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@prontothisloc.bsky.social
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Spectacles, EDC, wallet and phone. Did I lock the door?

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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 17h
The common man will not only stop pissing in a bottle, he will become a university-educated world traveller with a summer place in the country. Nobody has ever thought of this until now.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being able to fold things is an essential skill nowadays After the Small Intruder Man ate Braycen's head he went next door and used those same folding skills on a firefighter's helmet
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought only xitter had a bot problem, but it seems I was wrong...
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does this mean my TV is a robot?
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wake Up Babe, New PlagiarismMachineCompany Pump Just Dropped
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Four young boys in Oregon hike to find the dead body of a missing politician
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
¨Computer says knob¨
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wake up babe new Yoozee vid just dropped
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is no end to this shit 😯
An image of a woman coughing without covering her open gob
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nope He's alive and well and living in ignorance
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes it is no jail time at all (just a fine) The word ¨veteran" did some hard lifting for this chocco.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"ουδέν καινόν υπό τον ήλιον"
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dear God, I hear you are fond of smiting people Could you please smite the smooth brained seppo simpletons who do not know the difference between the rod of (your fellow god) Asclepius and the caduceus of Hermes? Failing that, can one of the medics cover my shift in the COMCEN tonight?
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mel Brooks is 100 years old
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And this....
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Arteefishull Intelerjunce
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This poll should be updated
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Only idiots thought that a human shaped robot would be the way to operate a vacuum cleaner. The human shape is particularly unsuitable for many tasks. That today's idiots think a human shaped robot is the way to build cars (or any other such activity) only goes to show how little we have learned
An image of a robot shaped like a human operating a vacuum cleanerAn image of an actual robot vacuum cleaner that is a disc shaped object just a few centimetres in height, and therefore much more efficient than any human shaped robotAn image of a human shaped robot standing next to a car assembly lineAn image of an actual car assembly line showing the type of robots actually used.  The robots are not shaped like any human.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This was the latest image I could find at short notice, but I've seen more recent ones which show a much greater area of land returned
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Dativus et Ablativus Pluralis sunt similes
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Over on Xitter, I thought for one horrible moment that *this* was you. (It is probably just one of Drew Pavlou's sock puppets)
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's only April, but I reckon we have this year's winner....
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Zuck saw these ads when he was a kid and he never got over it
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If Iran still has some enriched uranium and a few missiles stashed away, it doesn't matter if those missiles get shot down over their target. In fact that would make the "dirty" dispersal greater.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He's wearing a monocle because he's a toff We know this because he's about to step into a car that cost several years salary for a working man Those gloves? He's about to travel in an open car in pommieland, ffs He'll probably still get frostbite
Why do you think they call the storage compartment in the car "the glove box" ???
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The people who drink plonk in the morning might eat like that
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
By mentioning "migrants" and "benefits" in the same breath he is, of course, implying that *immigrants are dole bludgers* So... I checked the stats I now have an image of swarms of geriatric migrants crawling out of dinghies at Dover and hobbling on their zimmer frames up the beach
A bar chart showing that the main recipients of "benefits" in the UK are old age pensioners

(And most of the others are receiving "benefits" because their employers do not pay them a living wage. The UK government, effectively, is subsidising these employers)
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
His opinions are utter bullshit
A screenshot of the transcript of an interview, showing a ludicrous old tax avoiding racist implying that 12 million immigrants had entered the UK in the last few years, followed by a highlighted paragraph indicating the enormity of his error
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ahh, Phil I've lost count of his bloopers over the years. This is one of my favourites...
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If you want to find out how bad LLMs are, just ask them to perform a task that you can do yourself Then sit back and watch them fail
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I think he used the word "builder" to mean *people who are employed to build houses* rather than owners of building companies. Clearly there needs to be more tradies in Australian soap operas, or the poms will never learn to speak properly
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Back in the day, Signals were basically the PMG dressed in green They came in handy sometimes
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Putting aside the subject of Trump's ignorance for a moment... I'd like to point out how powerful a tool of propaganda Hollywood has been over the last 8 decades. Many people (not just seppo simpletons) have been brainwashed into this idea. The people of Europe *at the time* knew the truth
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A painting of Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette, a
French military officer, showing him leading troops during the second British civil war, somewhere in North America.
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I like the look of this. The only question I have is whether The Treaty of Tordesillas said the folk in Broken Hill should speak Spanish or Portuguese
A map showing the division of the world by The Treaty of Tordesillas. 

A line runs though the East coast of Australia
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lie #4 "America wasn't like this before Trump" Trump's pogrom on migrants is horrendous, but there's nothing unprecedented about it. Eisenhower was arguably the least worst post-war president but don't ever forget the version of migrant hunting back in his day
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Has any site of a mass shooting ever been torn down?
A photograph of the house at 1422 Osmington road
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's bushwalking as soon as youse are off the pavement
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Passepartout @prontothisloc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Galloping Seppocaemia It's got out of control, I suppose.
A graph showing the insidious growth of yankspeak in other parts of the world
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