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rachel clark

@rachelclark.co
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dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 19/09/2026
are you all having fun? i’m having fun
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 19/09/2026
#bhafc
a seagull with its mouth open in front of a blue sky
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 19/09/2026
könig pascal groß
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hizzonor
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 18/09/2026
god i would love to be watching this game at ivy & coney
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 18/09/2026
go bills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 13/09/2026
Josh Allen Josh Allenning.
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 13/09/2026
go for six, lads, why not #bhafc
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 13/09/2026
going to watch that goal ten billion times, absolute scenes
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 05/09/2026
finally got got on a transfer at l’enfant and looked up fedRAMP and wikipedia just says “The US government describes FedRAMP as FISMA for the cloud”????
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 30/08/2026
didn’t think i’d live to see joão pedro score for brighton again but here we are
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 30/08/2026
gonna be a shame when apple does this too and i have to start carrying around a pocket atlas or whatever
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 30/08/2026
anyone can be petty
iOS confirming i want to delete google maps
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 26/08/2026
sleve mcdichael mentioned in jeopardy masters!!!
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 23/08/2026
football is BACK baby
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 18/08/2026
girlbossed so hard i became a regular at the smoothie king across the street from my office
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 01/08/2026
[minor key]
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 01/08/2026
of all the chelsea & hove albion fuckery of recent years, this one hurts
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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is like watching every other F1 driver stand beside George Russell.
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 12/07/2026
was just sitting at the bar trying to figure out how to get some of those hair ties sent to my home
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 08/07/2026
netflix said “we heard you want a lobotomy”
Netflix push notification:
Your top reality title awaits
Dated and Related was picked just for you
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 07/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
clorox cocktail
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Sean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Kool Aid man busts through a wall. 

PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 05/07/2026
race control:
scene from 30 rock:
[crowd booing]
tracy: YOUR BOOS ARE NOT SCARING ME. scene from 30 rock:
tracy: I KNOW MOST OF YOU ARE NOT GHOSTS.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
‘without further ado, three hours of fireworks’ from 30 rock
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 05/07/2026
absolute cinema at silverstone
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 05/07/2026
customer testimonial for loop earplugs: woke up on capitol hill this morning and asked if the fireworks ended up happening
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/07/2026
diego gomez being diego gomez
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/07/2026
as a lifelong cabo verde fan as of 18 days ago, what a wild wild run
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Whitney McIntosh @whitneymcintosh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
that guy? Travis Kelce
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/07/2026
holy shit lmfao
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/07/2026
touché
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/07/2026
what denomination of escudo do we think they’re going to put vozinha’s face on
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
GO CAPE VARDE AND THE RULE OF LAW
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/07/2026
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 30/06/2026
verbruggen and van hecke side by side for the anthem 🥹🥹
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 30/06/2026
cannot wait to see diego gomez put up four goals against france or whatever
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 28/06/2026
dc is such a special place
a gray honda civic with maryland plates and a blue bumper sticker with a northrop grumman logo reading “actually, i am a rocket scientist” in mostly blue text, with “i rock” in white
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 27/06/2026
making it 2006 again through science or magic (queuing shimmy shimmy quarter turn by hellogoodbye on the touchtunes at the bar)
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 27/06/2026
as a lifelong cabo verde fan i could not be more thrilled
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 25/06/2026
personally really enjoying “is it a flyover or am i about to get vaporized” szn here on k street
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⚔️ Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
trying to imagine being a Spain fan, buying thousand dollar cheap seats, flying to Atlanta, and watching my team come to a 0-0 draw with Cape Verde
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 15/06/2026
i love an underdog and i love to watch marc cucurella look big fuckin mad on television and i am now a lifelong cabo verde fan
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lil jon at warped tour:
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 13/06/2026
the people of this berlin sports bar* were hooting and hollering for the tv shot of zohran and kathy hochul *our table of SUNY graduates in town for a wedding
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casey morell @caseym.org · 11/06/2026
major props to this bar in hamburg for, immediately upon the end of the world cup match, turning the sound off the TV and putting on fleetwood mac
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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 11/06/2026
our hotel in hamburg is celebrating the world cup by handing out bud heavies 🦅
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society.
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