Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 28/09/2026finally watched the substance. dear god, was that a mistake. 000
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 25/09/2026fiance: babe, have you seen my copy of house of leaves? me: no. but i guess that’s why it’s not called house of stays HAW HAW HAW HAW anyway i think the wedding is still on 041
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23/09/2026would you perhaps enjoy this cutie little printable booklet of copy punchups?? it prints and folds on ONE SHEET OF PAPER! a miracle of engineering that could only be possible through claude, and me yelling at claude. 010
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 22/09/2026absolutely bananas to me that i just used claude design to mock up a landing page, then used my TERMINAL (!!!!!) to send it to the client's GITHUB REPO???static.klipy.comElmo: I'm a F***ing WizardALT: Elmo: I'm a F***ing Wizard 130
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/09/2026oh, i guess i should put this here too: if the idea of posting on linkedin makes you want to eat your own teeth, you should come to this thing i'm doing with @alexboyd08.bsky.social tomorrow: www.linkedin.com/events/74941...linkedin.comLinkedIn Login, Sign in | LinkedInLogin to LinkedIn to keep in touch with people you know, share ideas, and build your career. 000
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/09/2026god help me, i was just writing notes by hand and started to talk to my pen to transcribe 🤦♀️ 010
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 17/09/2026my darling bootstrappers - your claude copy reads like shit and everyone hates it. i can help: punchlinecopy.com/jab/punchlinecopy.comJab Audit - $197 for One Page - Punchline CopyActionable feedback, fast. The Jab is a copy + conversion-focused recorded audit of one (1) page of your website. Jab me — $197. 040
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 16/09/2026bootstrapped saas: sweating, bleeding, staying up all night, interviewing customers, changing positioning, agonizing over every word of copy 😩 enterprise saas: we changed some colors and lowercased a consonant ☺️ 020
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 09/09/2026been having so much fun lately meeting with founders weekly or bimonthly to do punchline pairing. i have two spots left if you could use regular accountability, copy help, and creative marketing ideas for your saas! punchlinecopy.thrivecart.com/punchline-pa...punchlinecopy.thrivecart.comPunchline PairingCheckout page for Punchline Pairing. 050
Reposted by Lianna PatchMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Kansas City Royals fans had 30 seconds to get the sausage bun on, and if they did, the entire stadium won free hot dogs. 🌭 Original post 471333205
Reposted by Lianna PatchStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My cat telling me it hasn’t eaten a single meal in 5 months after having breakfast 448234
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 08/09/2026uninteresting: wisprflow is objectively better than superwhisper 000
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 01/09/2026i have made $27 from my gumroad investment this year in case you were wondering. only 37 years until i am whole 120
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 01/09/2026just ordered $100 of neon edge-glow acrylic because wedding planning is actually the perfect time to learn how to use a laser cutter 010
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 13/08/2026fun etymology time!! (not entomology - thems is bugs) 🍻 "oi" is a rousing cry, often from someone hailing from australia or the UK 😢 "oy" is a yiddish lamentation (in full, usually "oy vey") expressing concern or dismay they are pronounced the same, but they do not mean the same thing!! 160
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 11/08/2026pop quiz: what industry is this company in?? (you're gonna get it wrong) 120
Reposted by Lianna PatchRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power. 376123084708
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 05/08/2026did you know you can make kraft mac and cheese with greek yogurt instead of milk and then say things like “this helps me hit my macros” 120
Reposted by Lianna Patchhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211456652
Reposted by Lianna Patch#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 01/08/2026Every time I across one of these I watch the entire thing three times in a row 171317219
Reposted by Lianna PatchNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778522570
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 17/07/2026read receipts on iphone: suspicious, weird, why don't you know how to turn them off read receipts on android: adorable, pure of heart but dumb of ass, a trustworthy himbo 000
Reposted by Lianna PatchKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest. Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...ms.nowE. Jean Carroll finally gets Trump’s $5 million — plus interestDespite the president’s repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll’s legal team this week. 29066061722
Reposted by Lianna Patchweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Check out this sword stuck in a stone!! 95149663704
Reposted by Lianna PatchHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243435591
Reposted by Lianna PatchElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138753803
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 18/06/2026someone pls vibe-code an interstitial that pops up right before my inbox loads that just says "are you sure?" 120
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 10/06/2026one of the most fun, deep, rewarding conversations i've had in a while. thank you @typeoneerror.com and @mariepoulin.com!! 050
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 03/06/2026sold 2 punchup decks out of nowhere today! someone must be talking about this thing! punchlinecopy.com/deckpunchlinecopy.comThe Punchup DeckCheckout page for The Punchup Deck. 150
Reposted by Lianna PatchMac Martine @saasmakermac.bsky.social · 29/05/2026AI makes us faster. It doesn't make us interesting. A basic prompt produces technically correct posts with zero personality. The model hasn't bootstrapped a business, pivoted, had customer conversations, or figured out how to pay the bills. What kind of content do you want to put out there? 132
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/05/2026psychiatrist: thinking of sticking with the zoloft? me [summoning my courage]: sure yeah. most days i feel like an alien. i just want to live with all my friends and not have to participate in capitalism. but i guess that's more like being a human, ha ha psychiatrist: cvs on south 1st still good? 060
Reposted by Lianna PatchOrangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026watching the tech industry burn out all the people i know who actually care about delivering things that aren’t perpetually broken, all at the altar of infinite velocity, is making me utterly utterly furious. 338680
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/05/2026behold your semiregular reminder that you can pay me to tear down your landing page: punchlinecopy.com/jab/punchlinecopy.comJab Audit - $197 for One Page - Punchline CopyActually-actionable feedback on 1 page of your website copy and design. Cheaper, faster, + with 40% fewer dick jokes than hiring me directly. 010
Reposted by Lianna PatchKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes. 2117281872
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 19/05/2026one thing about me is i’m gonna remember your pet’s name 000
Reposted by Lianna PatchAdam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Surely they've suffered enough? 250189472533
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 30/04/2026shoutout to the guy who dug his entire hand deep into his butt immediately before pulling open the restaurant door. every day we stray further from god’s light 150
Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/04/2026in case any freelancers follow me here, behold A Thing I Am Doing! (it's live and free - or you can get a ticket to grab the recordings and a bunch of goodies): lpatch--freelancecake.thrivecart.com/all-access-p...lpatch--freelancecake.thrivecart.comRegistration | Advanced Freelancers Summit 010
Reposted by Lianna PatchU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/04/2026It's Monday! 341392263