Reposted by dr joseph buttsSlippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 03/10/2026I love that I decided to live. I love that I decided to live. #SaturdayPoem 1304
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026still not over my friend saying "please don't be offended but in this part of your movie you kind of remind me of James Gandolfini" like are u kidding me i'm gonna want that in writing so i can frame it 😍 020
Reposted by dr joseph buttsao3 tags 🔞 @ao3gonewrong.bsky.social · 12/09/2025if your rivalry lasts longer than a year you are gay etc. 0238
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 020
Reposted by dr joseph buttsGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Arya Stark should have taken Ed Sheeran out when she had the chance. 843048
Reposted by dr joseph buttsmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142235646
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ben shelton sweet baby u can do this please do not let that man win 010
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026watching the athletics ultimate championships and one of the high jumpers is featured saying "i jump with a joy that can only come from God" and they've edited it to be like, wow, how inspirational, could you fucking imagine them doing that with a muslim athlete 011
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026have started doing a party game called pit sommelier, where a blindfolded person sniffs someone’s armpit and then has to describe the notes they’re getting (mine were described as smelling of rotting leaves) before guessing who the pit belongs to. highly recommend!! 020
Reposted by dr joseph buttschira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 20/03/2026basically: the creator's word of their own work can be disagreed or criticized, their view of their own art is not definitive canon on the impact it has on culture. It's a mode of critical analysis, it's not a get out jail free card for your guilt in engaging with a creator's work as a political act 116933
Reposted by dr joseph buttsKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time 121895586
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026am half watching kinoshita cup and every time i look up some man is absolutely stacking it 011
Reposted by dr joseph buttsMarlon Rando @marlonrando.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a true joy is to see a friend becoming insane about a work of art or entertainment I know nothing about and then getting them to explain it to me while in the throes of obsession. please give me the unhinged diatribe. it is a delight every time 1235
Reposted by dr joseph buttsRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Tapping the sign 51018189
Reposted by dr joseph buttsVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071701854
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026over 3 hours in and we have our first mention of captain ahab lol 100
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i'm hanging out with my friend's cat and every time he rubs his head on me i go "hi babyyyy" i wonder if he thinks that's my purr 110
Reposted by dr joseph buttssickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In these increasingly "family friendly" times, it's important to be a pornographer 112334
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026now that Ted has got Mark with him on the junior grand prix broadcasts I don't understand why he is still announcing the names of the skaters when he clearly really struggles with it? just let Mark do it! 010
Reposted by dr joseph buttsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026please give yourself the gift this spooky season of the “Dracula” audiobook where Tim Curry is Van Helsing and Alan Cumming is Renfield, it’s everything you could ever want from “Dracula” and it’s a sleeper hit on my Personal Tim Curry Faves roster 201466317
Reposted by dr joseph buttsMalice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhroyoutu.beDolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic NailsYouTube video by Happy Mag 172130587
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i've made three shows about basically the same thing (weird slimy trans crip figure skating) and i really want to name the newest one 'zayak rules' but i think it's too niche of a joke 😭 020
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026was at a welding workshop yesterday (!!!) where a couple of gen z gays who otherwise knew nothing about figure skating were making fun of ilia for skating to his own bad spoken word by proclaiming instructions about welding like "you are something.... but not nothing.... metal.... has a memory" 091
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026someone got mad at me when I said that if a word is used in samuel pepys' diaries that is considered evidence that that word was used at that time at least once (they insisted it wasn't and that no one in academia cites primary sources because they're not considered legitimate???) 010
Reposted by dr joseph butts#ficwip @ficwip.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it's that time of year again! 317021065
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the woman who lasers my back hair told me she was proud of me for transitioning today 😭 030
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i wasn't allowed to have one but my cousin had a SNES, we played super mario bros and a weird game called Claymates where you start off as a round ball and transform into different animals 010
Reposted by dr joseph buttsGrem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 05/10/2025I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect) 3360272968
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i’m reading moby dick for the first time, barely ten pages in and this is already so gay. no straight person is this romantic about the sea!! 151
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i’ve been to the airport for less than 20 minutes and TWO separate people have ripped stuff out of my hands to “help me” perform the task i was literally in the middle of performing, love 2 be visibly disabled 110
Reposted by dr joseph buttsdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/07/2026what the world needs now is a six foot five walt whitman 1123437
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026watching men's figure skating 🤝 watching men's gymnastics = 😡 you think you're too good to point your fucking toes?? 0161
Reposted by dr joseph buttsNicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 23/07/2026interesting how helping people is always seen as a slippery slope to the moral and material collapse of society but paying people to beat the downtrodden with clubs is never considered a slippery slope to anything 015442
Reposted by dr joseph buttsK | krfabian @krfabian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Does ethical romantasy mean the authors were paid a living wage and the publishers were outstanding bastions of workers' rights? 8294117
Reposted by dr joseph buttsChris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Really good trolling would be to go see Picnic at Hanging Rock with some friends and then 35 minutes in get up and leave the theater and disappear and never be seen again by anyone in their entire life 151405272
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026was chatting to the bin man about our broken bin, and the guy was the most stoner gamer looking man i've ever seen, 6'3", long skinny arms, Miku hat. then he was like, sorry i gotta go get my boss, and bin boss rocks up and he's 5'nothing built like a brick shithouse, what a delight! 020
Reposted by dr joseph buttsKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Ok, but why are hellmouths so friend-shaped? 715741
Reposted by dr joseph buttsGender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ 710341301
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the customer service chat pivot from useless to "yes your imperial majesty, i understand how frustrating this must be for you, your imperial majesty" is so fucking creepy man, i don't know if it's made the agents' jobs materially worse but i would resent it so hard if i was told to talk like that!! 150
Reposted by dr joseph buttsChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it 341933599
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anthropeum.com · Jul 12 2026 🟩🟨🟦🟦🟩🟦🟩🟩🟦🟨 78,383 · top 3% of players today!anthropeum.comAnthropeumA daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank. 120
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026my mother painted this set at a pottery painting class in 2003, i have had many cups of tea from that jup 080
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026one day i will run into simon baron cohen and we will fight in the car park 020
Reposted by dr joseph buttsMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Every time a study circulates social media, I need you to ask one question like an annoying little gadfly and not let up: Who paid for it? "But it shows--" Who paid for it? "But it says--" Who paid for it? 621445
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i highly recommend unionising with your ex’s exes, genuinely met some of my best friends that way 031
Reposted by dr joseph buttsReenie⁷ @reenieonice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Amber Glenn x Heated Rivalry collab is the banger ending to Pride Month everyone needs right now. ⛸️ 17330