Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 08/06/2026Hitting a weird stage of life where today is the last time we'll have all 6 kids together before the Great Scattering splits us across the world. We won't be all together again until sometime in the summer 2028(!!) 😭😱 5413
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 01/06/2026Ahhh! Oldest daughter just got her LDS mission call—headed to Hanoi Vietnam for 18 months in September! 4261
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 08/05/2026And in weirdly unrelated news, our oldest just declared her major as Middle East Studies/Arabic *and* is finishing up her paperwork for an LDS mission starting in the fall 0231
Reposted by Rachel HeissGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/09/2025seems like—I know this sounds crazy, but let me just quickly throw it out there, on the remote chance there might be something to it—a pattern 1172751683
Reposted by Rachel HeissColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea 6392981655
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I am still upset that pietro maximoff was killed off in age of ultron 😔🙏 020
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 20/07/2025Oldest is 18 today! Some we now have an adult daughter?! Seems fake. 6571
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 17/07/2025forgot jenna coleman was very briefly in captain america 000
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 15/07/2025oh man @rachelheiss.bsky.social just made these cookies with browned butter, browned milk solids, and crushed pretzels to maximize maillard-iness and they're so good 5263
Reposted by Rachel HeissKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I hate when someone is trying to FaceTime me and I have to light my phone on fire. 314351
Reposted by Rachel HeissZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/07/2025America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America. 960581299815
Reposted by Rachel HeissRachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 21/05/2025🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus) 094
Reposted by Rachel HeissPop Base @popbase.tv · 30/05/2025Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums. 322430437
Reposted by Rachel Heissgiulia 🍂🎃🔮☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social · 20/05/2025my favourite activity 🤡 26316
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 21/05/2025🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus) 094
Reposted by Rachel HeissRachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde 031
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde 031
Reposted by Rachel HeissD*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement 772174764833
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 19/04/20252025 Easter Egg Smackdown was a success! 1202
Reposted by Rachel Heissthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/04/2025aslan is not an allegory for jesus. the narnia books could not be clearer. jesus is a shape-shifter and in narnia, he has turned into a talking lion, animorphs-style. what are you not getting about this. 1536856
Reposted by Rachel HeissJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/03/2025once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this 471883244
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 04/03/2025heck yeah homemade king cakes by @rachelheiss.bsky.social 5424
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 16/02/2025It's wild that we're at the stage of life with a kid in college—and she's been (in)directly connected to BYU for her whole life, so it's exciting she's headed there now! 1201
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 15/02/2025Woohoo, oldest was just accepted to her top college choice: BYU Provo! 2621
Reposted by Rachel HeissKat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025“there’s another dj setting up in the middle of the street” [incredibly tired] “we got a new dj” 101608176
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Finally (!) finished crocheting this sweater for my little sister 2110
Reposted by Rachel HeissDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike 87155194584
Reposted by Rachel HeissMarc Olivier @dullboy237.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Night 3 of the annual LOTR watch. If you don’t already know about the Harvey Weinstein orc, now you know www.theguardian.com/film/2021/oc...theguardian.comLord of the Rings orc was modeled after Harvey Weinstein, Elijah Wood revealsThe actor says the Weinstein orc was intended as a message to the domineering sexual predator producer 4375
Reposted by Rachel Heisssky ୨୧ heard holy ground @thsweetestcon.swifties.social · 06/01/2025in 2025 we stop pretending the world ends when songs become ‘tiktokified’ (not a real word btw go outside). like uh oh you like the song that everybody else likes by the singer that everybody else likes, god forbid youre just like everyone else. 4295
Reposted by Rachel HeissSasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I made a gingerbread panopticon 384258234501
Reposted by Rachel HeissJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..." 211155153973
Reposted by Rachel HeissRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/11/2024Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom 339197001330
Reposted by Rachel HeissRachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024*sabrina carpenter voice* last week you didn’t have any doubts, this week you’re holding space for [the lyrics of defying gravity] 131
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024*sabrina carpenter voice* last week you didn’t have any doubts, this week you’re holding space for [the lyrics of defying gravity] 131
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 02/12/2024k, *Man on the Inside* (new Michael Schur show on Netflix with Ted Danson and Stephanie Beatriz and other Schuriverse alums) is delightful 5461
Reposted by Rachel HeissAndrew Heiss @andrew.heiss.phd · 01/12/2024I’ve had bad luck with Honeycrisps for the past few years and thought maybe I was just doing something wrong, but it’s not just me! Honeycrisp apples have been getting Red Delicious-ified!seriouseats.comHow Honeycrisp Apples Went From Marvel to MediocreAn investigation into the Honeycrisp apple and how a complex string of events led to a decline in the quality of a beloved apple variety. 46445125
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Realized recently that louboutin isn’t just people saying louis vuitton fast :( 0140
Reposted by Rachel HeissZy. 🪐 ⁴⁴⁵⁵ @falsegoderos.swifties.social · 20/11/2024you left your typewriter in my apartment, straight from the tortured poets department 7533149
Reposted by Rachel HeissJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/11/2024BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte... CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here 507158957
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Just caught up on dracula daily and idk what I’m going to do now that’s it’s over tbh 000
Rachel Heiss @rachelheiss.bsky.social · 12/11/2024This is HARD Taylordle 335: 6/8 🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.Taylordle.xyztaylordle.xyzTaylordle - Wordle for Taylor Swift!The ultimate Wordle challenge for Taylor Swift fans to prove your Swiftie prowess! Unravel Taylor's discography as you guess songs, album clues, and share with friends! 000
