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Toben

@pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social
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Personal account of me, a heavy sigher. Opinions posted here do not reflect those of my employer or my dog.

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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 1h
Uh oh...
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 7h
Digger has reached Megalopolis status of intrigue for me. A movie that I must experience regardless of whether I think it will be good or enjoyable.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
SHARE IF SAME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA LATER, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone who used to work in AM talk radio, it's really... something... to see all the crank opinions I heard like 15 years ago getting mainstreamed. Cool and normal and healthy for society.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
“this show is not for me”, “this show has an annoying fanbase”, “this show started some trends I dislike”, and “this show was actually bad” are all different opinions and people are too quick to conflate them
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You may not like the iced coffee discourse but your only other options on Bluesky are the Texas and Maine Senate races and something about a lesbian bar in Massachusetts that I am absolutely not allowed to comment on and I'm just here to listen
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great for a group movie night. Invite your favorite friend couple!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still wishing and hoping for a series box set.
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Siddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“What are its Oscar chances” I don’t know but a good way to enjoy movies is not spending five months treating them like the stock market
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Travis is me when I talk with my friends who actually know movies
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I thought we established long ago that we actually don't want to get anything of personal substance from Tom Cruise. It's better for everyone.
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Disgusting! Where, and how much?
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how come “Lynchian” never means “a nice old man rides around on a lawnmower and solves familial disputes”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
snyder is very funny because he’s by all accounts a pretty decent dude and a huge wife guy but is also almost incapable of making a movie without fascist aesthetics
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope they're planning some sort of musical action movie in which she does her own stunts.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
at long last, every Better Call Saul fan’s quest to Get Rhea Seehorn An Emmy is at an end bravo Vince
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Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew Gesture
Alt: Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Finger Guns
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bears might go 13-4 or 7-9 but they are gonna be the most fun team to watch
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The most movie you can experience in a theater this year.
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A ★★★★ review of Hope (2026)
I laughed, I cried, I cheered, I groaned, I rolled my eyes, I said "This is bonkers" at least six times, I cringed, I clapped, I flinched, I giggled, I hooted and hollered. There are only two action s...
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope they have adaptive control options for 45 to 50 year-olds...
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now that I've watched all the feel-good TV on Apple, I'm finally getting around to Silo, or as I refer to it: Fallout, But Serious. Nice to have read the books long ago enough that I remember some general beats and plot, but not details of every bit.
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This gets out of hand quickly.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone really needs to get better at not engaging with right wing rage bait, the right just has guys whose whole job is to clip shit out of context and I see people who should know better fall for that shit.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you can keep showing photos of people with their arms up like this but it doesn't distract from the fact that Elon Musk did two Nazi salutes in a row at Trump's inauguration with 100% conviction.
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Claimants hate this one trick (turning the website off)
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Young Anthony Bourdain from the movie Tony.
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tried to submit a claim for a class action settlement...hmmm
If you purchased a YouTube TV or DirecTV Stream subscription from April 1, 2019, through March 31, 2026, you may be entitled to a cash payment from a class action settlement.You are being rate limited
What happened?
The owner of this website (www.onlinetvsettlement.com) has banned you temporarily from accessing this website.Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave in which the main doofus is saying, "I don't know if you're allowed to do that."
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Onion yes ha ha ha yes sickos image but with the StarCraft Firebat
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crying
Reddit comment: "rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film, what is your opinion on this?"

Wile E Coyote, holding a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bluesky may not be an echo chamber but it often is as insufferable as the haters claim
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes I think about how Hollywood won’t give Guillermo Del Toro the money to make his At the Mountains of Madness movie
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm late to the party, because it only just released on XBOX, but Dispatch is absolutely my jam.
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Dispatch Dispatch Royd
Alt: Dispatch Royd fist bump
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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A ★★★★ review of Tony (2026)
I should make my own ketchup. After watching this I basically sprinted home to cook a steak in a cast iron while drinking beer from a deli container. I want to do a clam bake. That would fix me.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shaq Diesel album cover
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Cooper Abbott at Cooper Trap Event
Alt: Cooper Abbott at Cooper Trap Event
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😐
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My curiosity has taken me down a questionable path...
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A ★½ review of Two Ninas (1999)
Pitch meeting: Does a rom-com with a sad sack "unlucky in love" lead character who stumbles into dating two women simultaneously ever work in convincing the audience that the lead is a well-meaning un...
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🦖🔫👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🩸
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A ★★★★ review of The End of Oak Street (2026)
I like to imagine that the writer/director of this spent the last 10 years growing more and more resentful about the Jurassic World movies, and just decided to make a good, cool dinosaur/horror/family...
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Has this website given me the ability to mute images yet? This is about ALF.
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tim rockey @rockey-balboa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Parents of children who attend ASD schools: We’re looking to include parent perspectives in our back-to-school coverage this year, and I want to hear from you! Do you have thoughts, questions or concerns about the upcoming school year? Share them with me!!! By reaching out to me at trockey@adn.com
This is an image of Uncle Sam pointing at someone who should email me with their pre-First Day Of School thoughts!! If you have kiddos in ASD schools.
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Mikko Wilson @mikkowilson.com · 11/08/2026
The video team at KTOO has spent literally 363 days preparing for this broadcast. We have 9 of KTOO cameras across 5 remote sites, + access to many more sources of images & data to cover this event live with the KTOO news team; alongside many local journalists across Juneau. Support local media.
A split-screen view of 9 remote cameras monitoring the Mendenhall River.A robotic camera watches the Mendenhall River downstream of the Brotherhood Bridge in Juneau, Alaska.A robotic camera on a tripod by the Mendenhall River in Juneau, Alaska.
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This was a like Twilight Zone episode... but one of the goofy ones that people conveniently forget about when talking about the series. Pretty fascinating, though.
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A ★★★ review of Identity (2003)
+ Dark, moody, and damp. Looks great, even by today's standards. + A single-location thriller that's a tight 90. + Fantastic cast, a with a couple small exceptions. - Lol, the big twist. Once I sniffe...
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Toben @pursuedbyabeard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What's happened?
Bluesky app showing 35 new notifications. 55 reposts and 193 likes on a post.
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