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uncle Emily, mouth messiah

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I can trace all my life's misfortunes back to a single toilet.

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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got tight teeth and deep roots. Dentists want to get in my mouth sooooo bad
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There is currently a spider in my car. Alone. Dancing on a string. I think I'll let him drive me home.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This also applies to rhythmic gymnasts who own cats. Lucky cats.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I bet marionettists are super good at playing with cats. Especially with wand toys
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And so does adding your shopping cart to the front of the shopping cart conga line while the pusher exclaims 'teamwork makes the dream work'
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Also, they changed the layout of our grocery store before we left on our NYC trip and now Kate and I are all discombobulated.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Had an older woman help me fondle nectarines while gossiping about the possible professions of an extremely tall gentleman. He's either an athlete or an accountant. And that's how to grow your local community.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Damn. They worked the fuck outta her in TN
A fake skeleton, dressed up in jeans and a Willie Nelson t-shirt, pretending to play a set at a Taqueria in an airport
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What problem does your standup solve?
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I've learned that when an idea pops in my head, it's sometimes more efficient to just draw it than to let it keep needling at me.
Fan art by Steve Lieber. Harvey Comics character Little Dot singing with Quebecois math rock duo Angine de Poitrine.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I got super into the PWHL this year and fell hard for Seattle's team, even tho they were last all season. Go Krakens!!
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mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We didn't deserve this day.
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Wocco @wocco.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Kroenen, Von Klempt and Kriegaffe vs Bednobs and Broomsticks. From a million years ago. #Hellboy
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Brecht
BW photo of Brecht - looking sad in round glasses -- with a quotation from his play "The Resistable Rise of Arturo Ui"

If we could learn to look instead of gawking,
We'd see the horror in the heart of farce,
If only we could act instead of talking,
We wouldn't always end up on our arse.
This was the thing that nearly had us mastered;
Don't yet rejoice in his defeat, you men!
Although the world stood up and stopped the bastard,
The bitch that bore him is in heat again"
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
CRJ had her baby two weeks ago!!! Hopefully with that same mullet
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J.A.Tallon @tallon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kurt Weill (with scenes from the G. W. Pabst film "The Threepenny Opera" based on his stage work) - BOTD
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 28/02/2026
Lorraine Schneider, 1967.
Art: "War is not healthy for children and other living things."
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 08/02/2026
I'm stoked that the Humble Bundle of my and @annaleen.bsky.social's books from Tor has raised nearly $5000 for the TGI Justice Project and Miss Major/Alexander Lee Black Trans Cultural Center. www.humblebundle.com/books/charli... Let me tell you about when I went to the TGIJP's anniversary party
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Humble Book Bundle: Charlie Jane Anders & Annalee Newitz by TOR
Don’t miss this bundle of novels and story collections from acclaimed authors Charlie Jane Anders and Annalee Newitz! Pay what you want and support charity!
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eli shroom's altered ego @shroompunk.com · 28/02/2026
just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production. you have until March 23rd to comment. i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.
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Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A government which does not want trans people to exist, and is legally allowed to force detransition in prisons, has created incentive for itself to put more trans people in prisons.
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paulseesequasis @pseesequasis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Annie Oakley, troupe member of Bill Cody's ("Buffalo Bill") ‘Wild West Show’, at the World Exposition, Paris, 1889. Roland Bonaparte Collections | © Musée du quai Branley-Jacques Chirac
Annie Oakley, troupe member of Bill Cody's ("Buffalo Bill") ‘Wild West Show’, at the World Exposition, Paris, 1889.

Roland Bonaparte Collections | © Musée du quai Branley-Jacques ChiracAnnie Oakley, troupe member of Bill Cody's ("Buffalo Bill") ‘Wild West Show’, at the World Exposition, Paris, 1889.

Roland Bonaparte Collections | © Musée du quai Branley-Jacques Chirac
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Nate Zuke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @natezuke.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org
tcpipeline.org
Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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MarioBG navecitas go vwoom edition @mariobg.eurosky.social · 18/02/2026
genAI is dying repost to make it die faster
The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plunge—What’s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Nature Trail to Hell (in 3D)
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kelly barkson ✨🏳️‍⚧️ @fohkelly.com · 11/02/2026
smokin on that shit that made marvin gay
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm coming out as a flat mooner. There's six sides total.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The perfect month to do a 30-day abs challenge is February.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Queen of the Brendamned @bhay.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Olaf?
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No kings
Fours different hands pull a golden crown apart, surrounded by the words "Many hands make light work."
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Phrases that my CPR instructor uttered before hands-on learning: back shots (instead of the back blows) and stop bouncing on it (instead of stabilizing my arms)
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Democracy dies. Switch 2 rise.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary. Just saying.
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Moths in a human suit (they/them) @lycomorpha.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Thought I should post some not-moths for #InverteFest so... Have a snail!
A colour pencil drawing of a brown-lipped snail. It's a delightful beast with a soft squishy grey body, and a big rounded yellow shell with one brown stripe on it. This snail has been studied for the genetics of its famously variable shell colour, so there are 4 empty shells underneath it varying from yellow with no stripes, to almost entirely covered in brown stripes. The snail is labelled "Brown lipped snail, Cepea nemoralis"
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Stop. You're too powerful. (never stop the comparisons)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/04/2025
Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here fuck everyone involved with this decision
translifeline.org
Home - Trans Lifeline
Radicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If I add a day I'm exploring my kinks at the car dealership. Much better haha
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I'm getting divorced at the car dealership...
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Everyone sharing an egg at the Tampopo screening
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Evan Rytlewski @evanryt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Happy 30th anniversary to maybe the greatest album of all time
Pavement? Wowee Zowee!
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It was technically on the 4th, but I work at a school that was on spring break during that time. I guess we both missed it
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Victim complex
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Which thing(s)?
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uncle Emily, mouth messiah @rainbowroadrash.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Tomorrow is National Day of Silence to commemorate LGBTQ+ voices that have been historically silenced. Tonight is the season finale of Yellowjackets and the season premiere of Hacks. How am I gonna freak out with my TV watching coworker tomorrow if I gotta be Silent!! Pretty homophobic if you ask me
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
a betrayal of the values the franchise has stood for
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
In the movie Psycho, Janet Leigh stands directly under the shower head and then turns the water on. That is why the movie is called Psycho, one assumes. I turned it off. Stupid.
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