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Profoakthe2nd

@profoakthe2nd.bsky.social
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Furry trash, part time weasel, thrower of wrenches, the big gay. 30, warning NSFW! 18+ only! He/him.

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Millie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not guaranteed, but good things are possible. Keep pushing, it does make a difference. Schedule voting day as a day off in advance.
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Canine Disaster Area @smackjackal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN!
G-Wagon and G-imny.G-Wagon and G-imny.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that skunk again
Narrator: Oh dear. Are you OK, little spotted skunk? Skunk: Ugghhh... NO. 
Narrator: What happened? Skunk: I went to a club last night. On a weeknight. Narrator: And? Skunk: I had two peach White Claws. Narrator: ...And...? Skunk: And I'm a millennial! (pen, pencil, watercolor comic)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Indie! @indiealpa.ca · 05/10/2026
Well, it's been a good run MeUndies but I guess I'm cancelling my subscription.
Advertisement for Me Undies and Harry Potter collaboration
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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KIJI @whatiskiji.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no place i'd rather be fanart for 'The Day We Met' webcomic by @falco.works. If you're doing anything, stop what you're doing and read it right now lol
An anthropomorphic coyote holding an anthropomorphic tufted deer in a living room.
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Wolffin @thewolffinsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know a low quality meme I must draw myself in when I see one
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tiki Bunny Imports🍹🐇🛻🏳️‍🌈 @tikibunnyimports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#RadRide at auction today bonus feature! Have yourself a look at the absolute stunner that is this 98 Mazda Familia! Known as the Protege5 in the US, this color and interior pattern are pure neuron activation mode and looks amazing on a #JDM wagon! All with only 44k kms! DM for interest or to bid!
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Jackal @jackalsnap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looks at you with my big gay eyes (Happy #internationalrabbitday )
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Indy @indyisky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fender bender
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Seth Caddy 🎃👻 @gingercaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Noem: think I'm going to have to put the dog down. She had a minor incident on the couch.
Patel: Did you say dog?
Vance: Did you say couch?
Trump: Did you say minor?
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 20/09/2026
Okay this jogged loose something I've had half-written for a while now: Despite decades of effort, scientists have still not found a substitute for reading the paper denimandtweed.jbyoder.org/2026/09/desp...
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Despite decades of effort, scientists have still not found a substitute for reading the paper
Science is difficult, but not for the reason you think. It’s not that conceiving a research program is difficult. It’s not that planning and performing an experiment or observational st…
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Geo @bamboozlewzl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was left unattended with a copy of Blender, @moopleaf.bsky.social's mustelid avatar, and a brain addled by bowling animations
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IvyGM @ivygm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For an extra layer of funny: “The bush dog (not actually a dog) and the maned wolf (not actually a wolf)”
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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T-Kay @ttothekay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After being told a previous sketch with the words "Fuck ICE" was "needlessly hateful". So I felt I should make an apology. Sorry the message wasn't loud enough, clear enough, and didn't include Fuck the Pedo-in-Chief and all his fascist followers. It's not needless hate. It's positive intolerance.
A drawing of Cinn wearing an Elbows Up tanktop, giving double middle fingers, with the words "F*ck ICE, F*ck Trump, & F*ck the losers who support 'em" framing her.
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Moot @moot.cloud · 19/09/2026
Air traffic control on a con weekend ✈️
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Vinny ★ @vinqou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sky high critter :3
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Landlord Takes Hornets’ Side theonion.com/landlord-takes-hornets…
Landlord Takes Hornets’ Side
Building Owner Says Tenant The One Who Started Trouble
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cartoon my Sarah Andersen. 

Panel 1: Sarah (labelled "me") is holding a round white object, labelled "a silly meme".

Panel 2: she holds it aloft and runs triumphantly towards a door labelled "group chat"

Panel 3: A group of women sit in a circle with worried expressions. They are tenderly comforting a woman who is just finishing saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life"

Panel 4: The camera focus shifts from the group to Sarah, who stands awkwardly, wide eyed and silent in the doorway, silly meme still held aloft.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
"Why aren't millenials buying diamonds?" "Why aren't millenials buying horses?" "Why are so many millenials sleeping outside?" "Why do millenials keep saying please help my family is dying?" "Why are millenials surrounding the building? "Why are millenials kicking down the door to my office?" "Why are millenials eating me? Oh god they're eating me?"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 17/09/2026
listen, Americans you guys have a pretty neat country but every day you’re finding a new way to pour lighter fluid all over your pants
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flock is very serious surveillance technology that cops take very seriously: 404media.co/cops-search-...
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Cops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of ‘LMAO,’ ‘IDK,’ ‘Hehe,’ and ‘asdfg’
The EFF found cops writing “idiot,” “WEIRD KID,” "blah," "leave me alone," and button mashing in Flock's 'reason' box.
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.thepinknews.com/2022/10/10/d...
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Dolly Parton quietly funded Black school bands: 'The woman is a national treasure'
Dolly Parton paid for band uniforms and instruments for kids at majority Black high schools with zero publicity, a writer has revealed.
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/07/2023
Love wearing this shirt in the Midwest and when people like it I say, "I know! I love roundabouts!"
Black Tshirt that says Roundabouts are for commies & satanists
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Gentlemonster @FURPOC @gentlemonster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m so invested in the wellbeing of the family of coyotes currently inhabiting Graceland Cemetery
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⚡️Thunder⚡️ @thunderfennec.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🐱
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apfelhund @apfelhund.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Very rough but fun little Azi/Mel thumbnail sequence I sketched up.
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Periodic reminder that your "concerns" about trans people are being beamed directly into your head by a small cadre of incredibly rich psychopaths.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 09/09/2026
He's an odd little dude. [1/2]
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█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 22/03/2026
when your friend says they wanna get chik-fil-a and you really have to stop yourself from going off on them and take relationship damage instead #mewdsart #sfw #meme #thesims
An isometric house reminiscent of The Sims. A generic dog person in a red shirt and jeans is standing in front of Chrissy (Celeste) saying, "Hey, I'm hungry. Do you want to get CHIK-FIL-A?" Similar to the game, Chrissy has prompt bubbles visible labeled with "Rude Insult", "Tolerate", and "Internalize Frustration"A followup where several stacking double-negative relationship down icons hover and scroll up away from Chrissy's head. A word bubble appears above Chrissy's head with a POOP icon while a PRIDE FLAG with a ? appears over the dog person.
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보안부서 관리팀 @sd-planb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🥱 #furry
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