPOILERS but I'm not convinced it counts as a spoiler if absolutely no answers were provided by a season finale 120 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Thought I might do some drawing but apparently that counts as "not paying enough attention to Moses" 040 0
Reposted by Rakie BennettPetergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 30/09/2025WELP the stupidest idiots in history are in charge of the country, but I'm still required to tell you it's exactly SIX WEEKS until the release of GOD'S JUNK DRAWER. And, hey, semi-related, do you need someone fun to interview for your website? Your podcast? Your late-night talk show? Let me know! 48918 0
Rakie Bennett @rakie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Unexpectedly having to Google if it's ok for cats to eat chickpeas... 010 0