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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 08/07/2026

netflix said “we heard you want a lobotomy”

Netflix push notification:
Your top reality title awaits
Dated and Related was picked just for you

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 28/06/2026

dc is such a special place

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 11/06/2026

our hotel in hamburg is celebrating the world cup by handing out bud heavies 🦅

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 01/04/2026

goodbye, streetcar you deserved so much better from dc policymakers

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 27/03/2026

happy 50th birthday to metro from me and my metro 40th birthday smartrip card 💗

a brown felt “metro 50 years” pennant and a black “40 years of service” smartrip card, held aloft with metro center’s concrete ceiling and red line platform (and train) in the background

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 25/02/2026

love to quadbox the state of the union to speedrun a descent into psychosis

youtube tv’s suggested package of nbc news, abc news, cnn, and fox news, all showing arrivals to the state of the union

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 25/01/2026

she screams and screams to be let into the backyard, then is gravely disappointed by what she finds

tabby cat looks angrily at a screen door cracked open to show snow and freezing rain accumulating on the deck

tabby cat turns forlornly away from the blast of cold air coming through the open door and the snowy deck outside

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 22/01/2026

on the one hand, i haven’t run in months (rip) on the other hand, after this one i’ll never have to enter the lottery again

screenshot of an email:

Dear Rachel:
Congratulations! You have been chosen in the lottery and are officially registered for the Credit Union Cherry Blossom 10 Mile on Sunday, April 12, 2026.

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 06/01/2026

whenever i get a newsletter from my elementary school i think that surely this will be the year they’ve changed the name of their top donor tier and yet

a donation solicitation envelope inviting me to become a member of Heaven’s Gate by donating $5,000+ to a catholic school in central new york

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 03/12/2025

2/2 on this trip for this premium-economy professional with business-class expectations: i’ll take it

american airlines push notification just before boarding alerting me that my seat has changed to 1F

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 22/11/2025

doordash has made some potentially apt inferences w/r/t my searches for late(?) night taco bell delivery options

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 23/09/2025

chuck schumer is that you

a reddit post in r/solotravel with the title “Girlfriend or world trip? Stuck between love and my dream”

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 23/09/2025

unbelievably thrilled that john oliver did a segment finally explaining what the fuck i was watching in my hotel in milan last month while dissociating after rolling up at midnight with my luggage still in madrid

bernd the depressed german bread in space

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 14/09/2025

fascinating action in baltimore today

sunday ticket quad box with nfl red zone, bears/lions, bills/jets, and what is allegedly browns/ravens with a visual of a bullriding event

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 10/09/2025

the only current event i am currently aware of is the release of the third and final downton abbey motion picture at alamo drafthouse

the poster c. 2015 standing in front of highclere castle

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 22/08/2025

today in content warnings from our friend mark zuckerberg and the folks at meta

my friend’s instagram story, obscured by a “sensitive content” warning that “this photo may contain graphic or violent content”

my friend’s instagram story, which turned out to have a cute hand-drawn graphic saying “immigrants make the country great”, accented by strawberry plants, on a pastel green background

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 14/08/2025

“would you like a beetroot amuse bouche?” you’re goddamn right i would

i redeemed points to fly first on british airways and thus my inflight dining comes with a white tablecloth, real silverware, high-end porcelain, and a glass of delicious white burgundy in a dartington crystal glass. it’s all situated in front of the in-flight map on the IFE screen because that is the most interesting thing about flying

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 13/08/2025

love to try to check into my british airways flight, be asked to provide my address in the US, and be provided with a dropdown list of states that does not include the district of columbia did retrocession happen in the last three and a half weeks

a mobile browser dropdown list of states skipping from delaware to florida

a mobile browser dropdown list of states skipping from washington to west virginia

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 02/08/2025

learning that the time it took from the beginning of construction until the duomo in milan reached its full size is roughly equivalent to the entire existence of the united states of america is breaking my brain

milan cathedral with a blue sky behind it

a timeline of the construction of milan cathedral, noting that construction began in 1386 and the cathedral “reached its definitive size” in 1630

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 28/07/2025

joe biden’s influence………….

a restaurant in lisbon with a white washing reading “The Folks” in black lettering above a charming blue and white tiled wall

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 27/07/2025

realizing as the train pulls out of lagos that our three days here have been possibly the only ones in the last ten months that i haven’t sneezed(??) hoping i can find a pcp who will diagnose me as a sickly victorian and prescribe generous doses of medically-required algarvian sea air

a channel lined with sailboats floating in deep blue water with a blue sky in the background

a natural wood boardwalk built over sand dunes with a sliver of the blue ocean and a bright blue sky in the background

two bottles of super bock cheersing with the beach in the background

an esplanade with cobblestones forming an intricate mosaic, with a small boat heading toward the ocean via a channel on the left and a line of palm trees (and booths hawking boat tours) on the right

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 25/07/2025

officially at the stage of Vacation when i’ve forgotten what day it is (and almost missed a boat tour as a result) 📍lagos, algarve

a view from above the ponte da piedade, showing a nearly cloudless blue sky and bright blue-green water with jagged rock formations emerging from it

a view from a grotto near the ponte da piedade, showing a rock archway leading into a sunny cove with more rock formations and a blue sky in the background

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 19/07/2025

nothing beats a royal air maroc holiday! right now you can upgrade for just $9,499,996 per person!! that’s $18,999,992 for a family of 2!!!

Dear RACHEL CLARK,
Please note that you can upgrade your ticket online for your flight AT219 of 19/07/2025 for 949,9996 USD.
You can buy the online Upgrade to Business Class starting 24 hours before your flight departure time.

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 06/07/2025

top tier in-flight entertainment this morning

two IFE units showing the 2025 british grand prix

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 28/06/2025

love that aipac is advertising to my cat on instagram

a promoted reel about trump and iran is delivered to an instagram account for my cat

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 27/06/2025

the grind never stops 😤💪

lily the cat flops on her side on a black office chair in front of a wooden desk with a legal pad, laptop, and monitor on top

the same cat in the same office, still on her side, has turned her face toward the camera and is staring into the middle distance

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 17/06/2025

finally, an exercise that’s relevant to real life

a screenshot of a duolingo translation exercise of the finnish for “she is trying to get up, but the cat is really heavy”

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 10/06/2025

thrilled that the millions of throwaway 30 rock bits occupying ~40% of my retrievable memory finally pulled their weight in learnedleague yesterday #LL105

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 16/05/2025

all-time great disambiguation

the wikipedia page for miriana conte’s “serving” helpfully clarifies that “‘Serving Kant’ redirects here and is not to be confused with Serving cunt.”

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 29/04/2025

for a platform whose vibes have always been radioactive, it's remarkable how dire it's getting over on linkedin

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 27/04/2025

most ridiculous late comeback i’ve seen since baleba’s 90+2’ goal yesterday

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 21/04/2025

the ads are not remotely okay today

a display ad on washingtonian.com, atop a column promoting the most popular stories in news & politics, attempts to sell a green t-shirt with white block text reading "MY WIFE BEATS ME", along with three other options, one of which reads "I'M JUST HERE TO EMBARRASS MY WIFE" and two appear to be AI-generated and only partly legible

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 16/04/2025

fun to open the money apps these days and try to guess what fresh hell has just made the line go down

screenshot from robinhood shows a precipitous drop in share price for the big three US airlines

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 06/04/2025

stark local news contrast: the top story for the somehow-still-existent paper in my hometown is that 200 people showed up to demonstrate in the rain yesterday in a county that went for trump by 24 points

screenshot from oswego county news now with a photograph of protesters in the rain, including a woman telling off counter protesters holding a trump flag, above the headline “Indivisible's Oswego chapter takes part in national 'Hands Off!' rally”

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 04/03/2025

instagram ads said “we heard you say you want a handful of xanax”

an instagram story ad for a company called dosey says that “Pills are part of the journey, not the definition” overlaid on a photo of a luxury pill case and a glass of champagne in what seems to be a business or first class airline seat

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rachel clark @rachelclark.co · 01/03/2025

i hear it’s time to break out this bad boy again

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