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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down

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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang on! I'd been led to believe Sydney's airport train was the pinnacle of human achievement. Turns out its just another grotty shitbox bit of railway infrastructure.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If i barracked for Freo i would just start walking back to Perth now.
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Gareth @garetholver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Such a Freo thing to happen tbh
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Victorian Independence Movement @vicindymovement.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kylie. From Melbourne. Not Sydney.
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Victorian Independence Movement @vicindymovement.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Victorian crime stats out yesterday. Both Victoria and NSW are among the safest places on earth. But why did Victoria have years of media hysteria over a rise in property offences while NSW was able to sweep rising violent crime under the rug until recent tragedies?
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Victorian Independence Movement @vicindymovement.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sydneysiders are stunned to learn Melbourne's CBD has proper supermarkets where residents do the weekly shop. That's because our CBD has actual homes in it. Thousands of them.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hood
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cunce reckon Portugal v Mexico in boring fall over ball is somehow better than that.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watched that in Jason Moran's old boozer with a bunch of random Essendon supporters. And what a joy we shared in Hawthorn's misery. The living and the dead.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching Essendon ask for AFL help vibes
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Definitely would have got 100k to a foreign game on a Friday morning.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Its so funny how the AI bros are literally doing the "oh my girlfriend, no you can't meet her, she does to another school" meme but IRL with trillions of other people's money.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good! It's good for the competition that a star like Butters chooses a "small" club like the Dogs. As much as I dislike the red, white and blue British Bulldogs, they've shown they're far bigger in heart than richer, more "popular" clubs in our neck of north west Melbourne. Excellent result.
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Victorian Independence Movement @vicindymovement.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They are not mad at all. Not in the slightest. Just reduced to gibberish by their all consuming jealousy of Marvellous Melbourne. Cope and seethe Skippy, cope and seethe.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've had funnier shits
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah so Saudi Arabia is fucked.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seems only weeks ago we were being told Ukraine was winning due to their masterful plan if hitting Russian private sector supply chains
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What are these lunatics talking about? Read was a vicious standover man and police informer. He beat up women, raped young men in prison.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When US media has a better grasp on reality than the tosh served up by our Sydney run rags.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Americans discovering they've been lied to about where to find the best bits of Australia is hilarious.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lot of Americans in Melbourne for the NFL. All they talk about are public transport ticketing systems.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The NFL game being played in Melbourne causing upset among some it would seem.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Legit last of its kind non gentrified inner city pub in the whole city.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Turns out attacking civilian aircraft for political reasons is now good ackchually.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They'll definitely take this well and not have a giant psychotic freak out.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The statues were always a stupid idea by Kennett, but if we're doing this, can we also melt down the bloke who murdered Ronald Ryan?
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Melbourne corruption: workers doing dangerous jobs get paid well. Sydney corruption: this shit.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Zippy Kanga.
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Aimee Hulbert @aimeeh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
42 women have been killed this year so far by a partner or former partner. 4fucking2. Then we have the amount admitted to hospital each and every day for to DV. www.nine.com.au/australia-ne...
nine.com.au
Tributes flow for young mum killed in her Melbourne home as partner charged with murder
The 30-year-old was allegedly killed in front of the couple’s three-year-old son.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Moonee Ponds - seat of kings, realm of the smart, beautiful and brave.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Every time we verse Brisbane's girls I wonder what is actually wrong with Belle Dawes. Is it an acquired injury? Was she born like this?
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seated at the Richie Benaud Memorial Table for breakfast
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sydney has invented going go the footy.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't believe they're remaking The Dambusters ... with Zendaya as Wing Commander Guy Gibson!
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If i can pass one bit of hard won male wisdom to my son, it is this. After the age about 16/17, if a girl you know and are friendly with says "Hey we should hang out" she means "I want you to come to my house and provided you manage not to stumble* at the final steps. I will fuck your brains out."
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Victorian Independence Movement @vicindymovement.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Moderna had to choose between Melbourne and Sydney for its mRNA manufacturing facility. Turns out a smart population beats an airport trane when it comes to the big issues.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Murder rate has fallen since Flem jack shop hours reduced. We don't need it reopened, we need a search of the ceiling cavities.
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skid vicious @skidvicious.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
can only mean good thing have happened when you see a story about the afl on the bbc.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Our Year 9 coordinators Jess Wilson and Dave Hughes provide support and guidance to staff and students alike. Mr Hughes rejoins the school after an unexpected absence across Terms 2 and 3 and we welcome his return from this period of rest and reflection."
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine witnessing this up close. www.science.org/content/arti...
science.org
Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think he actually drank the leaded petrol. Glass a day before school.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Everynight, Everynight is on YouTube.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I honestly think the whole but his statue would vandalised daily thing is bullshit. Nobody ever touches this.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake
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Victorian Independence Movement @vicindymovement.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Fin Review now thinks governments breaking contracts with private business is ackchually good. Not that they just make it up as they go when it comes to Victoria. Definitely not.
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This rent a quote mfer
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Never Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Umpires dragging their pets back into it. Troy Pannell's team
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