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Puck Sherburn

@pucksherburn.bsky.social
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Just Dude, looking for pals who don't suck. I like MPLS City, MN Aurora, Liverpool & doing cool stuff outside.

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 11h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 12h
I flat out told the sales guy I wouldn't even consider a vehicle without knob or slider Climate Controls. Him: "Well, that narrows down the options"
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At the time of my diagnosis I had to put the mini mott & baily log fort on hold due to a major injury. My Nephews were bummed but were being patient. It was awsome until some hunter started using it as a deer blind. Then we had to tear it down because all the area kids found it & were partying there
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know a lot of Midwestern Boomers who miss having a game in Tampa every season. I even know a couple families who bought condos in Sarisota specifically because of this division alignment.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skipping right over the confederates and Nazis, eh?
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a perfect representation of a conversation you'd hear at a Midwest dive bar. youtube.com/shorts/okU5V...
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Satle a lot, but its teaching me how small Europe is. If I went straight west of my house for 400 miles I wouldn't hit a single major city. Hell, the biggest cities within 400 miles are Madison & Des Moines. Europe that's 3 national borders & 4-10 major cities.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With my bifocals on its a bird in my reader's & a goat in my distance lenses...
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Loving that man's wife grabbing his ass & sitting him down just for A'ja to come over & maje sure his ass stayed down.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
It’s a FACT. 😂
Britt’s omg we’re so stupid face meme with the text: When you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn't offered with a 327 engine and a four barrel carburetor until 1964
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
He absolutely does not deserve this, but I think we can all admit it would be very funny www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
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Mark Carney set to snatch Nobel Peace Prize from Trump
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its hilarious a special counsel had an autocorrect in a text he probably fired off as he was getting ready for a big Daddy Daughter date. Those texts were then run through an AI agent. Which lead to a US Senator looking like an absolute fool in a hearing 2.5 years later.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote a post apocalyptic fiction novel with this exact scenario being the catalyst fir a national blackout. My editor said the scenario was too far fetched (I sent her news reports of different instances than the ones in the report). She told me to shelf the book or change the scenario.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Alan Lowndes @alanml1976.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody finding it funny that the fans of other clubs wanting City to win the league, instead of Liverpool, as it would “save” football are now the loudest when it’s announced that they’re guilty as charged and now want the book thrown at them, as it would destroy football if they get away with it
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me seeing a friend of my wife "she's doing waaaaay too much botox" 3 months later wife tells me "(friend) is paralyzed" Me: "what happened?" Wife: "untreated botulism apparently" Me: "how TF did she contract botulism?" Wife: "she was going to 4 different botox ppl & had too many injections"
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Jono @rattleduser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Carlon Groiss @carloncarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sends email to sales person re qty change on a product that only comes in 1.5 cu ft bags Sales person: "since when? Why isn't that in the item master?" Me: sends screenshot of the info in item master & links to 6 emails to them in the last 18 months telling them. SP: why isn't it in the AI?
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Stevie Budd: I Think I Found The Problem (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: Stevie Budd: I Think I Found The Problem (Schitt's Creek)
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Rick Tocchet's Glasses @zutart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scene: last MPAA meeting "What do you mean he's been hanging dong this entire time?"
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So who is everyone rooting for in Fat Bear week?
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just left the brunch spot & some NFL fans were literally sitting down in our table before we all got up. I will never understand dedicating 3 hours in a bar at $100+ per person to watch a sporting event that is broadcast into your home for free*. *$120 of equipment can get 160 channels for free!
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Flo is killing me!
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, forgot the camera angle at Vitality is dog shit.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somebody at work said "I thought Bob Kraft was a good guy" & I spat out my drink. "You think a guy who got busted getting rub & tugs in Epstiens preferred municipality was a good guy?" They didn't have much to say after that.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know what that ginger singer did & I dont care. He's bugged me almost as much as Drake bugged me. I'm just happy to see him fall, I like that part.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026
I've been an Ed Sheeran hater since he was a Lannister
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A bunch of young hungry players are having more success with the way the manager wants them to press? I can't imagine such a thing. A great save & a great finish are the difference but that press is going to create some goals this season.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After I learned not having an opinion actually made the reactionarys even more mad. I have taken to not having an opinion about a lot of things. I endorse this message with my entire soul. Simply not caring about all the bs "controversies" grants you heaps of sanity.
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think I'm 15 years past the point when I was absolutely done with being badgered into having an opinion on every single fucking thing. Most of this stuff doesn't much matter, and as Harriet says half the time the controversy is the objective. Save your brain, ignore it and move on
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can't wait for "The Big Kahuna* Player of the Match" Awards The Big Kahuna is imo the best sandwich on the menu.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My crew found out its my Bday week & they won't let me do any of the really physical work. They're hoarding all the heavy picks & only leaving me the small parts orders. This shit is boring, I haven't cut any lumber or ran a driver since Friday.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I once interviewed for a lead role. After my 3rd site visit after interviews I noticed it was always bro country. I asked about it & was informed "our longtime Recieving Clerk controls the music". I didn't take the job, they didn't allow earbuds & there was no way I could live with that everyday.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not my problem
Some ICE Nazi, who was too dumb even for ICE and got fired, topped himself. Too bad so sad
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just had a Trucker bitching about "Big Cities". I told him how Cook County has a bigger pop than ND, MT, WY & ID combined. Then I looked it up & the TC metro has a bigger population than 22 states. Or as many as WY, VT, AK, ND, SD combined! Told him & helped quite down pretty quick.
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Chris Jensen @chrisjensenj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gee, it's almost like crushing inequity is detrimental to a functioning society www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
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Dangerous copper, metals thefts causing millions in damage
The growing problem of the theft of copper and other recyclable metals is causing millions of dollars of damage to infrastructure and endangering perpetrators and the public.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Back at the Legion & just saw a Korea Vet with a cane threatening to shove said cane up a Vetnam vet over the $8 burger basket being cash only. "It better show up on the quarterly financial report!". God Bless this nation.
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She scored an Olympico & got 2 assists! I'm so pissed. I should've gone to her game!
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Puck Sherburn @pucksherburn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Poop
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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