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Preview of this year's Halloween lawn set up. Ive been so busy its UP but barely lit at the moment. Rather proud of this one

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Stop beating yourself up. Thats your mom's job.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well if you all liked him so much, here's his brother

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you have a jointed cutout skeleton, he sits on your bathroom door doing the peepee dance. I dont make the rules.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Between work, the almost 2 year old tearing through the house, and MORE family news on the way.... spooky season is taking a huge step back this year. Is what it is at this point.

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The official sound of Halloween!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Holy fuck am I bad at this website.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

**come on, you can do it. just write something appealing** FUCK. **try harder** SHIT

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*Unsubscribes from consciousness*

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tasteful nudes but its really just a sculpture using hot dogs as Lincoln Logs

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Its finally October! Now quit it you two, one of ya already doesn't have legs

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Getting the onset spooky season blues early... Between life and the weather, i haven't been able to get the yard skeletons set up. Being off on Sundays also means...when the hell am I going to get to do AnYtHing?!

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Look, unless they're st Louis BBQ, nobody wants to see your ribs.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Literally the only movie that makes me mouth-water-nauseated in a looooong time. Go watch it!

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Its September 18, im looking at one aisle of Halloween, one of Christmas, and I wanna PUKE. We used to be a decent society.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well that was an interesting short evening. Some lady tried to pick me up at the bar, another made $500 dissappear in 5 minutes, and I went home knowing you dont bet more than you can afford to lose.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fingerling potatoes sounds fukkin filthy

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Retroist @retroist.com · 15/09/2026

How is Vampire Mr. Owl not a bigger deal?

Tootsie Pop Mr. Owl dressed as a vampire

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Sanshin Soba- Yo Ki @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Going to swallow my pride and bump this again. Being healthy costs too much. But I'm going to keep trying my best.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What are we hate sub-skeeting today?

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Friends, its been an 11 hour day walking the streets of Atlantic City suburbs. Im sunburnt, tired, and someone should summon a drink into my hand ASAP.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey, you want me to pick up some ghost jizz?

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/09/2026

your mission, should you choose to accept it: Find your silly shit stoke your fire find your tribe

a sidewalk with writing on it, in paint "Be weird"

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I bet Mel Blanc tooted hilariously

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This whole "work 6 10hr days a week constantly" thing is giving me the tired sads.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Babe, you ok? You've barely touched your awesome Miller High Life Halloween shirt.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

an eyes wide shut party only instead of being naked and having sex we’re all fully clothed and eating pudding

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"I labor, today is the day to do nothing" he said as he made breakfast, fixed the fridge, etc and so forth

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Post-Work Celebratory Cocktails: Cheers, may you all have good news and deserved moments to celebrate this weekend!

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

News! Ive been busting my hump and finally landed a management position at work. Sure its further away and the hours are later, but its a move up for me and my (not so) little family. Knowing what and who I dealt with to get this far, im due to celebrate soon. But for right now, this is the vibe:

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Morning, you fancy beautiful freaks and goblins

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mama always said Life was Like a Jar of Giardiniera. Sometimes its all Peppers and Bullshit.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Look, this just popped in my head and its STILL one of the most boring bullshit pretentious pieces of shit movies ive ever seen. Sorry. NOT sorry.

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy September! As is tradition, here's the crew:

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Summers a dirty whore so we sent her off with grilled dinner and the bang of leftover fireworks

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Enjoy your smut, cheese bags!

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

PS, support your local library

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Back when I spent alot of time behind a microphone, learning from and emulating my favorite voice over actors, Peter Cullen was on top of my list. His inspiration for Optimus Prime was an idea Ive tried to pass to my own kids, who have also grown up hearing his voice: Be Strong Enough To Be Gentle

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh no.. oh no no no. After Dolly and Tim Curry, now this. The Prime of Generations, we've lost Peter Cullen at 85.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

PS, Support ALL but also your Local Library

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Im not even a big country fan and know what the world's missing after Dolly Parton's passing. Lady was a class act, inspiration to millions, champion of battling illiteracy, and remembered for being a GOOD PERSON. That's a rare thing these days. Please consider donating to her Imagination Library.

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Dolly Parton Smiling with Flower

ALT: Dolly Parton Smiling with Flower

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hey, you ever have an Italian cigarette? (Proceeds to fill a pepperoni slice with shredded mozz, lick, and roll it up)

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The stupids are reigning supreme today

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Celebratory pot roast incoming!

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

That shit was funny, yall should be laughing more.

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Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"So how were the 90s?" ...I think ive just been verbally assaulted. Told him "everything was extreme, mt dew flavored, super nintendo was BIG, and Adam Sandler was cool."

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