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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨

@darkdancer72.bsky.social
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She/Her/They/Them, DarkDancer72 on AO3. Former archaeologist, full time carer, mostly knackered. Resident of Izzy Canyon (UK) Banner pic by @neopessimist.bsky.social

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Mandy Patrish @mandypatrish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'Lord, what fools these mortals be!' MND #ShakespeareSunday The comedies
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Alt: Two men holding drinks are trying to look cool. One tries to lean on the bar but it's not there. Text reads "I think we're on a winner here Trig alright play it nice and cool son nice and cool know what I mean" David Jason and Roger Lloyd Pack in a classic scene from the TV series 'Only Fools and Horses'
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S CANON!!! incredibly thrilled with this commission from @imrights.bsky.social based on inspo from @adorkastock.com! 😍😂 #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Chibi drawing by imrights.bsky.social of Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, and Izzy Hands from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. Based on the quoted reference photo from adorkastock.com. Ed—wearing platform heels, fishnet tights, and booty shorts—is dangling a life size (teensy) nude Izzy just out of Stede's reach and it's everything I've ever wanted.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @imrights.bsky.social for turning my photo into this sweet piece of art! 🥰 ko-fi.com/rights/commi...
Chibi-style drawing by @imrights of Izzy wearing a black dress and holding "hands" with a purple krakenbaby, with a heart over the little kraklet's head.
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Izzy Hands if he was a fat bear
Screenshot of an Instagram post by tsu_namee with a photo of a bear fishing in a river and the text “151 Walker is about ten years older than Bucky. He's a short king, beautiful, and just big enough that he can smell the top of the hierarchy and crave it. Unfortunately, he's not quite tall enough to reach it. He's been stuck in middle management almost his whole adult life.
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know you want some Rights art! Izzy Wintour.
Izzy as Anna Wintour, strutting in giant sunglasses and a red trench coat. Stede is lookin on from a distance question marks above his head and slightly aggravated.
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Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got a sexy & wounded Ian Malcolm from @imrights.bsky.social! You should get something too! #jeffgoldblum #jurassicpark #ianmalcolm
Chibi sexy & wounded Ian Malcolm Sexy & wounded Ian Malcolm
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh look at these adorable boys! Thank you Rights 🤩 #sprizzy
A chibi Lucius Spriggs and Izzy Hands standing facing each other. Lucius has his arms folded and looks grumpy. Izzy is holding a cigarette and blowing smoke towards Lucius.
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NDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are considering getting one of these, do it!!! Look how stinking cute they are!!!!
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Stands @stands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Join Rhys Darby live for a Flight of the Conchords rewatch party and spend the morning with the man behind Murray Hewitt. Watch along, hear the stories, ask Rhys your questions and enjoy the whole thing from home with @charliecapen.bsky.social Oct 18 • 8am PT / 11am ET shopstands.com
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Lyra @8bitblackmage.co.uk · 24/09/2026
"NHS Impose requirement to live in your desired neurotype for 2 years before being able to seek treatment"
Screenshot of Guardian Article headline reading: "NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and Autism assessments"
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎉 Chuseok Special! $5 Chibi Requests! 🎉 **Today only!** I’m taking requests over on Ko-fi~ Reference images are **required!** 📸 ko-fi.com/c/5b41871a1b
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Chuseok Special
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Titch ♠️ @titch-91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is day 448 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show... @alexhorne.bsky.social 👀
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you everyone for your happy birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies. I feel truly blessed. Sending virtual hugs to you all full of joy and happiness. Keep smiling ❤️❤️
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m putting together a 2027 OFMD New Year’s merch bundle! 🎉
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Titch ♠️ @titch-91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is day 444 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show... @alexhorne.bsky.social 👀
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
5cm izzy doll + izzy magnet badge+ ed badge $39 each seperate shipping fee let me know if you want them give little izzy a new home☺️
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
commission new type opened! ko-fi.com/c/54912f0a10
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need y’all to understand that the AI guys are rationalists and that is a literal fringe cult that is being brought into the mainstream because they’re in positions of power. It’s based on thought experiments by a middle school dropout, NOT science.
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Anisa (and Onil) @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The moon. — Onil
Onil facung the crescent moon during dusk
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@amuseoffyre.bsky.social FIVE POINTS ON TASKMASTER YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH #OFMD
A Fang Muppet made by Fyre
WINNING 5 POINTS ON TASKMASTER A Fang Muppet made by Fyre
WINNING 5 POINTS ON TASKMASTER
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v. apricot @weirdlittleapricot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some of the characters at a pajama party
Con O'Neill characters at a pajama party: Roman McKeller is the host, Izzy and Tom are hanging out by themself, Jim is here for cheese, Cliff and Val are trying to do spookier games while Terry and Joe Brierley play normal games, Angel gets stuck on roof, Nick wears normal clothes, Neil falls asleep first, Mickey does shadow puppets, Joe Meek brought a ouija board, Massey & Bryukhanov leave early and Fidel gets summoned through the ouija board
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“I lived, twat!”
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Caitlin @sailorplutoid.northsky.social · 07/09/2026
The direct link, cause I was looking for it too www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUa2...
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THE LOVERS
YouTube video by Studio Heartbreak
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Ivy @ivybonlassie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How to donate to RNLI rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Titch ♠️ @titch-91.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is day 431 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show... @alexhorne.bsky.social 👀
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Violet Smith @violetsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ladies and gentlefriends: a babygirl
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Izzy went to a medieval fair today and was delighted to discover the portions of hog roast and apple sauce were the same size as him.
[Food] Photograph taken looking down at my lap where I sit on a colourful picnic blanket. There is a white carton full of roast pork, stuffing, and apple sauce. Izzy doll stares into the middle distance, wondering how he's expected to eat the whole thing.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Izzy enjoyed a day out at Beamish Living History museum yesterday. He particularly admired the magnificent cocks! Izzy by @imrights.bsky.social and his Calico Jack’s t-shirt by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social
A small Izzy Hands doll by Rights, looking at two very fancy cockerels in a field.A small Izzy Hands doll by Rights, looking into the camera. He’s wearing one of  DisasterShipBlonde’s Calico Jack’s Tattoo Shack tv shirts and a red studded collar. Behind him in the field are a couple of cockerels (blurred, as Izzy is in focus)
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🔭🦡 Watching Badgers. Britain's far right Reform party leader has been caught on camera flouting rules on international donors. Izzy would like to air his opinions.
Fake iphone message template:

- When's he falling on his sword, then?
- I beg your pardon?
- Farage caught on camera breaking the law on international party donations. While the little twat's already being investigated for doing just that, and going 'oh no, not me, bluhbluhbluh'. Can't you corner him in the Commons toilet and put the frighteners on him?
- Ungentlemanly conduct.
- That's putting it fucking mildly. Foreign interference!
- No, the toilet suggestion.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way
Screenshot from the article in the quoted post, saying "Piff and his colleagues found that upper-class drivers were more likely to cut other cars off at junctions and ignore pedestrians at crossings. Wealthier people also appeared more willing to lie at work. In one experiment, volunteers were left alone with a jar of sweets ostensibly meant for children. When the researchers returned, upper-class people had snaffled nearly twice as many candies as lower-class people.

“The general pattern seems to be that with wealth and rising power, you become less engaged with the needs of others and less burdened by the needs of social relationships,” Piff said. “Taking candy from children might be the least of our worries but it’s emblematic of the tendency to prioritise one’s own needs over those of others.”
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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Excited to be presenting at the Creative Arts Emmys with bestie Karolina Wydra and cheer everyone on, especially our amazing #Pluribus family nominees!❤️ Thank you Television Academy ✨ #appletv #sonypicturestv #emmys
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Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy #DickfuckDay!
A sketchy drawing of Izzy handsA sketchy drawing of Edward Teach
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another year, another dickfuck day 🏴‍☠️💜
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Izzy hands: It's September 1st, boss.Ed: What's that, mate?
Izzy: It's September the 1st.Edward Teach: Dickfuck, no, it's not.

OFMD S1
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Far and away the best part of the trip was getting to meet so many friends (and their celebrity dolls)! Thank you so much to @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social for facilitating this amazing gathering and giving me a great excuse to travel. Love to all who were there! 🖤 🧵10/10 #dollposting
A variety of Izzy dolls on a cushion, including dolls by @imrights, @babirousa, @disabledpirate, and custom creations! There is a rainbow in front of them.Celebrity doll encounter! @fuckyeahizzyhands's custom Izzy doll plus my Izzy doll by @imrights. Both are wearing their canon outfits. Another celebrity doll meeting! Two @imrights Izzy dolls belonging to @disastershipblonde and myself, plus @disastershipblonde's handmade Izzy doll, a lovely grumpy fellow with a sword.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now that my body has recovered from a whirlwind week, time to share some of Izzy doll's vacation photos! Ahem. He is informing me that they are *holiday* photos. Well, he's the boss. He did some sightseeing... 🧵1/? #dollposting
Izzy doll by @imrights looking at the Westminster clock tower. Big Ben heyoooooooIzzy doll by @imrights wearing his canon outfit by @spacecadetglowao3, standing in front of a red telephone booth covered in graffiti and stickers.
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trees (spooky 🍂🪾👻🪾🦉) @treesofgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Edward Teach and Izzy Hands from OFMD, back when the show was good
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H ✨ @rueforyou.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
✨ Our Flag Means Death fandom event interest check ✨ I’ve had an idea for an event that’s a little bit doll posting, a little bit pirate pen pals, and a little bit Cottingley Fairies. Intrigued? Read on!
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Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
For the 50th Anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I commissioned @sensationseekng.bsky.social to do Ned Low as Dr. Frank N Furter.
Ned Low as Dr. Frank-n-Furter
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.
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Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think everyone should do a corset, fishnets, and heels at least once.
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you @imrights.bsky.social these are stunning and adorable! I asked Rights for Frank-N-Izzy in honour of the great Tim Curry and look…
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP
Tim in costume as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MAIL DELIVERY!!! Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social. thank you to @darkdancer72.bsky.social for getting them here Lego stickers by @ndkiwi.bsky.social LOOK AT HOW CUTE
Tiny Ed, Izzy and Stede dolls Ofmd characters as Legos.

Stede, Izzy, Wee John, Jim, Jackie, Lucius and Pete
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was the OG Hornigold.
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I Want To Kill The Unicorn
ALT: I Want To Kill The Unicorn
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is the grim reaper fucking drunk or what
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