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Prof. Owen

@profowen910.bsky.social
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Nerd, perv, toy and bondage gear collector, writer of questionable erotica, and all around friendly guy. I'll make myself sound interesting later or something.

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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cam friends, my open offer returns for another year...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Suicidal Ideation Beef Pot roast
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Charlotte. @charlotteirene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As an enjoyer of candy corn, I fucking love this lol
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
True in either connotation.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Two things can be true!
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 04/01/2025
the “porn isn’t art” people are just telling on themselves for 1) not understanding what art is, 2) not respecting sex workers and 3) being bad at searching for porn
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elunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Its been a long journey for ur fav Captain. For years her & her crew have been cursed by Ol Long Dong. After many failed attempts at breaking the curse, they come across a couple of treasures (not cursed) that might help train her. All winds have filled our sails to this day.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Grease: John Travolta & T-Birds - Tell Me More
Alt: Grease: John Travolta & T-Birds - Tell Me More
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Glad you had such a lifeline. For me it's my local game store. All the employees want to be there, they are passionate about some aspect of the hobby, and the owner is a good dude doing the best he can for em. It's my light in dark places.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ass a collector of titillating and cocky art, I have a few guesses.
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🔞bluebl8d - DTIYS pinned🔞 @bluebl8d.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ok hear me out: femboy hooters, except swap out the femboys with busty girls
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have never been so personally attacked on multiple levels all at once.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
static.klipy.com
You Had Me In The First Half, Angel (Ink Master)
Alt: You Had Me In The First Half, Angel (Ink Master)
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St. Chris @stchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“The best partners I’ve had, of whatever gender (but step up your games, guys, because I mostly mean women) asked questions. They were creative. They were kind. They played with me. We collaborated.”
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I simply adored that game, and the dialog. "Legal... that's not even physically possible!" lives rent free in my head to this day. Thank you so much!
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yo Ho, Yo Ho a pirate's life for me.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
At the same time?!
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Humm. Something to consider
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Which Joker?
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Captain Jack Sparrow: Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!
ALT: Captain Jack Sparrow: Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Split the difference... Unhinged butthole pics? Also, fewer bots over there, so that number's honestly pretty impressive.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Dammit Gail!"
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Behold that thing I was trying to explain and totally failed multiple times, because my grasp of anatomy is less then it should be as a professor of perversion... also, yay helpful charts and graphs.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
New smut day is always such a lovely day.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Putting together a new table saw with a ratchet almost twice my age, and still going strong. They don't make em like they used to. Thanks Granda!
A vintage circle H ratchet from craftsman sits on top a red craftsman toolbox.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sometimes being an adult is sitting bolt upright in bed at 2 am realizing you have to clean up the playroom before the AC tech arrives in the morning. (Almost missed the double headed gummy worm dong with matching octo plug in the guest room!)
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"the best way to win is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh the eyes you're about to open tonight...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
you did say you could fix her :-D
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I voted for elunaxc in the #AltStarAwards presented by @bad-dragon.com altporn.net/news/2026/05... Meet in LV! altstarawards.com @altpornnet.bsky.social @elunaxc.bsky.social
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You obviously picked the perfect answer... But imagining the reaction to options C and D had me giggling.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So's spaghetti until you get it wet;-)
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
With those three items, who needs caffeine 🤣😂🤣
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elunaxc 🧁 @elunaxc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"It was just a colour out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all nature as we know it..." "The Unknown" inspired by The Colour Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft 💜 Acrylic 2026
Canvas on an easel. Theres a well in the center of the canvas. Its sunset and rhe sky is very purple with an orange horizon. To the left are barren trees, to the right a barn style home, the windows lit up from inside and a windmill. There are many colors coming up out of the well swirling into the sky and seemingly dropping back down onto the grass. Inspired by HP Lovecrafts Color out of Space.A selfie of eluna in front of her new painting, description of painting in other photo alt text
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I use trello.com/home personally. free for personal use, privacy controllable, and works from the web or an app.
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Make the impossible, possible with Trello. The ultimate tool to boost your productivity. Escape the clutter and chaos—stay efficient with Inbox, Boards, and Planner from anywhere, even on mobile.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fantastic amazing and very very weird. Cam friends wanna try it? Lmk!
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yep, what they said. There are a number of free apps you can get on pc, phone or both, then you set up your list of chores, owed customers, paintings, whatever, and set up columns to organize them "Things like "to do" "In progress" "done" or like "paid" "shot" "editing" "edited" "delivered"
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Time to make yourself a Kanban board! great way to stay organized and track all your pending tasks and what status they are in. I should do that as well... but um.. do as I say, not as I do.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Certified freak, 6 days a week. *and on the 7th day she rested, as a treat*
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My haul from the con floor...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fun discovery at exxxotica Chicago today. Apparently Split peaches inventory and designs were bought by The Dungeon Store. At least some of their designs can still be found. thedungeonstore.com
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The Dungeon Store: Curated Collection of BDSM & Fetish Products
BDSM, Bondage, Fetish items, Vegan Fetish Impact, CBT, Penis Plugs & more. An outstanding collection of books to expand your horizons. Try out a new fetish, add that must have whip or flogger to your ...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The time has come... To create the greatest niche fetish porn in history!!! girlyjuice.net/review-balldo/
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Review: Balldo
Every so often, a sex toy comes along that is so unusual, so wild, so unprecedented that I feel the need to shout about it to nearly everyone I talk to. There was the vibrating teddy bear. There wa…
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the world will never be the same.... girlyjuice.net/review-soleh...
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a person is kneeling next to a bucket of green paint .
Alt: a person is kneeling next to a bucket of green paint, painting over brown, dead grass.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Oh he's hacking, he's whacking, casting them dongs."
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Sydney Screams - Holland's Hottest BBW MILF @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hey you! charge your vibrators.
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Prof. Owen @profowen910.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's that time again.. where I crawl out of my hole, and offer all my cam model friends a chance to shove a pineapple up their ass, on my dime. exotic-erotics.com/store/index.... Inquire within!
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Pineapple : Exotic Erotics
Exotic Erotics Pineapple - When looking for produce to appease your ardor, there are some common choices. A girthy cucumber for the size queens, a firm banana if you're looking to hit just the right spot, maybe a yellow squash for some front-loaded fun. Perhaps an ear of corn if you're feeling adventurous. You
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