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Pull-tab Trillionaire

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worlds greatest pull tab player this is investment advice i am your lawyer He/Him

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Football
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
world cup of euchre
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
How your email finds me
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
It's true, Kauffman is a museum, Target Field is a train station, and Comiskey is a dump
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@frenchvanillamayo.bsky.social will buy any old apple shit, he can't help himself
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'm excited to donate $64.63 next year, Ski-U-Mah! @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
A $63.63 donation to New American Pathways in honor of the gopher badger gameThe highest resolution photo of Spencer Hall that $65.32 can buy
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I jogged through Berkely once, and I'm excited to announce I'll be bringing that talent with me to Ames
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
"No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2025
Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game theonion.com/make-a-...
Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
first bases loaded no runs for the twins this year. gonna ride my bike off the stone arch bridge
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
when I'm asked to "catch them all" but there are like 1100 of those fuckers now or something
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Saturn dealership where my dad bought his car had a subway and an indoor playground. As a kid it was my favorite place in the whole world
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'm hoping for Nardwuar
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Lmao well the first time I ever had lobster was in Ames so I probably shouldn't be throwing stones
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nope, real oysters
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'm having flashbacks to watching people eat "fresh" oysters in North Dakota
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Sounds of Silver, talk to me. I know you want to feel like a teenager...
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
can I get it mikes way?
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
if you're betting on bauer the sports book should be required to have the gamblers hotline call you
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Rally Mexico has all the craziest shit, like the time Tanak sunk his car into a lake and still finished the rally youtu.be/E2WGddzQoXw?...
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🤿 CAR FALLS INTO A LAKE, CAN THEY FIX IT ON TIME? #WRC | THE MEXICAN MIRACLE #25Stories
YouTube video by FIA World Rally Championship
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
this is the kinda shit you admit to people after 3 bottles of wine at olive garden
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
as long as the hertz commercials end, he can be president for all i care
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Finally something that matches my new loons jersey
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
free speech does not mean I have to hang out with every dipshit it means I get to hang out with the dipshits of my choosing
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I still can't use the app with headphones plugged in, idk how they even did that
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
if nfl reports have beef with each other they should settle it in the marketplace of ideas (oklahoma drill)
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
new national championship metric that is just based on how tasty the unique cheese and ice cream flavors at each university's dairy are
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
ive never had the manufacturers recommended canned soup experience™️
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My mom did this for years, she would instruct my dad to not pick up his phone while she was gone, and she would try calling him a half dozen times to "consult him". After not getting through she would take the salespersons phone number (NOT give the salesperson hers) and then leave
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I guess that's better than all of the aggie fan's theories coming true
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
out
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 01/02/2025
thank you philly
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Did your toe get bigger or smaller?
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
#comic #comics
guy: I HATE BEING EPHEMERAL!!!

guy: I yearn for some sense of concretion!!

guy 2: Concretion? Like the Concrete Mixer from Culver's, America's favorite dairy fast food chain??

guy 2, presenting a photo of a concrete mixer from culver’s: Now only $4.09 at select locations????.??!,!!!
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
One Anthony Edwards post game interview would kill the average FIA Steward
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Penn
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
how it feels to line up against Derrick Henry
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/01/2025
sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
That might be the sharpest left-hook I've ever seen on a celebs wikipedia page
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
who buys pre-shat jeans?
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Did you get the close up frame that was 85% ass?
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Second times the charm
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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Victor A Belli:
The longhorn hydration chart, which ranks an athlete's hydration based on the color of their urine. While champions pee clean, The worst ranking is simply that "you are a bad guy"
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