Reposted by Prufrock451Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026at scale, all problems are math problems 11327
Reposted by Prufrock451kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else 101586173
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Luckily, more AI slop means more climate change, so more fake sharks will summon more real sharks 060
Reposted by Prufrock451Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river 728940
Reposted by Prufrock451phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia 502328267
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*me kneeling while everyone else makes the shape of an L on their foreheads* 0195
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me in August: Jeez, Iowa’s basically been in a drought for three years m, really sick of it being so dry *a finger curls on the monkey’s paw* 020
Reposted by Prufrock451Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before 32576101
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Also the year Repo Man and Spinal Tap came out. God bless the generations of girlfriends who have sat politely through all that 010
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This time next year the UK will just be the City of London, the Falklands, and Sodor 030
Reposted by Prufrock451Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 12/09/2026Adding to my growing list of “animals with naturally occurring laser components” 0345
Reposted by Prufrock451Jim Bonewald @jbonewald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.static.klipy.comBig Bird from Sesame StreetALT: Big Bird from Sesame Street 131
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My headcanon is Skywalker is basically Smith in the outer rim 1230
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vampires are superhuman predators that rely on social camouflage their sense of time would if anything be exquisitely refined I am sobbing 131
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring 121
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 02/09/2026SL TECHNOLOGY BLOK EUROCREAM BAR Tag yourself I am “blok” 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 02/09/2026SL TECHNOLOGY BLOK EUROCREAM BAR Tag yourself I am “blok” 041
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Really hate the performative CHAAAAAAAASUL people use to pretend they’ve been trained in the weirding ways of the Fedaykin 010
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is the fate of so many marginal weirdos who latch onto fascism; spend your whole life doing photo ops with face-eating leopards and you fucking get your face eaten 070
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I set my time machine and travel 200 years into the past. I forget to account for erosion and find myself entombed in 10 feet of topsoil that hasn’t yet been destroyed by industrial agriculture 1899
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Shub-Niggurath, the Mom of the Woods With a Thousand Stacies 130
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I set my time machine and travel 200 years into the past. I forget to account for erosion and find myself entombed in 10 feet of topsoil that hasn’t yet been destroyed by industrial agriculture 1899
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Shout out to Kings of Leon, the thinking man’s Creed 140
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Full-contact payment. To buy a Yoo-hoo you have to knock over an 80-year-old greeter (Oh yeah also we make 80-year-olds work for prescription money over here) 0230
Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Ultron kills the Avengers and seizes the Infinity Stones and above the conquered Earth rumbles his first command: “I JUST NEED YOUR CC FOR VERIFICATION HON” 050
Reposted by Prufrock451Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Imagine a vast field covered with 3,000 piles of donuts, each the size of the great pyramid. That’s what $40 trillion would buy. Actually maybe 2998 donut piles after you count venue rental fees and deposit 002