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Prof. Owen

@profowen910.bsky.social
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Nerd, perv, toy and bondage gear collector, writer of questionable erotica, and all around friendly guy. I'll make myself sound interesting later or something.

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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cam friends, my open offer returns for another year...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Suicidal Ideation Beef Pot roast
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Charlotte. @charlotteirene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As an enjoyer of candy corn, I fucking love this lol
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 04/01/2025
the “porn isn’t art” people are just telling on themselves for 1) not understanding what art is, 2) not respecting sex workers and 3) being bad at searching for porn
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elunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Its been a long journey for ur fav Captain. For years her & her crew have been cursed by Ol Long Dong. After many failed attempts at breaking the curse, they come across a couple of treasures (not cursed) that might help train her. All winds have filled our sails to this day.
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🔞bluebl8d - DTIYS pinned🔞 @bluebl8d.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ok hear me out: femboy hooters, except swap out the femboys with busty girls
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have never been so personally attacked on multiple levels all at once.
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St. Chris @stchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“The best partners I’ve had, of whatever gender (but step up your games, guys, because I mostly mean women) asked questions. They were creative. They were kind. They played with me. We collaborated.”
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yo Ho, Yo Ho a pirate's life for me.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Behold that thing I was trying to explain and totally failed multiple times, because my grasp of anatomy is less then it should be as a professor of perversion... also, yay helpful charts and graphs.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
New smut day is always such a lovely day.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Putting together a new table saw with a ratchet almost twice my age, and still going strong. They don't make em like they used to. Thanks Granda!
A vintage circle H ratchet from craftsman sits on top a red craftsman toolbox.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sometimes being an adult is sitting bolt upright in bed at 2 am realizing you have to clean up the playroom before the AC tech arrives in the morning. (Almost missed the double headed gummy worm dong with matching octo plug in the guest room!)
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I voted for elunaxc in the #AltStarAwards presented by @bad-dragon.com altporn.net/news/2026/05... Meet in LV! altstarawards.com @altpornnet.bsky.social @elunaxc.bsky.social
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elunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"It was just a colour out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all nature as we know it..." "The Unknown" inspired by The Colour Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft 💜 Acrylic 2026
Canvas on an easel. Theres a well in the center of the canvas. Its sunset and rhe sky is very purple with an orange horizon. To the left are barren trees, to the right a barn style home, the windows lit up from inside and a windmill. There are many colors coming up out of the well swirling into the sky and seemingly dropping back down onto the grass. Inspired by HP Lovecrafts Color out of Space.A selfie of eluna in front of her new painting, description of painting in other photo alt text
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fantastic amazing and very very weird. Cam friends wanna try it? Lmk!
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fun discovery at exxxotica Chicago today. Apparently Split peaches inventory and designs were bought by The Dungeon Store. At least some of their designs can still be found. thedungeonstore.com
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The Dungeon Store: Curated Collection of BDSM & Fetish Products
BDSM, Bondage, Fetish items, Vegan Fetish Impact, CBT, Penis Plugs & more. An outstanding collection of books to expand your horizons. Try out a new fetish, add that must have whip or flogger to your ...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The time has come... To create the greatest niche fetish porn in history!!! girlyjuice.net/review-balldo/
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Review: Balldo
Every so often, a sex toy comes along that is so unusual, so wild, so unprecedented that I feel the need to shout about it to nearly everyone I talk to. There was the vibrating teddy bear. There wa…
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the world will never be the same.... girlyjuice.net/review-soleh...
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Sydney Screams - Holland's Hottest BBW MILF @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hey you! charge your vibrators.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's that time again.. where I crawl out of my hole, and offer all my cam model friends a chance to shove a pineapple up their ass, on my dime. exotic-erotics.com/store/index.... Inquire within!
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Pineapple : Exotic Erotics
Exotic Erotics Pineapple - When looking for produce to appease your ardor, there are some common choices. A girthy cucumber for the size queens, a firm banana if you're looking to hit just the right spot, maybe a yellow squash for some front-loaded fun. Perhaps an ear of corn if you're feeling adventurous. You
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Good Girl. 🩷
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just for the record, we love that MK is now a city, but we take a very traditional view of city requirements: a city needs a cathedral, a royal charter, and a Games Workshop
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
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Godwin // 🔞Artist @godwin3d.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hey Artist friends - YSK that the mod of r/CyberPunkNsfw on reddit is a huge AI bro who would rather ban you for disliking AI garbage than ban people who repost your work with your watermarks cropped out, and doesn’t think that’s a problem. Post on r/Cyberpunk2077_R34 instead 👍
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Dr. Jey McCreight 🏳️‍⚧️🧬 @jeymccreight.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
🚨 Requesting help: I am looking for an agent who can facilitate more speaking gigs, podcast appearances, and interviews with journalists I want to more widely share my story and expertise as a trans geneticist who understands the reality and complexity of "biological sex" 🏳️‍⚧️🧬 Please signal boost?
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Curious Kitt @curiouskitt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Starting a new project! This year I want to stretch my limits & learn how to take bigger toys. Buuut..I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'm taking on not just *one* hole, but ✨ALL 3✨ 😅 Wish me luck!😈 (posting under #3Holes3Goals , so you can see updates as I progress) #WhatsInKitt #sextoys #nsfw
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Let's talk about the Aylesbury tunnels.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Today I woke up... glasses knocked off the nightstand and under my bed, toilet paper knocked off the holder in the bathroom, second floor window open in 20 degree weather. I can only conclude I have picked up a poltergeist.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
There are many solid ones, but this lives in my head.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
By the 3rd season of The Muppet Show, we’ve got a fully formed Gonzo performing what, for me, is almost a mission statement of a song for the entire Muppet Show. Dave Goelz just sparkles in his performance with every little nuance he throws in to the vocals & puppeteering.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
As I have said many, many times. "I defy you to find me a pair of assed chaps!"
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
A double ended dildo is creatively called a "double dildo". A double ended buttplug is called a buttsplug.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Happy international fisting day for all those who celebrate!
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVm...
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Charlotte Sands - Bad Day (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Charlotte Sands
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"It feels like we've developed some kind of histamine reaction to imagination. We are afraid that people will "catch" a bad idea. Well, stupid people are always gonna think dumb things and do dumb shit. That's their whole thing. The solution can't be to make artists dumb too." -Tycho (Penny arcade)
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Explain your username. i read a lot of Simon R. Green, Owen was one of his protagonists. Prof. is because of my pedantic nature, and for sex toy shenanigans I have been planning for like 10 years. 910 was the number AOL suggested adding to my first user name because just the name was taken.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Model friends, if you would like to celebrate my favorite holiday in style, hit me up.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
three buttplugs of varied size, all colored and shaped like candy corn, in a pot of actual candy corn on a blue background.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Buy art from your friends, support their creativity, it's amazingly rewarding.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
media.tenor.com
an elderly woman with a sweater on looks angry
Alt: an elderly woman with a sweater on looks angry
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elunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Something from the deep is climbing up my steps—scaled, with bulging eyes that never seem to blink; smiling with too many teeth, as though it already knew my name... "Visitor" Acrylic on canvas
Painting of a lighthouse at night with a deep one coming out of the ocean onto steps leading up to the lighthouse Someone is home, unaware of what lurks.Eluna holding the painting described in the first photo. She is wearing a white crop top that says MFC share, she has pink hair and glasses
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
For any artists dealing with adult content bans, I want to encourage you to get involved in the sex worker rights movement. While illustration is not the same as sex work, we share many of the same struggles, and our fights will be stronger if we collaborate.
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