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@prontothisloc.bsky.social
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Spectacles, EDC, wallet and phone. Did I lock the door?

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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is it always "The Baby Hitler" thought experiment ?? I think a better one would be to locate Mungo Wentworth MacCallum, Charles Oswald Buttrose, and Frank Devine Nothing violent - just give each of them a vasectomy before they could reproduce The world would be a much better place today
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought only xitter had a bot problem, but it seems I was wrong...
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does this mean my TV is a robot?
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Both "sides" are happy with the little war in the borderland.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two fingers and two thumbs are all you need. www.instructables.com/Slide-Rule-f...
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Slide Rule for the Modern Day
Slide Rule for the Modern Day: Ah the noble slide rule. Once an staple of the engineer's tool belt, this form of handheld analog calculator seems to have been forgotten by all but a few. Lurking in t...
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In unrelated news: Kylie gets her seniors card in 18 months
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks. Now tell them how to use the word "nonplussed" properly.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Save America Movement @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Omg Tilly Norwood is opening for Ed Sheeran!
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/pron...
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wake Up Babe, New PlagiarismMachineCompany Pump Just Dropped
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where are all the "boys are back in town/Twin Towers" videos this year?
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 08/09/2026
To paraphrase Nietzsche: "In truth, there was only one Elvis Person, and he died on the toilet."
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The statement ¨Almost everyone who ever lived was born recently¨ is utter bullshit
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I felt there was a bit of an ellipsis, and unfinished sentence that I wanted to address.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
His speech was like a tangled chain—nothing impaired, but all disordered
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Daniel Rough @haggistamer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
omg if I see one more description of GenAI as a "tool"...well I'll roll my eyes, get mildly annoyed, and audibly tut in my British way. It's a fucking service. The calculator is a tool. Paying someone to do your long division is a service. And the calculator has 0% chance of giving suicide tips 🤮
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Tom Red @tomredmemes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even the seppos spelled it that way at first books.google.com/ngrams/graph...
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Google Books Ngram Viewer
Google Ngrams: aeroplane, airplane, 1800-2022
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Four young boys in Oregon hike to find the dead body of a missing politician
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
¨Computer says knob¨
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WhatRWeDoingHere @voteblue4vr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Burning up the world for this crap.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is there a downside to this story?
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why is the TV black and white? Why is it so huge? What is the child holding in his hand?
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Melbourne corruption: workers doing dangerous jobs get paid well. Sydney corruption: this shit.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wake up babe new Yoozee vid just dropped
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is no end to this shit 😯
An image of a woman coughing without covering her open gob
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thanks, Stephen This is a marvellous rabbit hole you have sent me down :-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHr8...
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Coughs and Sneezes
YouTube video by John Malpass
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Google tells me that the post war years were non-stop Public Service Announcements on the subject (for the too-and-froms at least) www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGop...
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Coughs and sneezes spread diseases (1946) | NHS
YouTube video by NHS
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no duff
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Twistie @twistie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are not many worse shapes for a robot than "human", unless of course you have an IPO coming up and the phone number of a gormless tech reporter
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Never mind I've googled the Gleesons
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh, I know what it is. I was just surprised to see that they used that word in the menu. I've never heard it used by Dubliners Is the burger joint owned by seppos?
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Soda? WTF
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You are absolutely correct The "average age at which old people die" hasn't changed in the last few thousand years (Psalm 90, Verse 10) So Trump should be popping his clogs soon, thank goodness
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ouch
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I could understand uninformed members of the public not realising the truth about McBride... ... but Shoebridge and Wilkie? What the hell?
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nope He's alive and well and living in ignorance
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes it is no jail time at all (just a fine) The word ¨veteran" did some hard lifting for this chocco.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apart from my FRED, this is actually the best eating tool I own. The *knife* part can be used to spread butter/jam/etc on bread and then cut the sandwich, but is perfectly safe and could not possibly cut your hand It is perfect for eating kiwi fruit/passion fruit/etc. Cut and scoop...
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a libi rose from the dead 👻 @rose-alibi.interferencer.com · 17/07/2026
i rarely like clever advertising but...
back of a plumbing truck reads "we fix what chatgpt said you should try"
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/pron...
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"ουδέν καινόν υπό τον ήλιον"
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