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Lianna Patch

@punchlinecopy.com
3.5K followers 779 following 702 posts

saas website and email copy that doesn’t suck. ranked #1 for "funny copywriter" (i killed all the others) www.punchlinecopy.com

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 28/09/2026
finally watched the substance. dear god, was that a mistake.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 25/09/2026
fiance: babe, have you seen my copy of house of leaves? me: no. but i guess that’s why it’s not called house of stays HAW HAW HAW HAW anyway i think the wedding is still on
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 24/09/2026
should i
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23/09/2026
would you perhaps enjoy this cutie little printable booklet of copy punchups?? it prints and folds on ONE SHEET OF PAPER! a miracle of engineering that could only be possible through claude, and me yelling at claude.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 22/09/2026
absolutely bananas to me that i just used claude design to mock up a landing page, then used my TERMINAL (!!!!!) to send it to the client's GITHUB REPO???
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Elmo: I'm a F***ing Wizard
ALT: Elmo: I'm a F***ing Wizard
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/09/2026
oh, i guess i should put this here too: if the idea of posting on linkedin makes you want to eat your own teeth, you should come to this thing i'm doing with @alexboyd08.bsky.social tomorrow: www.linkedin.com/events/74941...
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/09/2026
god help me, i was just writing notes by hand and started to talk to my pen to transcribe 🤦‍♀️
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 17/09/2026
my darling bootstrappers - your claude copy reads like shit and everyone hates it. i can help: punchlinecopy.com/jab/
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Jab Audit - $197 for One Page - Punchline Copy
Actionable feedback, fast. The Jab is a copy + conversion-focused recorded audit of one (1) page of your website. Jab me — $197.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 16/09/2026
bootstrapped saas: sweating, bleeding, staying up all night, interviewing customers, changing positioning, agonizing over every word of copy 😩 enterprise saas: we changed some colors and lowercased a consonant ☺️
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 10/09/2026
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 09/09/2026
been having so much fun lately meeting with founders weekly or bimonthly to do punchline pairing. i have two spots left if you could use regular accountability, copy help, and creative marketing ideas for your saas! punchlinecopy.thrivecart.com/punchline-pa...
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Punchline Pairing
Checkout page for Punchline Pairing.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kansas City Royals fans had 30 seconds to get the sausage bun on, and if they did, the entire stadium won free hot dogs. 🌭 Original post
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My cat telling me it hasn’t eaten a single meal in 5 months after having breakfast
Elizabeth Holmes looking psychopathic in the new Nathan Fielder doc.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 08/09/2026
uninteresting: wisprflow is objectively better than superwhisper
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 01/09/2026
i have made $27 from my gumroad investment this year in case you were wondering. only 37 years until i am whole
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 01/09/2026
just ordered $100 of neon edge-glow acrylic because wedding planning is actually the perfect time to learn how to use a laser cutter
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 31/08/2026
are we selling our NVDA now or what
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 13/08/2026
fun etymology time!! (not entomology - thems is bugs) 🍻 "oi" is a rousing cry, often from someone hailing from australia or the UK 😢 "oy" is a yiddish lamentation (in full, usually "oy vey") expressing concern or dismay they are pronounced the same, but they do not mean the same thing!!
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 11/08/2026
pop quiz: what industry is this company in?? (you're gonna get it wrong)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 07/08/2026
this might be the best thing i have made
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 05/08/2026
did you know you can make kraft mac and cheese with greek yogurt instead of milk and then say things like “this helps me hit my macros”
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 01/08/2026
Every time I across one of these I watch the entire thing three times in a row
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/07/2026
presented without comment
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 17/07/2026
read receipts on iphone: suspicious, weird, why don't you know how to turn them off read receipts on android: adorable, pure of heart but dumb of ass, a trustworthy himbo
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest. Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...
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E. Jean Carroll finally gets Trump’s $5 million — plus interest
Despite the president’s repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll’s legal team this week.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 25/06/2026
finally my ads reflect my lifestyle
4 surprised cats shoved into some sort of fabric binding, available from chewy
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23/06/2026
follow me for more time-blocking productivity tips
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 18/06/2026
someone pls vibe-code an interstitial that pops up right before my inbox loads that just says "are you sure?"
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 10/06/2026
one of the most fun, deep, rewarding conversations i've had in a while. thank you @typeoneerror.com and @mariepoulin.com!!
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 03/06/2026
sold 2 punchup decks out of nowhere today! someone must be talking about this thing! punchlinecopy.com/deck
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The Punchup Deck
Checkout page for The Punchup Deck.
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Mac Martine @saasmakermac.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
AI makes us faster. It doesn't make us interesting. A basic prompt produces technically correct posts with zero personality. The model hasn't bootstrapped a business, pivoted, had customer conversations, or figured out how to pay the bills. What kind of content do you want to put out there?
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/05/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/05/2026
psychiatrist: thinking of sticking with the zoloft? me [summoning my courage]: sure yeah. most days i feel like an alien. i just want to live with all my friends and not have to participate in capitalism. but i guess that's more like being a human, ha ha psychiatrist: cvs on south 1st still good?
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/05/2026
which is fine if you're into that sort of thing
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
watching the tech industry burn out all the people i know who actually care about delivering things that aren’t perpetually broken, all at the altar of infinite velocity, is making me utterly utterly furious.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/05/2026
behold your semiregular reminder that you can pay me to tear down your landing page: punchlinecopy.com/jab/
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Jab Audit - $197 for One Page - Punchline Copy
Actually-actionable feedback on 1 page of your website copy and design. Cheaper, faster, + with 40% fewer dick jokes than hiring me directly.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 20/05/2026
i'm begging you to watch this
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 19/05/2026
one thing about me is i’m gonna remember your pet’s name
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Surely they've suffered enough?
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 30/04/2026
shoutout to the guy who dug his entire hand deep into his butt immediately before pulling open the restaurant door. every day we stray further from god’s light
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/04/2026
in case any freelancers follow me here, behold A Thing I Am Doing! (it's live and free - or you can get a ticket to grab the recordings and a bunch of goodies): lpatch--freelancecake.thrivecart.com/all-access-p...
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Registration | Advanced Freelancers Summit
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/04/2026
It's Monday!
A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.
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