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Mamawhale

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Everybody knows shit’s fucked. #YNWA

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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 14h
The most annoying thing is my body has adapted to sleeping next to my husband and I need him next to me to really rest. Annoying af
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 15h
When the weird cube guy melted in the money for nothin music video or when the dog stole the skeleton leg in that Grateful Dead music video
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 15h
Not being able to sleep away from home is annoying af
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2 tequila drinks down on my way to Halloween horror night 🤗
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The worst feeling in the world is waking up to missed calls and texts from late at night from someone you know doesn’t stay up past 9 :( My pup-nephew’s speed ruptured last night, his heart stopped, they’re hoping he survived the night. Poor bud - he’s such a sweet boy.
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’ve been watching these womens skateboarders for years - they start competing so young. They look so grown now 😂
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What did people call it this summer during the World Cup when someone just skied the ball? “Absolute __________”
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve never been one to track my child but now it seems like a great idea when I’m trying to do somethin somethin and they’re not answering their texts 😂
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LALAS ON MY TV?
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Man's Disgusted Reaction
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just have a question: WHY TF WOIULD HORMONES DETERMINE HOW ITCHY MY EAR IS? WHY IS THIS A SYMPTOM?
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flo scored? FLO SCORED!
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Florian Wirtz Florian Wirtz Kartoffel
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♠️ghøst🤍 - VGen OPEN @i-am-your-ghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is time!
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omg GREECE
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans screaming about sharia law when their religious based policies affect me negatively every single day.
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently about 40% of US women’s boobs are considered type c dense - which can affect the ability to identify smaller masses via mammogram.
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty should be abolished. Yes, even for those crimes.
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Love Hypothesis is based off REYLO FIC???
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Girl Gagging Face
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not a USMNT game unless they fist fight in the last 3 minutes of the game
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did Tyler Adams just give that dude a titty twister
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do they just tell everyone their boobs are dense at a mammo? Also yay preventative screening but boo my poor squished boobs
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me standing in line for the dressing room, it’s hot, I don’t like the dresses just want to test the cut, someone is listening to tik toks out loud on their phone
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Sister Michael from Derry Girls: 'Am I in Hell?'
ALT: Sister Michael from Derry Girls: 'Am I in Hell?'
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m gonna eat a maple donut and try on fancy dresses - Nordstrom rack please don’t do me dirty 😂
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orlando city devolving into fighting pretty early for them
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orlando city why is your goalie 5ft tall
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol and got called an easy penalty against them - wowwwwwwwwww
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orlando city just got absolutely robbed of a penalty
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Our (local) DSA doesn’t center White Guys, you know” says the condescending white guy to me 😂 In all fairness I do appreciate the things they are focusing on, healthcare for trans people, safe needle exchange/narcan, and training in self defense including weapons.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think this might be the winner - pretty, fits in with fall colors, not too showy, not too bridesmaidy?
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The slippery millennial slide into bird obsession is fast and brutal. One day you’re hanging out and the next day you’re being bullied by blue-jays who think they need more peanuts
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That isn’t a real song sung by an adult right?
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HOLY SHIT ITS PERFECT OUTSIDE have I finally escaped the heat of satan’s taint? This is surely a false fall down in Florida
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was a little too enthusiastic about my Sake Bomb and I might be wearing half of it 😂
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wedding guest people - do you have a website or brand you like for formal wedding dresses? Maybe a little easier on the pocketbook than reformation?
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my leaders just put a very sweet and thoughtful message in the chat but all o can think is - that is written by Copilot. Completely takes away from the message in my mind
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cute little chaste romance book has turned into a never ending miscommunication cycle and I am DONE babe. I hope you ladies never work it out.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just interviews for a pick up position as a second job at target 😂 buddy it was awful (my answers)
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when your dog put something in his mouth that he wasn't supposed to and then you tell them to spit it out and they just look at you like this
Mitch McConnell with very puckered lips
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Epic and Tapestry can eat my entire asshole
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IT Crowd: Moss Throws Computer Monitor
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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 23/09/2026
Polls open in the only American election that really matters: Fat Bear Week u.afp.com/S9o4
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am so sick of these gross old men not wiping down machines and mats after they use them at the gym. EW!
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chicken Parm but with VODKA SAUCE 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a “rollercoaster of hormones” per my Dr. Buddy please get me off this ride 😂
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jurgen Klopp
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Brian O’Blivion @rezzyredhonky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s that day, everyone.
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am out on a school night and the bands are behind schedule and it’s very much not punk rock of me to be this sleepy
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course I find a sparkling water I like and it’s extra bougie and expensive
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Mamawhale @mamawhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re stuck with Warnock on the American broadcast?
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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
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