Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Cam friends, my open offer returns for another year... 041
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Reposted by Prof. Owenthank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder. 7383272106
Reposted by Prof. OwenThe Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026 0117314574
Reposted by Prof. OwenKate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 04/01/2025the “porn isn’t art” people are just telling on themselves for 1) not understanding what art is, 2) not respecting sex workers and 3) being bad at searching for porn 24872214
Reposted by Prof. Owenelunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Its been a long journey for ur fav Captain. For years her & her crew have been cursed by Ol Long Dong. After many failed attempts at breaking the curse, they come across a couple of treasures (not cursed) that might help train her. All winds have filled our sails to this day. 15714
Reposted by Prof. Owen🔞bluebl8d - DTIYS pinned🔞 @bluebl8d.bsky.social · 27/06/2026ok hear me out: femboy hooters, except swap out the femboys with busty girls 6381
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I have never been so personally attacked on multiple levels all at once. 000
Reposted by Prof. OwenSt. Chris @stchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2025“The best partners I’ve had, of whatever gender (but step up your games, guys, because I mostly mean women) asked questions. They were creative. They were kind. They played with me. We collaborated.” 163
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Behold that thing I was trying to explain and totally failed multiple times, because my grasp of anatomy is less then it should be as a professor of perversion... also, yay helpful charts and graphs. 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Putting together a new table saw with a ratchet almost twice my age, and still going strong. They don't make em like they used to. Thanks Granda! 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sometimes being an adult is sitting bolt upright in bed at 2 am realizing you have to clean up the playroom before the AC tech arrives in the morning. (Almost missed the double headed gummy worm dong with matching octo plug in the guest room!) 000
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I voted for elunaxc in the #AltStarAwards presented by @bad-dragon.com altporn.net/news/2026/05... Meet in LV! altstarawards.com @altpornnet.bsky.social @elunaxc.bsky.socialaltporn.net2026 AltStar Awards Nominees Announced, Voting Live | AltPorn.net - alt.porn erotica2026 AltStar Awards Nominees Announced, Voting Live – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica 111
Reposted by Prof. Owenelunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026"It was just a colour out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all nature as we know it..." "The Unknown" inspired by The Colour Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft 💜 Acrylic 2026 57216
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Fantastic amazing and very very weird. Cam friends wanna try it? Lmk! 021
Reposted by Prof. OwenSen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it. 97140286348
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Fun discovery at exxxotica Chicago today. Apparently Split peaches inventory and designs were bought by The Dungeon Store. At least some of their designs can still be found. thedungeonstore.comthedungeonstore.comThe Dungeon Store: Curated Collection of BDSM & Fetish ProductsBDSM, Bondage, Fetish items, Vegan Fetish Impact, CBT, Penis Plugs & more. An outstanding collection of books to expand your horizons. Try out a new fetish, add that must have whip or flogger to your ... 131
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The time has come... To create the greatest niche fetish porn in history!!! girlyjuice.net/review-balldo/girlyjuice.netReview: BalldoEvery so often, a sex toy comes along that is so unusual, so wild, so unprecedented that I feel the need to shout about it to nearly everyone I talk to. There was the vibrating teddy bear. There wa… 151
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It's that time again.. where I crawl out of my hole, and offer all my cam model friends a chance to shove a pineapple up their ass, on my dime. exotic-erotics.com/store/index.... Inquire within!exotic-erotics.comPineapple : Exotic EroticsExotic Erotics Pineapple - When looking for produce to appease your ardor, there are some common choices. A girthy cucumber for the size queens, a firm banana if you're looking to hit just the right spot, maybe a yellow squash for some front-loaded fun. Perhaps an ear of corn if you're feeling adventurous. You 020
Reposted by Prof. OwenBuckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Just for the record, we love that MK is now a city, but we take a very traditional view of city requirements: a city needs a cathedral, a royal charter, and a Games Workshop 1527
Reposted by Prof. OwenFunkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026rt if u hate nazis and love boobs 1134542633
Reposted by Prof. OwenGodwin // 🔞Artist @godwin3d.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Hey Artist friends - YSK that the mod of r/CyberPunkNsfw on reddit is a huge AI bro who would rather ban you for disliking AI garbage than ban people who repost your work with your watermarks cropped out, and doesn’t think that’s a problem. Post on r/Cyberpunk2077_R34 instead 👍 1014440
Reposted by Prof. Owenshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/07/2025everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight 15248351334
Reposted by Prof. OwenPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc 37265326079
Reposted by Prof. OwenDr. Jey McCreight 🏳️⚧️🧬 @jeymccreight.bsky.social · 28/01/2026🚨 Requesting help: I am looking for an agent who can facilitate more speaking gigs, podcast appearances, and interviews with journalists I want to more widely share my story and expertise as a trans geneticist who understands the reality and complexity of "biological sex" 🏳️⚧️🧬 Please signal boost? 15325269
Reposted by Prof. OwenCurious Kitt @curiouskitt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Starting a new project! This year I want to stretch my limits & learn how to take bigger toys. Buuut..I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'm taking on not just *one* hole, but ✨ALL 3✨ 😅 Wish me luck!😈 (posting under #3Holes3Goals , so you can see updates as I progress) #WhatsInKitt #sextoys #nsfw 0101
Reposted by Prof. OwenBuckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Let's talk about the Aylesbury tunnels. 2238295
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Today I woke up... glasses knocked off the nightstand and under my bed, toilet paper knocked off the holder in the bathroom, second floor window open in 20 degree weather. I can only conclude I have picked up a poltergeist. 210
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 01/01/2026There are many solid ones, but this lives in my head. 08930
Reposted by Prof. OwenKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 14/03/2025By the 3rd season of The Muppet Show, we’ve got a fully formed Gonzo performing what, for me, is almost a mission statement of a song for the entire Muppet Show. Dave Goelz just sparkles in his performance with every little nuance he throws in to the vocals & puppeteering. 316327
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/11/2025As I have said many, many times. "I defy you to find me a pair of assed chaps!" 020
Reposted by Prof. OwenFunkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/05/2023A double ended dildo is creatively called a "double dildo". A double ended buttplug is called a buttsplug. 2143
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Happy international fisting day for all those who celebrate! 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 16/10/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVm...youtube.comCharlotte Sands - Bad Day (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by Charlotte Sands 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/10/2025"It feels like we've developed some kind of histamine reaction to imagination. We are afraid that people will "catch" a bad idea. Well, stupid people are always gonna think dumb things and do dumb shit. That's their whole thing. The solution can't be to make artists dumb too." -Tycho (Penny arcade) 000
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Explain your username. i read a lot of Simon R. Green, Owen was one of his protagonists. Prof. is because of my pedantic nature, and for sex toy shenanigans I have been planning for like 10 years. 910 was the number AOL suggested adding to my first user name because just the name was taken. 010
Reposted by Prof. OwenOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318188274
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Model friends, if you would like to celebrate my favorite holiday in style, hit me up. 021
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Buy art from your friends, support their creativity, it's amazingly rewarding. 020
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 15/08/2025media.tenor.coman elderly woman with a sweater on looks angryAlt: an elderly woman with a sweater on looks angry 020
Reposted by Prof. Owenelunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Something from the deep is climbing up my steps—scaled, with bulging eyes that never seem to blink; smiling with too many teeth, as though it already knew my name... "Visitor" Acrylic on canvas 118515
Reposted by Prof. OwenRo Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025For any artists dealing with adult content bans, I want to encourage you to get involved in the sex worker rights movement. While illustration is not the same as sex work, we share many of the same struggles, and our fights will be stronger if we collaborate. 2028311206