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colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
deadlock
mina player declares "im going into heat. thats IT"
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Edd Coates | Game UI Database @eddcoates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yet again, the Game UI Database is being scraped to the point that it's getting knocked offline. Even Cloudflare's "I'm under attack" mode isn't working. I just wanted to create a resource for real designers. I'm getting so fucking sick of this.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cocoon. 📖
A character with black butterfly wings drinking from a cup and reading. The smoke coming from the cup has a ghost cat shape. The character is surrounded by plants and there's a window behind them. A lamp is lighting the scene from the top.
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The Count of S 🇧🇲🖼️✍️ @thecountofs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Don't you have enough plushies?" When does man have his fill of air in his lungs? When does a fish have their fill of water to swim through? Should I deprive myself of the sunlight forevermore because I've had enough? Think before you speak.
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the real message of showhound
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Cpt. Jade, Combat Lesbian @jessiejade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little #agendaHOUND posting inspired by all the discussions about Imperial Hound efficacy As a treat
The popular "Mental gymnastics" meme format.

The top image shows a girl simply walking across a gymnastics mat showing a simple concept that isn't complicated and is common sense.

The top post says REBEL mental gymnastics

Underneath it it says "I am going to organize an armed guerilla resistance to destroy the Empire."

The bottom image shows a much more complicated gymnastics routine with the last stunt being a ridiculous use of a jetpack to fly over a burning car.

Underneath this it says "I will lower the Rebellions hero to a mere dog beneath my feet (not my fetish btw)"

Over the next stunt it says "then I'm going to make her hump and cum on my boot again and again and again. (It is NOT my fetish)"

Over the next stunt it says "everyone will be so impressed by how cool and evil I am in my big scary evil lady costume"

Over the next stunt it says "Then I will capture more rebels and make them dress up and act like my dog to show everyone how nasty I can be."

Over the next and most ridiculous stunt it says " then I will win the war through the power of corrective rape ( I cannot emphasize enough this is NOT my fetish)"
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Do you see that bottle, suspended above the pilot’s head? That’s gift and lesson both. Take it with you. It should be easy enough to unhook and store."

She’s talking about that beer shit. It gives Kione the creeps. "Why would I do that?" Kione demands, although she’s already reaching up to disconnect the IV lines.

"Because you will need to put it to good use. Therein lies the lesson."

"What is it?"

The handler laughs again, just once, before she terminates the transmission.

"Cerveza Cristal."
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bass >> Furpoc, MIRXXX @bassenji.com · 26/09/2026
𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 Acrylic on panel, 12x16 inches One of my two artworks that will be displayed at the MIRXXX art gallery!
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impzzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how i look trying to get out of bed to do anything
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every other week I'll see a "what if we made mechsplo but the handler cared" and it's like That's not even how the relationship between a commander and her subordinate works let alone the relationship between the head of special rape unit 17 and her captured sex toy
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azzy @azzy-xyz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i had to commit to a bit
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
girls should be paid to just be cozy in bed i think
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Plus-Size Sartha (DEMONETISED) @sartha.dog · 23/09/2026
I love how everyone's pretending Discord is blameless and it's just those pesky ID laws like the law somehow also forced Discord to retain and subsequently leak people's IDs, TWICE. shut upppppp
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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how come meteors always be landing in craters @azureskysm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every game in a series that comes out today by a major company must be a complete reimagining and must scope creep beyond its core audience and be able be everyone's first game and must be 100 hours long and take 10 years to develop and cost $80 forever
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 20/09/2026
just got done by the goat
product photo for seagate ironwolf pro 20TB drives, captioned "BORN TO CORRUPT. NTFS IS A FUCK. CHKDSK /x Em All 1989. I am sea gate. 410,757,864,530 DEAD SECTORS"
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ashlee! 🔸 @ashlee3dee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
compiler lookdev test #marathon
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菩萨乘 @pusacheng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#signalis 修改了颜色
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daniel r(ooooooh) 👻 @danielroe.dev · 19/09/2026
don't be nice.
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Don't be nice
Sometimes, it's more important to be good than it is to be nice.
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marcie the runt @marciemusing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yeah the “you’ll feel better when you eat something” thing is still true by the way,,, many such cases
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rabbit princess sleepyhead @its-rabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"you're a ""failfang"" like a vampire but with a twist.. like.... youre are submissive.... and a loser......" okay. well we have a word for that already. it's "vampire"
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💚🐾 Mox Jade 🦴🔞 @doggirlwrath.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
At least being held at gunpoint is being held
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 17/09/2026
I'm a webp believer
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
posting tummy on your TL
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side.

behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Girls kissing (2023)
Pencil drawing of two girls making out, one pushing the other up against a wall. It's cropped so that their eyes are just out of frame.
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 15/09/2026
24 hours of using my first minidisc player and I already want another one. I need to be RESTRAINED with a LEASH before I make more PURCHASES
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
id be stealing valor every day if that shit meant anything in the real world
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the Carrie / ADC_AX @adc-ax.itch.io · 16/09/2026
omw to rocket jump over some shamblers
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
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Haunted Doll, Stella🏳️‍⚧️ @stelladolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sadly it is this version
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
conscience comic
panel one: 2 girls in bed, one laying on the other says "I think I really like you..."
panel two: a devil appears on the other girl's shoulder saying "that's it, time to ditch this broad."
panel 3: the girl looks at her other shoulder, empty
panel four: she says "Isn't there supposed to be another one???" and the devil replies "no wayyyy you're fucked"
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wish @wishyouluck.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
muzzle
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Chloe "Scare-Bot Scramble" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The inventor of the weighted blanket: ultimate hero The inventor of having to get up from under a weighted blanket: history's biggest monster
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
many social media managers will encourage you to spread your posts throughout the day but why do that when you have 500 thoughts and you could just literally post them all at the same time
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Zara @mothmotif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Silk moth 💡
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
marina
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i realized that now that bsky video limits are less stringent, i can post this! the test display for world generation was a little messed up because of a refactor. here it is generating a full scale world with test display for (most) of the steps fixed!
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Vico Whitmore @vwwhitmore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I finally finished it. I was folding stars for this for six months and stringing them for ten hours. There are almost a thousand stars. I am so proud of it and also my hands are now ground beef.
A trans pride flag (five stripes of pastel pink and blue) made of nearly 1000 individual origami puffy stars. Every fourth star has a floral print. At the end of each individual string of stars (there are 25, forming five stripes) hangs a plastic pearl bead and an empty vial of testosterone. (Close up)A trans pride flag (five stripes of pastel pink and blue) made of nearly 1000 individual origami puffy stars. Every fourth star has a floral print. At the end of each individual string of stars (there are 25, forming five stripes) hangs a plastic pearl bead and an empty vial of testosterone. (Taken from a lower angle)A trans pride flag (five stripes of pastel pink and blue) made of nearly 1000 individual origami puffy stars. Every fourth star has a floral print. At the end of each individual string of stars (there are 25, forming five stripes) hangs a plastic pearl bead and an empty vial of testosterone. (Taken directly in front of the flag)
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Nero @kamiyananero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
rkgk
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theyfab chaser @theyfabe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
penetrative sex? is that when you break the skin?
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azzy ✦ @azra.dev · 07/09/2026
This is probably my most anticipated thing ever. Sonny Boy really impacted me and shaped who I am today, so I'm excited to see Shingo Natsume's next original project :3
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