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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks

@rachyall.bsky.social
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Shiny goth bohemian artist. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis (4.5). Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all. I identify as a fucking threat. But also she/they/y’all.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Normalize accidentally becoming entangled with a man you met online because you’ve wasted so much time talking to him that you can no longer casually ghost without at least finding out how big his dick is
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting catcalled by my girlfriends in the crosswalk is a thousand times better than any crumb of attention I have ever received from a FUCKING MAN.
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Sassy Strut and Hair Flip
ALT: Sassy Strut and Hair Flip
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point my dream 2028 ticket would be Mary Anne and Wanda.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is #CONTROLResonant ever going to be playable on Steam Deck or do I need to just get it on PS5?
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My new favorite genre of video is Taylor Swift reaction channels clearly knowing her new music is atrocious but having to pretend like they like it
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am literally just a massive exposed nerve of trauma and PTSD at this point.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Soccer game stress relief.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I now have two high school athletes. 😳
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Mike's Hard every hour @everymikeshard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike's Hard Bayonet
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We wanted to understand how the next generation mRNA shots might be used to treat cancer. So we talked to three trad wife influencers at a Sodalicious in Pleasant Grove.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t even begin to describe how delighted I am that so many people are hearing Dance Yrself Clean for the first time thanks to all the Shaky Knees posts.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good job today, #Worldle.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the 21st night of September. I’m so glad my husband didn’t ruin my favorite day of the year by turning up dead today after going missing for 10 hours overnight. I appreciate his consideration. This is why I never do storytimes. They’re all just massive trauma.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The abject terror of the last ten hours has taken at least 20 years off my life.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What would make an app suggest someone to me that it has never suggested to me before in several years of activity, thrice in one week? THRICE, I SAY.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is wild that I have had friends in this city for twenty years. And now they live closer to us in a beautiful home with so much room for activities. And they make very good margaritas.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Talking to ghosts again because I am, above all else, a creature of habit.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This afternoon I have baked a cake for my son’s birthday and am making lasagna from scratch using fresh basil from my chaos garden. I have been in survival mode for so long that I forgot how much I love baking and cooking.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#AI will never be better than me at doing that thing you like that you don’t really want anyone to know about. Checkmate.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A new contender has entered the arena.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I won’t read Dungeon Crawler Carl” is the new “I don’t watch Game of Thrones.”
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Mike's Hard every hour @everymikeshard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mike's Hard Mechanic
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, I’m doing things I enjoy again.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So we’re all in agreement that nobody is going to buy the folding iPhone, right?
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is why I don’t drink much and will never undergo anesthesia unless absolutely necessary.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ben Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O’Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like Anything thehardtimes.net/culture/ben-...
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Ben Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O’Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like Anything
LOS ANGELES — Political commentator Ben Shapiro admitted today that he doesn’t like the paintings of renowned artist Georgia O’Keeffe because her... Continue this tale
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Crafting for mental health.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not every feeling needs to become a decision.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Intuition spot on again.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Caturday
Cat sleeping in windowsill on a warm sunny afternoon.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now we know how deep the deep pocket theory goes.
A person speaking into a microphone with a serious expression. The image features a quote about Bin Laden and Chuck E. Cheese coins attributed to Sgt. Steven Michaels.A person speaking into a microphone, with a display of various action figures in the background. The image features a quote: "What keeps me up at night is thinking about what prizes he would have used those tokens on if we hadn't found him when we did." - Sgt. Steven Michaels. The quote is in yellow and white text on a red background.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BEN SHELTON!!!
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another night of free tennis?
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight 
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A thought that had previously paralyzed me with anxiety and panic, to the point of not being able to breathe, just popped up again and it didn’t even register. I just thought “well, what IF it happened?” and instead of thinking it would kill me I had no reaction whatsoever. I might be healed now.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ALL THE EQUIPMENT STILL WORKS AND THE CLOCK HAS BEEN RESET PRAISE BE
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We used to be so funny.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At the hospital today, something told me to check on the man who was our “neighbor” the week before the transplant. Looked him up this evening. He died earlier today. God damn it.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cocaine and hookers and guns are one thing, but crypto scams are another.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The sheer volume of unfuckable men in the world. It is staggering.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this good? #fantasyfootball
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. you are getting revenge on two guys and will need a grave for each
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who am I picking, American football watchers??
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Let’s dungeon crawl during soccer practice.
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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Andrew Scott saying “you’re just a hole for daddy” has fundamentally changed me as a person.
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/09/2026
The only reason that some people are demanding Mayor Mamdani skip the 9/11 ceremony is pure Islamophobia. Period.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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