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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

How your email finds me

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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.

"No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2025

Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game theonion.com/make-a-...

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

first bases loaded no runs for the twins this year. gonna ride my bike off the stone arch bridge

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

when I'm asked to "catch them all" but there are like 1100 of those fuckers now or something

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Sounds of Silver, talk to me. I know you want to feel like a teenager...

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

this is the kinda shit you admit to people after 3 bottles of wine at olive garden

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Finally something that matches my new loons jersey

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

free speech does not mean I have to hang out with every dipshit it means I get to hang out with the dipshits of my choosing

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

ive never had the manufacturers recommended canned soup experience™️

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 01/02/2025

thank you philly

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/01/2025

sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch

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Andrew @kohakudoori.com · 23/10/1927

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Explaining Deus Ex Machina to an american:

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

this is the best game I've ever seen please do not remind me of all the other times anyone has said this

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

someone take my phone away so i don't post what i really think of the slew foot on jared spurgeon

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

much has been said about OJ Simpson, but he could at least pull of a fucking hertz commercial

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wolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

coffee 2 redbulls no food (for health)

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

a YouTube video called "Homemade Formula 1 car first test drive" can go a lot of ways

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Trump found out that Biden fixed the McDonald's Ice cream machine and that's why he voted for him

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2024

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy theonion.com/fda-recommen...

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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

shoutout to the guys hotboxing their subaru before walking directly into guitar center

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/11/2024

When you get your last weapon upgrade in a JRPG.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

My favorite part of 8-Mile was when Papa Doc sued B-Rabbit for embarrassing him during the rap battle

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Elijah wood's suicide note in the first episode of Wilfred:

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

The biggest problem with bluesky is that there are no official brand accounts/sports team accounts to harass

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Pull-tab Trillionaire @pulltab-trillions.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

My only regret in life was not letting the cop parked illegally in the bike lane door me when I rode by the other day. I could be a multi-millionare right now

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