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Lianna Patch

@punchlinecopy.com
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saas website and email copy that doesn’t suck. ranked #1 for "funny copywriter" (i killed all the others) www.punchlinecopy.com

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 24/09/2026
should i
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23/09/2026
would you perhaps enjoy this cutie little printable booklet of copy punchups?? it prints and folds on ONE SHEET OF PAPER! a miracle of engineering that could only be possible through claude, and me yelling at claude.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 16/09/2026
bootstrapped saas: sweating, bleeding, staying up all night, interviewing customers, changing positioning, agonizing over every word of copy 😩 enterprise saas: we changed some colors and lowercased a consonant ☺️
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 10/09/2026
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 11/08/2026
pop quiz: what industry is this company in?? (you're gonna get it wrong)
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 07/08/2026
this might be the best thing i have made
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/07/2026
presented without comment
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 25/06/2026
finally my ads reflect my lifestyle
4 surprised cats shoved into some sort of fabric binding, available from chewy
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23/06/2026
follow me for more time-blocking productivity tips
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/05/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/05/2026
which is fine if you're into that sort of thing
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/04/2026
it’s like athleisure, but 🔮spookier🕷️
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 24/04/2026
"what do you hear?" "nothin but the rain"
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 20/04/2026
shitposting vs earnestposting
linkedin loves dumb stuff
and hates thinky stuff
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 18/04/2026
“I often hesitate to buy courses because I don’t always learn something new. This was a whole different experience and I learned a lot.” — 2022 Conversion Comedy® Student wanna see what she's talking about? 👉 punchlinecopy.com/cc
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 15/04/2026
wholesome or goofy? highbrow or crass? subscribe to comedypedia for all the flavors of funny copy, on demand: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 06/04/2026
insane clown posse looking rough these days
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 25/03/2026
if you're looking for funny copy inspo, i've got 550+ examples right here: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 18/03/2026
tired: copywriting swipe files. wired: the only comedy copywriting swipe file. www.punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 14/03/2026
“I often hesitate to buy courses because I don’t always learn something new. This was a whole different experience and I learned a lot.” — 2022 Conversion Comedy® Student wanna see what she's talking about? 👉 punchlinecopy.com/cc
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 14/03/2026
recently discovered newspaper club dot com and, as happens to me with all bright and colorful things, am dying to make a physical punchline zine. except i cannot even commit to emailing my list once a year
a pile of beautiful sample newspapers and mini zines
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 14/02/2026
i should also mention i’ve been to this villa in the DR and the food was amazing. fresh cooked fish, rice, salads, desserts every night.
beautiful green grounds with palm treesa straw-roofed cabanafisheye lens view of palm trees, blue sky and manicured lawns
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 02/02/2026
look at my cat do it
beautiful fluffy tuxedo cat sierra
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 28/01/2026
one great way to learn to write funny copy? read funny copy. here, i collected over 500 of my favorite examples: punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23/01/2026
the fact that i have opted out of gemini but still have to KEEP CLOSING this stupid button in my slides actually makes me want to leave google products
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/01/2026
ever wished you could peek into my swipe file? now you can. sort and filter 550+ funny copy examples at punchlinecopy.com/comedypedia
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 06/01/2026
truly incredible stuff from texas, a state with 31 million people and more than 3 million registered businesses
these turds forgot to write user instructions
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 29/12/2025
all i want is a handyman who does not call me every 5 minutes... but who DOES call me before unilaterally deciding to make my deck look like the elevator scene in the shining
my lovely wooden deck looking like a murder scenewhat in the carrie is this color
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 22/10/2025
lol @ southwest getting bought by PE and then immediately monetizing every aspect of flying, including post-purchase affiliate stuff 🫠
southwest using rokt affiliate software
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 15/09/2025
new audit client feedback. this maaaaybe ties with my all-time fave ("i would follow you into war"). you too can cringe and cry and have a better website!! punchlinecopy.com/jab
Lianna,

This is fantastic. I cringed, I cried, and I see the light.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 27/08/2025
This is the kind of cool stuff we'll teach you how to do in SaaS Marketing Gym: Auto-connect + DM new customers on LinkedIn with Pipedream, Apollo, and PhantomBuster. Cohort 4 is open -> saasmarketinggym.com
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 20/08/2025
Spray and pray doesn't work for outbound. You need your list to be dialed in. One quick tip - in Sales Nav you can add negative filters to your list. Want to learn more? Join the waitlist for SMG - starting Sept 2nd. 🪄
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 13/08/2025
One big question a lot of SMG founders come in with: "How much or how little should I depend on AI to write my copy?" We have *thoughts*. Get them in person, live on Zoom, during Cohort 4! Save your spot at www.saasmarketinggym.com.
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 12/08/2025
forgot to mention a uniquely infuriating part of these emails lol
no way to unsubscribe even though there are a bajillion email tools available for this purpose
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 08/08/2025
my investment in gumroad continues to pay off 😤
a dinky little $31 distribution on an investment i made years ago
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 06/08/2025
A content tip that will never, ever get old: Repurpose what you make! (‼️) Here's a quick and dirty graphic we made for SaaS Marketing Gym founders to help them wring all the juice out of their hard content work:
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 01/08/2025
i suppoooose i should business it up a lil bit + let you know that i'm speaking at @marketingprofs.bsky.social b2b forum this fall! #mpb2b and because i love you very deeply yet unproblematically, you can use code SEEMESPEAK to take $150 off the ticket price! do it, coward!! mprofs.com/seemespeak
lianna patch smiles maniacally and invites you to come to b2b forum
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 24/07/2025
jetblue: would u like to add this flight to your calendar? 😇😘 me: sure jetblue: WELL GOOD FUCKIN LUCK ON YOUR TIME TRAVEL SUCKAAAA
jetblue's add to calendar function is software gore
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 08/07/2025
july 8, 2025: it finally happened. i drank cold coffee from yesterday’s mug. behold my simple folly.
two very similar mugs. one holds poison
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 22/06/2025
we played laser tag
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 21/05/2025
"sorry dude haha" *sucks teeth* I WILL KILL YOU.
just another incredibly irritating cold email
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 15/05/2025
my turn to watch @amyhoy.bsky.social's #wordsesh talk: "this talk has a lot of shit. sorry for all the scatological stuff" - [proceeds to show dung beetle, shit pile, dead elephants]
amy hoy looking impassioned next to a graphic of two dead elephants
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/04/2025
TIL some shelters use nail polish to identify kittens
screenshot of shelter manager explaining that each kitten has a different-colored dot of nail polish on its ear
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 16/04/2025
fuck this wine
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 15/04/2025
when you drive an hour to get somewhere and realize you're an hour early
Google search for "wine"
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 04/04/2025
had a stressful morning (may or may not have accidentally deleted my whole website without a backup) so here's smoky doing a Big Yawn
the cutest gray-and-white tuxedo cat you've ever seen has his paws tucked in front of him all prim and proper, and is looking to the side, yawing, right before the yawn becomes the eldritch horror familiar to all cat owners
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 02/04/2025
boyfriend made this picture of the cat, 10/10
a tabby sneers down at the viewer from a high perch. text across the photo says "Pathetic"
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 26/03/2025
honestly at this point i don't even want to eat it
a beautiful godforsaken apple tart
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 15/03/2025
got to do one of my favorite things today: bike the levee
lianna at around mile 3my trusty steed
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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 11/03/2025
just saw this AI image on a page advertising a solopreneur community and i'm sorry but it's amazing
a man on zoom with a bunch of AI-slop faces
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