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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 2h

The Trump admin announced a diesel supply agreement and sanctions relief for Russia. We're funding 2 sides of a war in Europe, while funding a totally different war that's ALSO thousands of miles away in the Middle East. All while ALSO trying to fund coups in Venezuela, Cuba, and wherever else. 🧵

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 6h

I hate rest days. HATE THEM. And today I took a workout rest day AND a hair wash rest day because hurricane. I feel absolutely disgusting.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t even follow T*lib Qw*li… 🤔

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 6h

Yes but just, like, in general all the time.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 7h

I still use a system of cryptic coded messages if I have to send my husband my card number or a SSN. Ain’t no WAY.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16h

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 14h

I swear that White House spiritual advisor nut job said Arasaka when she was speaking in tongues. COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY??? #Cyberpunk2077

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18h

Leftist Gob Bluth can still happen if people want it bad enough

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 15h

Oh no, I’m so sorry. My Oscar had a seizure and we took him to the vet and it turned out he had cancer. We were so desperate to save him that we did the chemo. He got 10 more days and we regretted it. I hope you get some good quality time for as long as she’s here. 💔

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 16h

Boutta get home with this coffee and play #Cyberpunk2077 all day idgaf

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

One time I was a little drunk at a concert and saw a guy wearing this shirt and for some reason I had to have it. Forgot about it. Cackled when I opened the package.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

People are lyke "CEOs get paid a lot by cause thei make the hard decisions" and the hard decisions are replacinge workeres wyth an error-prone plagiarism machyne.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It would be pretty if my basement wasn’t prone to flooding.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/12/2023

I think Tiktok should probably be illegal like shortform video has done irreparable damage to millions of people's brains

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey friends, it’s a great day to burp your house!

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“We wasn’t aware…” How can he get it right the first time AND THEN CORRECT HIMSELF TO SAY THE WRONG WORD?!?! #markwaynemullin #ICE

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

By the very people for whom I had the soft spot, no less!

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey y’all, can we all please just agree that nobody will watch any broadcast of a person getting FUCKING EXECUTED BY A FIRING SQUAD?

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have no issue with straight up using a designated men’s restroom. I just announce my arrival and assure anyone in there that I’ve seen a zillion dicks and will not be impressed by theirs. They find that off-putting and scuttle out pretty quickly. Without washing their hands.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can I pull off a Panam Palmer costume for Halloween yes or no #Cyberpunk2077

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’ve decided to put the bulk of my energy into being a hater.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"deez nuts" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey antinatalist tbh

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeeeaaah same. 😬 Even as a person with several very large and/or visible tattoos, I don’t really like face or neck/upper chest tattoos very much. The corpo in me screams UNEMPLOYABLE whenever I see anything that can’t be removed or covered by business clothing. Which is silly, I know.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That sort of lightning isn’t gonna strike twice. The Peggy Hill tattoo is just a sweetener in my book.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I bought a Squeeze Pop the other day for the nostalgia. When I opened it I remembered that the part where the candy goo comes out is shaped like a literal penis head and a lot of things about me started making sense.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I gotta be honest T-Dubs, I’m rolling the dice just to try out the tongue.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love it when musicians get emotional over a crowd singing their music back to them.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I know I’m just some stupid bitch with an English degree who can’t code, but at least I wouldn’t have you out there looking like a fucking idiot.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m just saying. I make everything better. My job is to make people look intelligent and I take it very seriously. But hey, go ahead and look stupid if that’s what you want!

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Aromantics would rather do cultural appropriation than go to therapy

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

To the woman who always hypes me up and tells me how good my butt and legs look when we pass each other on our morning walks: I would catch a body for you.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026

"Whatever conclusions reached by the commission of an octogenarian crank and two billionaires, they'll be handed off to Hegseth, who believes wars are won by whichever side can do the most pushups, and whose obsession with creating an all-white, all-male military is dragging DoD down by the day."

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“Project Meridian” is the stuff of satire

Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich, and Palmer Luckey walk into a bar ... and are given the keys to the DoD.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Toward the end of having CHF before his transplant, that is. That made it seem like he died. He’s very much alive. 😅

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can confirm. My husband constantly felt like he was drowning toward the end.

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Rach E. Double Hockey Sticks @rachyall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

See how my phone is on silent in this waiting room? Very mindful. Very demure. Notice how this other woman’s phone is at full volume. Not mindful. Not demure. Rude as fuck, in fact.

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