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The Onion @theonion.com · 16h

For sickos, by sickos. store.theonion.com/products/c2e2-on…

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 18h

I've been shitting my guts out today and negative one points for this small town, there are no ramen places

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Heathah Feathah @nkcovergrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was going through my camera roll and found this from 2023. Unfortunately I don’t know who made it. Anyone know? So cute!

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green when women spoke, when similar numbers of both attended. Day 1 results.... #WomensArt

Photo of uneven knitting with much larger amounts of red yarn than green

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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We have one more surprise for you before Season 3…a new short, this Saturday October 3rd! Stay tuned 👑🦴

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Listen me and my friend started watching resident alien expecting nothing and instead ended up watching one of the most charming shows possible

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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 25/09/2026

“Story after story has emerged where senior civil servants or politicians, who are meant to hold Palantir to account, have instead held alarmingly cozy relationships with the company.” www.wired.com/story/the-uk-governme…

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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard

young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

POV: You've just very loudly and confidently said something that's not true about a historic site.

Jay looks through a hole in a ruin. He has a disgusted look on his face.

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That thug sabotaging rescue efforts, racist riots, flags on lampposts, pink ladies wanting to burn down hotels, doxxing charity workers, ICE-style deportation plans, threats to scrap the Equality Act and leave the ECHR… “legitimate concerns” No. A tornado of hate and prejudice set off by Farage.

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love coming across someone's super niche thread on bsky. Like I have no skin in the game, I don't know the area nor do I cycle but hell YEAH I'm gonna read a 38 post thread analysing and critiquing this new cycle path

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

from each according to his ability

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Timothy 🍂🔍 @artemisandamber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Toady boy 🐸

Photo of a keyring made of a wood slice and beads, held in front of plants. On the wood slice is a painting of a green squat toad with a dark blue-green, near black, background

Another photo of the same keyring as before but laid out on a wooden board. The details of the colour variation of the toad are more visable

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i think it should be illegal for streaming companies to undercut and end the cable model only to then pull a bait and switch to make us pay $18.99/month for one channel

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 21/09/2026

The United Kingdom is awash with an epidemic of medical professionals who don't want to do their fucking jobs

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Biblically Accurate VLC Instance

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anneiled/dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Also this masterpiece

Izzy in a suit made of barrels saying Bonnet what the fock is a row-bot

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Fuenn @fuennsart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The matching Vincent piece to the Alastor one is done now too. . . . #vincentwhittman #vox #murdermedia #humanvox

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay for more of this weird omegaverse au where you gotta introduce your omegas PROPERLY edward--

“Captain Blackbeard, Sir,” comes Fang’s respectful voice from the doorway. Ed ignores him, watching the smoke from his pipe drift to the ceiling, finding its way between any tiny gaps in the planks. He's been turning over the Izzy and Stede situation in his mind for ages, ever since Izzy let out a frustrated scream from the back of his throat and stormed out.

Fang clears his throat and tries again. “Sir, I just wanted to ask something about the… the omega situation.”

That has Ed bolting upright, nearly dropping his pipe from where it's loosely gripped in his hand, spilling smouldering tobacco ashes onto the rug. “Shit! Dickfuck! No!” He stomps a few times, exhaling thankfully as only a small singe mark appears from under his boots. “Okay, yeah, fuck, Fang, go ahead.”

Ed grabs the tobacco pouch from a side table, eyes mostly set on Fang, but man, now he has to pack his pipe again.

“So, uh, they never really got introduced properly, y’know, Sir? Not properly like you gotta do with omegas, so they're at each other's throats all the time! And it's stressing the crew out-”

Ed frowns, compressing the bowl of his pipe just right. He can feel the wrinkles appearing as he thinks. “Never had to do anything like that with Izzy before, mate, and we've had at least a few omegas on crew before. I think. You remember, right?” He sneaks a peek up at Fang, who's fretting, wringing his hands together, clear anxiety on his face. He looks like a charmingly anxious bear, like the ones they sometimes spy on beaches further North.

“With them it was clear Izzy was in charge though, but with Captain Bonnet, they're about on par-”

Snorting, Ed looks Fang directly in the eye, fumbling his matches in his hands. “Izzy should know better than anyone that Captain Bonnet-”

Fang grimaces. Ed stills, patient enough to let Fang hang himself on the rope he's giving him. “Ah, but, uhm, Captain Bonnet isn't the most… competent of sailors? Izzy sees you as the one and only? He doesn't, uhm, trust Captain Bonnet to lead?”

Yeah. That sounds about right. If only to relieve Fang’s stress, Ed melts back into his chair, finally getting the pipe lit again. Thick clouds of tobacco fill his mouth and lungs, a nice frisson of blankness from the warmth and intensity settling over him momentarily. Just enough to reset his mind a little.

“Yeah,” he says, eyes going back to the ceiling. “That sounds about right. Y’got any tips on how to properly get them less-” Ed pauses to gesture helplessly. “Y’know. Get them to get on better?”

Fang exhales and approaches Ed’s chair, pausing just outside of lunging range, the other side of a low table. Smart man. “Well, it's a little like introducing new ships cats to each other, if they don't get on you gotta start all over again.”

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay I wrote like 2k words but as soon as I get to a soft fluffy GB sex scene where everything is (mostly) good and sweet and Stede gets lots of orgasms my brain goes ctrl+F4 and says "nah fuck this"

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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CrowsAce @crowsace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Important message from the princess of hell~ #charliemorningstar #hazbinhotel

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chalkkoi @chalkkoi.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

ruminating over them #griddlehark #thelockedtomb

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Smalls | flame con g11 @smallandsundry.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

when will the locked tomb return to me #griddlehark

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It's genuinely hard to explain how much this post fundementally altered the course of my life when I saw it last year

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have moved from obesity class III to obesity class II so like. I'm getting somewhere

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Tiny 🐛 @ttcaterpillar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Stolas deserves to dance the night away 🩵💕 something I doodled after the new trailer 🫶 #helluvaboss #Stolas

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Love sending my sister a message saying "hey I'm not coping right now" and her going "oh noooo ); do you like my new helix hoop?"

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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

> 15 years of witnessing arguments re: problematic stuff since tumblr > internet circles smoothen out, we generally settle on "censorships a bitch, leave people alone" now that we're all 30 > new people cycle in > now 19 y/os comment "non-human genitals on a furry? thats zoophilia 💀" on friends' art

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Time to return to the locked tomb AUs where Gideon is a prince and meets harrow at a ball and it's all cute and romantic and not a single deadly thing in sight

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So anyway.... Steddyhands snuggling together in bed. They're kissing. Izzy has his little spectacles on and is doing the crossword. Ed is playing a dumb tower defence game on his phone. Stede is reading a book and waiting for Izzy to finish so he can do the cryptic crossword while Izzy falls asleep

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's mosquito season in my garden and I opened the door so the round cat can spend a lil time out there and now all I can hear is mosquitos

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My friend is fucking drowning and I feel useless because all I can offer is platitudes. They deserve better but idk how to actually help- they want to get into training but it's a niche area and the only people I know are London based

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Survives somehow

drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"

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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MY TIT MADE IT ONTO THE BEEB INSTA

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Commiserations to Andy Burnham on the passing of his father. Meanwhile, r*cists are raising more money to rehouse a multiple convicted criminals mother than the PM has currently raised for a reputable charity after taking part in the Great North Run" via The UK Against Hate

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Asylum seekers are not illegal – people have a right [under international law] to seek shelter" via Truth Against Hate

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem

'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
dailym.ai/1zAZr2i

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Who Targets Me @whotargets.me · 11/09/2026

This chart does a decent job of showing how Reform has dominated online political advertising in the UK in recent weeks. 75% of all spending, 5x anyone else. One way or another, the story is all about their money.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/09/2026

Yaaaaayy! *googles* Wait, nooooo

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet week! We only adopt cats that are "less adoptable" due to FIV and I've known countless amazing cats at the shelter that were overlooked for too long due to age, medical issues, or behavioral challenges. Please consider the "less adoptables" if you can!

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