dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 20hthank you for sharing her work, this one is SO incredible i can't stop looking at it 110
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026why are all my feeld likes from people in their early 20s. i want to hunt old men for sport, i don't want to be the old man getting hunted i am very tired 020
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026probably for the best that it didn't turn out, i feel like that amount of sweetener would make you immediately shit yourself 030
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my dad: "we could have really used your help at the pub quiz this week, there was a question about that woman from the x-files" politest way i've ever been called a huge dyke 010
Reposted by dr joseph buttsmegan 🐇🌸 @sunnymegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026as an obsessed figure skating fan of 10+ years, i am officially offering my proofreading services to romance novelists who want to write a figure skating setting without embarrassing yourselves. please seek out this essential service. 182
Reposted by dr joseph buttsSlippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 03/10/2026I love that I decided to live. I love that I decided to live. #SaturdayPoem 1304
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026god i remember that, and the emma watson countdown, im a year younger than her and i remember being so fucking angry 000
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i talk about the swan ALL THE TIME as an example of how fucked up it was to grow up in the 00s and people who don't remember it always think i'm exaggerating. which is fair enough, if it appeared as a fictional show in a film about that time you'd be like, that's a bit too on the nose 121
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026SAME i am very scandinavian about liquorice but i do not want it in my ginger tea 030
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026still not over my friend saying "please don't be offended but in this part of your movie you kind of remind me of James Gandolfini" like are u kidding me i'm gonna want that in writing so i can frame it 😍 020
Reposted by dr joseph buttsao3 tags 🔞 @ao3gonewrong.bsky.social · 12/09/2025if your rivalry lasts longer than a year you are gay etc. 0238
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 020
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i remember reading an article by a psychiatrist that was like, the entire upper class of the UK (so most of parliament) has attachment trauma from being sent to boarding school age 5 and it really affects how they are ruling the country and it's part of why we're so fucked lol 170
Reposted by dr joseph buttsGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Arya Stark should have taken Ed Sheeran out when she had the chance. 843048
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fatiha is probably my favourite ever TM contestant? such a delight 121
Reposted by dr joseph buttsmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142235645
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ben shelton sweet baby u can do this please do not let that man win 010
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026love when the body is like "hehehe you are too fatigued to sleep 😜 too hungry to eat 🤪" 100
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026omg ME TOO?? i think mine is because it's humid and weird out 100
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026watching the athletics ultimate championships and one of the high jumpers is featured saying "i jump with a joy that can only come from God" and they've edited it to be like, wow, how inspirational, could you fucking imagine them doing that with a muslim athlete 011
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026yeah like they’re totally correct to not work while they’re ill!! just a bit of a whiplash lol 010
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026have started doing a party game called pit sommelier, where a blindfolded person sniffs someone’s armpit and then has to describe the notes they’re getting (mine were described as smelling of rotting leaves) before guessing who the pit belongs to. highly recommend!! 020
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026following figure skating and tennis is wild for that, was shocked at first when tennis players were like "i'm withdrawing because i have a tummy ache" when figure skaters are like "i've injected myself with a numbing agent so i can't feel my landing leg, which is broken in eight places" 111
Reposted by dr joseph buttschira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 20/03/2026basically: the creator's word of their own work can be disagreed or criticized, their view of their own art is not definitive canon on the impact it has on culture. It's a mode of critical analysis, it's not a get out jail free card for your guilt in engaging with a creator's work as a political act 116933
Reposted by dr joseph buttsThe CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time 121895586
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026living in the land of square sausage my experience indicates this is very much in the past 000
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026am half watching kinoshita cup and every time i look up some man is absolutely stacking it 011
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i'm so fucking delighted!!! gonna rewatch Burning Down the House for the millionth time, maybe read some classic ray k/fraser fic to celebrate 100
Reposted by dr joseph buttsMarlon Rando @marlonrando.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a true joy is to see a friend becoming insane about a work of art or entertainment I know nothing about and then getting them to explain it to me while in the throes of obsession. please give me the unhinged diatribe. it is a delight every time 1235
Reposted by dr joseph buttsRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Tapping the sign 51017189
Reposted by dr joseph buttsVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071661854
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026over 3 hours in and we have our first mention of captain ahab lol 100
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i'm hanging out with my friend's cat and every time he rubs his head on me i go "hi babyyyy" i wonder if he thinks that's my purr 110
Reposted by dr joseph buttssickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In these increasingly "family friendly" times, it's important to be a pornographer 112334
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026now that Ted has got Mark with him on the junior grand prix broadcasts I don't understand why he is still announcing the names of the skaters when he clearly really struggles with it? just let Mark do it! 010
Reposted by dr joseph buttsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026please give yourself the gift this spooky season of the “Dracula” audiobook where Tim Curry is Van Helsing and Alan Cumming is Renfield, it’s everything you could ever want from “Dracula” and it’s a sleeper hit on my Personal Tim Curry Faves roster 201466317
Reposted by dr joseph buttsMalice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhroyoutu.beDolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic NailsYouTube video by Happy Mag 172130587
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i've made three shows about basically the same thing (weird slimy trans crip figure skating) and i really want to name the newest one 'zayak rules' but i think it's too niche of a joke 😭 020
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026was at a welding workshop yesterday (!!!) where a couple of gen z gays who otherwise knew nothing about figure skating were making fun of ilia for skating to his own bad spoken word by proclaiming instructions about welding like "you are something.... but not nothing.... metal.... has a memory" 091
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026someone got mad at me when I said that if a word is used in samuel pepys' diaries that is considered evidence that that word was used at that time at least once (they insisted it wasn't and that no one in academia cites primary sources because they're not considered legitimate???) 010
Reposted by dr joseph butts#ficwip @ficwip.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it's that time of year again! 317011065
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026oh my goooood this. "i'd hate myself forever if i didn't say something" well now i hate you forever and am uncomfortable in my workplace so 020
dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026wohoooo that's so soon!! i just got the date for mine (4th of dec, my T anniversary) 000