Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Cam friends, my open offer returns for another year... 041
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Reposted by Prof. Owenelunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Its been a long journey for ur fav Captain. For years her & her crew have been cursed by Ol Long Dong. After many failed attempts at breaking the curse, they come across a couple of treasures (not cursed) that might help train her. All winds have filled our sails to this day. 15714
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comGrease: John Travolta & T-Birds - Tell Me MoreAlt: Grease: John Travolta & T-Birds - Tell Me More 000
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Glad you had such a lifeline. For me it's my local game store. All the employees want to be there, they are passionate about some aspect of the hobby, and the owner is a good dude doing the best he can for em. It's my light in dark places. 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ass a collector of titillating and cocky art, I have a few guesses. 010
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I have never been so personally attacked on multiple levels all at once. 000
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I simply adored that game, and the dialog. "Legal... that's not even physically possible!" lives rent free in my head to this day. Thank you so much! 150
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Split the difference... Unhinged butthole pics? Also, fewer bots over there, so that number's honestly pretty impressive. 000
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Behold that thing I was trying to explain and totally failed multiple times, because my grasp of anatomy is less then it should be as a professor of perversion... also, yay helpful charts and graphs. 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Putting together a new table saw with a ratchet almost twice my age, and still going strong. They don't make em like they used to. Thanks Granda! 010
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sometimes being an adult is sitting bolt upright in bed at 2 am realizing you have to clean up the playroom before the AC tech arrives in the morning. (Almost missed the double headed gummy worm dong with matching octo plug in the guest room!) 000
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 19/05/2026"the best way to win is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" 080
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 06/05/2026You obviously picked the perfect answer... But imagining the reaction to options C and D had me giggling. 010
Reposted by Prof. Owenelunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026"It was just a colour out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all nature as we know it..." "The Unknown" inspired by The Colour Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft 💜 Acrylic 2026 57216
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I use trello.com/home personally. free for personal use, privacy controllable, and works from the web or an app.trello.comCapture, organize, and tackle your to-dos from anywhere | TrelloMake the impossible, possible with Trello. The ultimate tool to boost your productivity. Escape the clutter and chaos—stay efficient with Inbox, Boards, and Planner from anywhere, even on mobile. 010
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Yep, what they said. There are a number of free apps you can get on pc, phone or both, then you set up your list of chores, owed customers, paintings, whatever, and set up columns to organize them "Things like "to do" "In progress" "done" or like "paid" "shot" "editing" "edited" "delivered" 110
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Time to make yourself a Kanban board! great way to stay organized and track all your pending tasks and what status they are in. I should do that as well... but um.. do as I say, not as I do. 100
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Certified freak, 6 days a week. *and on the 7th day she rested, as a treat* 000
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Fun discovery at exxxotica Chicago today. Apparently Split peaches inventory and designs were bought by The Dungeon Store. At least some of their designs can still be found. thedungeonstore.comthedungeonstore.comThe Dungeon Store: Curated Collection of BDSM & Fetish ProductsBDSM, Bondage, Fetish items, Vegan Fetish Impact, CBT, Penis Plugs & more. An outstanding collection of books to expand your horizons. Try out a new fetish, add that must have whip or flogger to your ... 131
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 08/04/2026media.tenor.coma person is kneeling next to a bucket of green paint .Alt: a person is kneeling next to a bucket of green paint, painting over brown, dead grass. 000
Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"Oh he's hacking, he's whacking, casting them dongs." 010
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